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Ugly In The Morning posted:I really want to know what the business was. I’m going to guess it was something kind of flashy and cool. No one ever wants to start with something boring but reliable. Entertainment 360 2: The 1080ing.
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i vomit kittens posted:(NY) If I am on a site that matches free sperm donors with women, should I / when and how should I ask her if we can paternity-test them with me getting results? this dude lives in new york, if he spends literally any time wandering around manhattan a magainze editor in her mid 30s will jump on his dick with such vigor that she kegels his testicles through his urethra like a god drat angler fish.
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loads are stored in the bladder. pee is stored in the balls. FilthyImp posted:Oh yeah, the unlicensed meth colony is good, too. Like did he just watch New Hampshire
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it's legal for women to be horny now. in new york it's traditional to greet an eligble bachelor by throwing your leg up over his shoulder.
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Nov 29, 2019 20:41
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How much Bad Divorce Advice can an MRA propagate before they're liable for providing faulty legal aid? these asshats all have the exact same playbook, i got to assume they're coordinating.
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Lucrece posted:[FL] Can I make family member sell their house to me if it was part of the estate? honestly not owning a house in florida is the smartest thing you can do. i'm posting this publically, not as a toxx but so it can be quoted for prescient insight in the future, but the united states government would sooner buy out the entire flooded state of florida than spend a single red cent preventing the sea levels from rising in the first place.
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Mr. Lobe posted:I am a big fan of smashed (3000N) 3000 newtons is equivalent to one SUPER SLAM!!!
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my favorite thing to do is teach my EFL students outdated slang. that's the cat's pajamas, so's your uncle, its like an abbot and costello routine in polish accents. i am a monster and deserve to be rendered into whale oil.
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if y'all leave the shoes at the door what do you eat soup out of >???? 
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whiteness and americanosity are interchangeable, both whiteocity and americanility are the result of colonial forces ripping an ethnicity's heritage and culture from them in exchange for hollow capitalist sentiments. this is also why the Han chinese are white while the Uighyr are not.
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Fallom posted:...feet? Socks? LUXURY! us poor folk simply float around the houses with bloody stumps for ankles, screechin like a dang ole Wendigo
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if cumshitter isn't actually gay his gimmick is extremely homophobic and problematic. but yall arent ready to have that conversation.
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chitoryu12's mother, upon being handed her fresh baby chitoryu12:chitoryu12 posted:What the gently caress is this
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okay but are you a metropolitain brunch gay or a lavender cowboy farm gay. i'm pulling together talent for a Barbershop Queertet group and I need a tenor, but the aesthetics need to match.
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yall that was just a joke, as an actual closeted queer person with a family i'm allowed to gatekeep my own cursed existence. also didn't hard gay come out as being "married to a swimsuit model" like a decade ago? wikipedia says he retired but he started doing wrestling again? and he's super broke??? drat, fame sucks. therobit posted:If you are too much of a goddamn snowflake to see that Cumshitter's schtick is not designed to make fun of gay people but to lampoon lovely conservatives who want gay people to go to conversion therapy and see homosexuality as a choice and are disgusted at gay people and literally assume all gay people have some sort of agenda to outlaw heterosexual marriage and force kids to be gay then I don't know what to tell you. Whether he's gay or not (pretty sure he is) doesn't matter; he is making fun of the stereotypes conservatives believe about gay people, not making fun of gay people themselves. Anyone who doesn't get that is a moron. lmao trap sprung (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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therobit posted:I find it interesting that this is the specific line you draw. A smart phone also isn't a necessity but I bet you use one, despite all of the social and environmental cost, but you are perfectly willing to rail against someone who needs a ride and is taking the cheaper option that shows up faster and doesn't redline out the poor neighborhood after dark. "uhhhhh what?? rebel against the ruling class??? but then who shall work the fields and tend the lord's croppes??????"
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welcome to hell posted:My girlfriend likes to hold my dick while I pee. this is something way, way more widespread than people like to talk about.
