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loquacius posted:I think that fesh might have been an ill-conceived plot to freak me out by reciting a factoid about me in a vaguely threatening manner but I don't really mind if someone on the Internet knows how old I am I'll bet I can guess your age and weight. You are 30 years old and weight less than Donald Trump.
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Fartbox posted:Do they have videogames in heaven? Every god drat Dreamcast game you can think of my man.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:In Heaven, Star Citizen is an actual functioning game that fulfills all its earthly promises C'mon man, its Heaven, not some fantasy make believe bullshit.
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Jan 24, 2018 19:32
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It obviously a troll fesh (and not even a really good one at that) and y'all are eating it up. A sad day for a dead gay comedy forum indeed.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:58
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8 Ball posted:magic cummies for her gummies God drat you.
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Jan 29, 2018 21:52
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SniperWoreConverse posted:For more information look up the seminal "piss & jizz in a pot then boil it & rub it on your body" technique pioneered by the goons of yore Those were simpler times, when men were Real Men, women were Real Women, and natural skin care products were Real Natural Skin Care Products.
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Jan 29, 2018 22:08
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Neutrino posted:I can't imagine why the law would say that. Even in an uncontrolled intersection drivers have to yield to whomever is in the intersection first, whether it is a car, speeding truck or a pedestrian. If the pedestrian was crossing illegally, I can sort of understand but it doesn't sound like that was the case. Even so, I always find it hard to understand having an accident even if you are in the right. A skilled driver would have seen the ped and avoided them. If a driver didn't see them then the question has to be asked, is the driver fit to drive? The law is rather nuanced and applicable in different manners in a variety of situations (as long as you're white).
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Caganer posted:bidets are like anime. Do you even eat rear end, bro?
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Feb 16, 2018 18:20
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RCarr posted:Yeah that's definitely go to the doctor territory. Do they have Dr's that specialize in Incels?
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Feb 23, 2018 15:51
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Audax posted:Good guy with gun please let us know who you are I want to jerk you off harder than you jerked yourself off Finally, the discussion can get back to proper gun handling.
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Feb 23, 2018 18:40
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meh, its a low effort fakepost, which is more than I can say for the rest of your miscreants!
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Caganer posted:"well she wants to sleep with me, which is an extremely logical decision since i have studied clitoral diagrams and years of dan savage podcasts" Hold the phone, you've got clitoral diagrams (asking for a friend)?
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Bobby Digital posted:Oh, my dick? Nothing special, just 8 inches. I know right, I would feel jealous but that's like 3 times the national average right?
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Mar 15, 2018 19:54
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T Bowl posted:the average is like 5.5" This is very disturbing
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Mar 15, 2018 19:59
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T Bowl posted:did they use to call you micro dandy? I make up for my shortfall's with a luscious mane and dapper attire.
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Torquemada posted:I found it more unsettling. Crap was that the line. Almost flawless...
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Mar 15, 2018 20:59
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Solice Kirsk posted:Essentially my junk looks sort of like a blue highlighter exploded onto an albino baby carrot, but at least I don't have awkward erections to deal with. Perhaps just a bit too long for a new thread title
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text me a vag pic posted:Fat piece of poo poo is a fat piece of poo poo, no kidding Fat piece of poo poo is another obvious troll fesh (but a pretty good one actually). Jesus, these things are loving tailor made for our enjoyment but some folks are buying into the whole charade a little too seriously....
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Mar 16, 2018 19:31
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RFC2324 posted:... insist that everyone occupy the same joyless disillusioned state of mind as the average goon? Isn't this why we're all here?
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Mar 22, 2018 18:58
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Theophany posted:I literally have no recollection of my first time. I know who it was with and how old I would've been, but honestly no memory of the deed itself. Don't worry, he doesn't either.
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Mar 28, 2018 16:12
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Solice Kirsk posted:Then they're really just half-assing the fetish. He should be getting a catheter bag to really dive into this head first. C'm here son, let grandpa tell you about a little game called Water Closet....
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Mar 28, 2018 21:01
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God drat the Psychic Warrior and Alien one are pure gold. Really shows how downhill these fake feshes have gotten recently.
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Mar 29, 2018 19:26
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Sagebrush posted:Nobody's trying to doxx you.... Actually I've been trying, unsuccessfully I may add. Getting closer every day though.
