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Chinese Stakeout posted:This is my favorite line. There is no nostalgia if you didn't have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures man
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Putty posted:dog shooty man: just ignore stray dogs that turn up on your property, don't give them attention or feed them and they will eventually move on to the next hick house Alternatively, feed yourself to the carrion birds to assuage your guilt
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My favorite thing about these threads are the "I have a normal job and a normal life, and lots of friends and I love my wife, I love my kids, and I am content...... but I just feel like I am faking everything and just going with the flow!" Motherfucker, we are all just going with the flow, you sad brains gently caress. It's like people need to invent this mega-tragedy in their life in order to feel like a person that matters. VVVVVV Goddamn Exhibit A. "I don't care about my wife's things, I must have the 'bergers!" No, dummy, you are just married. You think your wife gives a poo poo about your Hearthstone deck? She's just being polite. ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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People who reference\read XKCD are way worse than piss-mouse-drowners, in my opinion.
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Oct 6, 2016 01:04
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NeurofiBROma posted:my dog pukes on the tile where its easy to eat a very good dog
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Oct 6, 2016 15:55
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Looking forward to the eventual pissing in to the well ceremony
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Oct 6, 2016 20:15
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People have weird ways of fulfilling their black man fetish, I tell you what
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Oct 7, 2016 14:41
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Hey guys, I used to be kind of a loner, but know I'm a goddamn abomination against society.... with friends! Marvel at the crusty mucus on my fursuit.
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Oct 7, 2016 19:26
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Y'all need to get your loving finances in order if your fighting with your flesh and blood about loving $100
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quote:I think the draw is because I like to see people who go into dangerous situations secure in their strength get exactly what's coming to them. Like, you roll in by yourself against like fifteen dudes bigger than you and expect to win? You're going to get worse than killed, and I like thinking about it. Maybe you are just bad at bideo games and this is all a way for you to justify your shittiness at being batman
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Oct 17, 2016 16:11
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Here's my anonymous confession, white women do this thing where they take up 100% of a sidewalk with a group of friends, and then act huffy when you won't jump out of the way. This makes me more angry than any farty, old white guy waving a confederate flag.
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Oct 21, 2016 14:47
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Waiting for the thread to start singing "Ghost with a Boner" in unison
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Oct 24, 2016 14:56
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Nice, that's the good stuff
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Nov 2, 2016 16:34
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LOL at any man who isn't a better cook than his wife
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Nov 16, 2016 17:50
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Nice to see they have their priorities straight up there
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Nov 17, 2016 18:45
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 Netherlands: Offer me money. Germany: Yes! Netherlands: Land, too, promise me that. Germany: All that I have and more. Please... Netherlands: Offer me anything I ask for. Germany: Anything you want... Netherlands: I want my bicycle back, you son of a bitch!
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Even if Hillary was making sacrifices to Moloch, to find that disturbing in any way beyond "wow she believes in some stupid poo poo" is to think Moloch is, in fact, real and is controlling our world leaders. That's my favorite part about hardcore Christians: they barely understand their own doctrine. If Clinton does worship a Caanite god, it doesn't matter, because there is only one true god. And if she ends the world, it's all good: that was god's plan all along! It's end times, and all the good and righteous people are going to THE CLOUD, much like my corporate email service.
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Nov 19, 2016 17:08
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So we've got poo bad rear end and assassin bad rear end, quite the mix today
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Nov 21, 2016 14:57
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Poop doesn't get you sick, unless you are rubbing your poo poo all over handles, water spouts and toilet paper There are probably easier ways of telling us about your poop fetish, anongoon
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Nov 21, 2016 16:24
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Just shoot her and say that you thought she was on a killing spree These things tend to work out
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Nov 22, 2016 19:55
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"Poz my neg hole" is the best mantra, imo
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wernox posted:Its been 29 years since I graduated from boot camp and at least once per month I'll have a dream that the Marine Corps scooped me up and sent my fat, broken rear end back to MCRD. I have more nightmares about being in college and realizing I've skipped every single session for a class and it's finals day than I ever have about being rocket attacked in a bunker in Kandahar, the brain is pretty loving funny.
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Jews don't want any jerk-offs joining their club, man If you want to join, you gotta jump through some hoops And then they give you the CHOP
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Jimmy Hats posted:The truth is that everybody's Grandma is way cooler than them People forget that there grandma wasn't always nana knitting a sweater on the lazy boy When my grandma got old enough, she told me some pretty loving crazy stories about the '50s man Don't believe all that "Leave it Beaver" poo poo, that was when prophylactics became hot poo poo
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I think I read somewhere that first cousin kids are fine, as long as you don't keep at it generation after generation
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got any sevens posted:All humans came from a stock of about 100, so we're all cousins Yeah, we almost went extinct, not that long ago, in global terms.
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Aug 3, 2017 18:38
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lmao if he dies in surgery, and we get a Dave scenario
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Aug 4, 2017 15:05
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Congratulations on getting horny for your wife's friends, nobody else on earth has that happen to him
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Aug 7, 2017 04:36
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Theophany posted:What the everloving gently caress is that all about? 
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Aug 10, 2017 16:28
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm assuming he is. Either that or married. Same difference
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Aug 10, 2017 16:58
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When hell is full, the married shall walk the earth.
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Aug 10, 2017 20:49
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It's ok to be gay, just be the best gay you can be, goon
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Aug 11, 2017 16:14
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Being nice never pays off in ftl
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loquacius posted:Still only got the one fesh, but it's adultery goon again: Dude is going to end up on one of those crime shows my wife can't get enough of Forensic Files
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Sounds like wine girl either A. found another interesting dude so thinks its inappropriate to talk to that dude B. Got tired of putting out signals and getting nowhere C. Changed her mind about a co worker relationship Either way, you snooze, you lose. If she wants to continue later it's up to her, but otherwise, leave her alone.
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Bust Rodd posted:Also sorry to be this guy but sometimes people just act irrationally and like having attention and the second they realize they have you hooked they stop caring because it wasn’t about you it was about having your attention. Now that they have it, they don’t need it anymore. It’s something empty people do to feel something. Goddamn, I just got some bad flashbacks
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Yeah, maybe she just wanted a friend? Who knows, it is a Matsui
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Sometimes the side chick Becomes the main lady friend Flawless victory
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