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is eating this bussy vegan
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Benagain posted:There are people in this thread who go beyond the idea of "it is bad to cheat on someone and people who cheat should feel bad and you should break up with them" to "if someone cheats on you, they should be damned for seven generations. Their children's children shall be branded with a red C that all may know their family's sins. Let none give them shelter or warmth." yeah if your spouse lies to you and gets away with it you're obligated to continue the charade.
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love 2 tousel the hair of the hatchling cuckoo who destroyed my future and drove the love of my life into the arms of another man
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this is why children are stupid and we should all eat hot grape instead "hot grape??? what!" you might ask. but actually, it's easy. just roast grapes in the oven for a fun fall and winter treat. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mr. Lobe posted:As a gay, I would be put off as hell if I found out some girl went and told her boyfriend to play pretend gay to go to a party where straight boyfriends were not wanted. That's why I think she is an rear end in a top hat too. also, it's not going to work. a straight dude in a gay party sticks out like an awkward, uncomfortable thumb who can't dance and is wearing way too many layers.
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Licarn posted:WIBTA if I refuse to let a person fully join our coven. this is the most california thing i've read since Grapes of Wrath
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remember that Joose can be dissolved into vape goo, meaning that anyone you see vaporizing could be endrugluating their mind so heavily that they'll go hog wild on ebay and just buy a baker's dozen of pianos. fear the outside world! fear it! wooooooo!!!!!
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the vape actually purifies the air and makes it safer, a juul takes out 100% of the airborn asbestos and despair emanating from trumpco baby jails. welcome to the future kids, blueberry or crem brulee?
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the important thing is everyone respond to me as though i spoke sincerely, in order to maximize the length and duration of this derail.
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Vapists, mon ami, we prefer the more regal vapeurs.
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Rubellavator posted:high waisted jeans are slutty? heh hehh hey baby i bet them jeans go aaaaaaaaaaallllll the way up. to your neck. because you are an armless torsoless head perched precariously atop a pair of sexy legs. yeah baby!!!!!
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future Lord Humungus in the making. child will need to be Strong to survive the Badlands.
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DandyLion posted:Haha this is so disturbingly true. this is correct but it's less an infiltration and more the fact that America is a nation of slaveowning capitalists and has ALWAYS been run by bigots using racism to pit the working class against each other.
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Leon Einstein posted:Who is sticking a Hitachi inside of them?! Your mom.
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i got one of those huge plastic turtle sandbox that i fill with fine grained Saharan sand and i bathe by taking off the untailored satin sheet i wrap around my luxurious curves and roll around in that dusty sumbitch like a gently caress-hungry chinchilla. then i anoint my hair with olive oil from olives i squeeze between my thighs, and by this time i am such a profoundly gritty greasy mess that legally i qualify as a clam fritter, so
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So y'all probate me for hilarious posts about my Tarzan Toilet Style (TTS) but Toothpaste: The Derail! gets an encore presentation? fah! no one appreciates craft.
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That's bog standard post-natal depression and Dude Needs A Doctor, And A Therapist, And A Weekend Tripping Balls In The Woods To Humble The Ego And Reawaken The Nurturer Within.
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1redflag posted:Or, like, get him the mental health treatment he clearly needs uhhhhhh not to be a buzzkill but im pretty sure empathy is probatable ITT. i mean if the glory of hot grape can trigger a probe, brother anything can.
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Dartmouth is the Cybertruck of ivy leagues. I will not be taking questions. Garcon! Activate the jetcopter.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for refusing to buy Chick-fil-a for my pregnant wife? chique fillet brines their chicken in pickle juice. so she's not wrong, she's just got Pregnancy Tongue.
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hockey jockey posted:Really? When it comes to birds and, heh, birds, everything is game. 
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Weebs give head like it's pocky. All genders, every orientation. The hotel at an anime con is like a 24/7 tongue slolem. it's revolting, good thing everyone involved is over 18.
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sneaking into my exes apartment to get revenge by stealing the gobbets of hair she sticks to the side of the shower
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