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Theophany posted:I'm amazed the fucker hasn't just 'disappeared' given that he's held in the Philippines and Dutuerte isn't exactly coy about having people killed. Yeah, CP/Child Rape is like Jaywalking in the Philippines to Dutuerte. Its those pot smokers who are the real animals that need to be put down.
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Let he who has not smoked meth and sexually assaulted someone cast the first stone...
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Apr 23, 2018 16:58
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Sagebrush posted:There's no way they could build a 10 mile long, thousand foot deep hangar underneath Washington DC without anybody knowing about it. Forget the tens of thousands of workers over decades that you'd have to keep quiet -- just the volume of dirt you'd have to dispose of would give it away. You need to set this story in a more plausible place, like next to one of those giant open pit mines, where huge piles of earth appearing overnight wouldn't warrant a second glance. It was built in an existing cavern.
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Apr 25, 2018 17:50
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bunnyofdoom posted:Yes, the existing caverns that are well-known to exist underneath the former swamplands that is Washington D.C. Well obviously they don't use the well known ones...
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Apr 25, 2018 19:48
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yeah I eat rear end posted:idk I can kind of understand his apprehension about US-based hauntings. Unless it's like a native american burial ground that had a thing built over it it's a hard sell to say "this hospital built 200 years ago is totally haunted as poo poo, it has asbestos all over the place, so spooky mesothelioma". Plus even if you allow the possibility that actually haunted places exist, they aren't going to be the places that sell thousands of tickets to see them a year. Well considering its all made up poo poo, it probably is more advantageous to embark upon a location the individual in question personally believes is more likely to be haunted, since its all their own mind generating the effects anyways...
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Odd posted:James Randi has been offering millions for like, 20 years and the best anyone came up with was that one youtube video where the orangutan freaks out after being shown sleight of hand. bitch Food for thought though: Randi retired the contest (likely because proof of the supernatural is just around the corner!)
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quote:quote: God these fake feshes are getting bizarrely outlandish recently...
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DRINK ME posted:Pilonidal cyst: Pain, fever and antibiotics for a week and then it broke in my sleep which required a late night emergency room visit, surgery and four days in hospital. Followed up with daily washing and wound dressing by a nurse for four weeks (two weeks at my house and then the rest at a local GP). To redress the wound they stuff gauze inside the raw wound to ensure it doesn’t seal the edges and create a new pocket to get infected and puss filled again. This hurts like someone shoving gauze into a raw wound should. Haha, you plebian, here in the US we have the privileged to pay $44,000.00 dollars for that little treatment.
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punk rebel ecks posted:Even if it's just goons who will make fun of it. You've come to the right place friend! Welcome!
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loquacius posted:Not a fesh (will post mote later) but the guy sent something he claims to be a chapter of his book Clearly written ad-hoc for our benefit. I'd give him a 6/10 for effort since he including cuckoldry, bestiality, and amateurish prose. He missed mentioning incels or vore though, so I can't give him any higher score.
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Butt Discussin posted:I'm agreed that if a book from an unknown author is very long, it's much better to break it into, for example, 200 page chunks priced at $4.99 each rather than $14.99 for the same 600 pages. I read a lot of kindle pulp fiction and I'm not going to pay more than $10 maximum for a book by an author I haven't already read and liked. Yeah but good luck finding another book with squidfucking for under $15!
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P-Mack posted:https://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttle-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 Cuttlefish belong to the same class (Cephalopoda) as squid, but are not, in fact, squid. My previous statement still stands.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:You guys laugh, but I bet this is about the level of sophistication it took the confessor’s scammer to part him from his money. Perhaps, but there's not much even a scammer can buy with made up story money. Believe me, I've tried....
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ALFbrot posted:Hypnosis sex is real, I'm always trying to get pulled into my wife's Sunken Place Doh you beat me too it! Good form old chap!
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May 31, 2018 16:10
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I don't know if the first confession was written with one hand, but I certainly read it with one Felt a little aunti-climactic to me....
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Splicer posted:Put it straight on your cv. Fun fact about Officer Feelgood: he is actually an ex-con himself, reformed after a lengthy medical malpractice lawsuit landed him a dime in Joliet.
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