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Uhh she seems happy with the husband+boyfriend side of things, maybe putting up with his kink (within limits)+tiny dick is worth it for her?
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Sep 29, 2016 15:09
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Sissify your son, he might enjoy it! Love N god bless
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Oct 10, 2016 23:07
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I condone blackmailing family members, but slut shaming is going too far
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Oct 15, 2016 01:38
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Some women have mild morning sickness and somehow draw the conclusion that women who complain about morning sickness are whiny babies, not suffering more severely.
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Oct 17, 2016 16:40
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It was a woman whose brother peed in her bed
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Oct 17, 2016 21:14
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Are they twins? Dan sounds like the kind of jerk that thinks calling a pregnant woman's not-pregnant twin "hot" is a compliment.
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Oct 18, 2016 13:41
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Odds the department sock fetishist works in is shoes: 100%
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Oct 18, 2016 15:57
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:How the gently caress can someone have an ankle sock fetish Everyone has fetishes by happenstance, if it's not weirdly specific it's not considered a fetish
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Oct 18, 2016 18:35
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Not quite as bad as being cucked by your father-in-law
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Oct 18, 2016 19:29
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I think it's too late to abort the 29 year old "brother"fucker Would you believe person whose family is mostly Italian is Catholic?
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Oct 19, 2016 05:00
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God has bestowed either a huge or tiny dick on that man and his wife is either intimidated or regretting not inspecting the package before signing.
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Oct 23, 2016 16:31
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snakeandbake posted:who the gently caress wants to suck a tiny dick, i mean really I think in the first of these threads there was a woman asking how to reassure her lover after she said his dick was "cute." She mentioned that she really liked that going down on him didn't hurt her jaw, he took her dicksucking enthusiasm as an insult to his tiny dick or something.
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Oct 24, 2016 13:58
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The Snoo posted:couldn't you just lie and be like 'yeah he totally got it done'; what's the dad gonna do, make the boyfriend show him his dong?? The Snoo posted:e: what stopped her from being like 'he's already circumcised' because I don't think it's exclusive to jewish people? And outside America it's pretty much just Jews and Muslims, I think? kaschei fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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Oct 25, 2016 16:08
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Incoherence posted:Who the hell calls McCree by his first name?
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Oct 26, 2016 02:40
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Lock your phone
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Oct 28, 2016 18:00
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That's the whole reason why the girl was so excited to hear it? He has been waiting to say that to his one True Love his whole life and now he hosed it up because he can never take those words back or say them to someone else because true love is a magic spell and you can only cast it once
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Nov 2, 2016 08:06
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loquacius posted:Also, why are they "open romantically, not open sexually" if they don't have sex with each other CharlestonJew posted:also why the gently caress didn't she call the cops after he pulled a gun on her She said their last contact was the weapon assault charge so I think she did
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Nov 5, 2016 07:03
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Tender Bender posted:Can't listen because I'm at work but most of these are fake with actors who hire out to radio stations. I used to get a kick out of the radio version of /relationships meltdowns until I found this out
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Nov 16, 2016 17:58
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fruit on the bottom posted:At 5'7.5" it's something that comes up a bit more than I'd like, but nowhere near what the internet would have you believe.
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Nov 29, 2016 20:02
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Business Gorillas posted:like what sort of parent thinks this is a good idea?
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Dec 1, 2016 08:07
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Wife is insanely resentful of her husband's family's money, and also happens to be insane
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Dec 1, 2016 18:08
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Honey can we keep it PG tonight I have to get up early
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Dec 2, 2016 16:08
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Who has poo poo-the-bed sex under the covers?
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:While the story was loving hilarious, I don't see how he's some incredible superhero for acting like a normal human being and cleaning up a little mess. Sex is messy and awkward by design and it's ordinary for weird poo poo (heh) to happen without embarrassingly bringing it up, whether it's blood, pee, whatever. It was the thoughtfulness of hiding poo poo from someone who freaks out over spotting blood, it also sounds like it was at her place as he was surprised by the mattress pad.
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