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Don't worry you guys! Trump's charity does a lot of stuff! Like... https://twitter.com/leafwarbler/status/782296652904271872 ... uh.
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HPanda posted:Now I want to see a tell-all after the election about how his handlers hired someone to go through his bedroom every day looking for burner phones like an evangelical mother looking for dirty magazines. I want the most creative thing Trump does to be coming up with ever more ridiculous hiding places for his devices of pleasure. Reminder that Trump has a clause in his volunteering contract which means you can never talk bad about Trump, his family, his businesses, or anything nearly related to him for the rest of time. That contract would never hold up in court, but it's probably enough of a deterrent where we won't see a tell-all until Trump leaves this mortal coil (or time ends. Whichever comes first)
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Oct 2, 2016 06:41
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Remember when conservatives wanted to lynch Assange? The enemy of my enemy, I guess.
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CelestialScribe posted:I wasn't worried about Wikileaks before, but now I'm legitimately terrified they have something. They have something and they've been sitting on it since July because they know that it'll destroy clinton's campaign INSTANTLY and put her in prison INSTANTLY ...which is why they keep stalling...???
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Oct 4, 2016 03:46
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NewMars posted:"We are a rebel library with more documents than alexandria." Please suffer the same fate, Wikileaks
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NewMars posted:There's no leak. He said "you have to understand that if we're doing a great release on something in the US, we're not going to be doing it at 3 AM."  That's amazing
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More stuff came out about Yahoo's compliance with the NSA and FBI in 2015, and it was bad enough to make the CISO resign last year. Every email that ever went through Yahoo was probably scanned and searched for the government, because gently caress the Fourth Amendment.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:25
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Aerox posted:Great news guys we don't even have to actually hold the debate now. I always wondered how people find that poo poo. Do they just type random URLs in and hope? Still super funny though
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Continuing w/r/t the Trump is Mad at Pence topic https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/783513968006537217 
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I skipped the debate, did no one bring up the fact that Mike Pence is a deplorable sack of poo poo who hates gays and women and made a law saying miscarried and aborted fetuses must have funerals? How could they have left that gold vein unmined?
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Oct 5, 2016 05:21
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Good news for the GOP, the Hurricane will be super good at https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/784131167159132160 https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/784131338253193216 https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/784131556168179712 https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/784131755351474176 https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/784132109719842816
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Oct 6, 2016 21:45
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boner confessor posted:yeah i'm sure florida will still be deeply impacted from this hurricane a month from now I forgot that after a category 4 storm hits a place that gets very seldomly hit by that powerful of a storm everyone just goes back to their jobs. I mean look at Katrina, they were up and running after a few hours. 
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Oct 6, 2016 21:50
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Oh gently caress are they trying to "the nazi was inside you all along" their way to the presidency?
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haveblue posted:Not to distract from the latest bombshell, but what does SWIM mean? "Someone who isn't me," basically a way to tell a story about something you totally did without anything incriminating being traceable to you. Except it's all totally traceable to you.
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Oct 7, 2016 21:25
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theblackw0lf posted:Just a reminder that Anthony Weiner's career ended for sending his dick to women. I mean let's be real, ANYTHING Trump has done in the past year would have scuttled a billion different careers but he can escape it for some loving reason. I dunno if he can escape this though. On one hand nothing matters but on the other you can't really spin "grab her right in the pussy and she'll do whatever you want"
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Oct 7, 2016 21:47
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Oct 7, 2016 22:05
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Also the Campaign's people are being very helpful with the pre-- https://twitter.com/rickklein/status/784497106232967168 oh nevermind
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Oct 7, 2016 22:09
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Ciaphas posted:Hot take from trump-leaning coworker: "it was ten+ years ago, who cares" The Bill Clinton scandal was almost 20 years ago and yet they bring it up.
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long-rear end nips Diane posted:Nobody tell him excerpts got leaked Ah yes, sometimes during a Bull Market you just gotta grab the market by the pussy to make your dividends
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Oct 8, 2016 00:02
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Stereotype posted:Trump could literally grab a woman at the town hall and sexually assault her on live television and he would still get ~30% of the vote. Reminder Trump said he could "walk out onto 5th Ave and shoot a person in the street" and still get votes. So I mean it's not like he doesn't know this
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Oct 8, 2016 00:03
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https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/784566924655157248 Breaking: GOP leadership full of spineless, selfish assholes who want to protect themselves and their party rather than consider that maybe they might be loving wrong for once.
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The Rokstar posted:"You're awake. You're not having some sort of terrible dream right now. You're also not dead and you're not in hell. This is your life now." --Rachel Maddow 10/7/2016 Rachel Maddow is very good
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By the way, I can't find the exact tweet I saw this in, but Trumps description of trying to gently caress a married woman with the whole furniture schtick corroborates the testimony of a woman's 2007 sexual assault case against him.
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Oct 8, 2016 02:48
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So y'all, like... Imagine a world where Trump somehow wins (very hard to conceive, I know). Obviously when the child rape thing and the six dozen million other rape things and the Trump University thing all go to court and he gets convicted of even one of them, is that like instant impeachment and ousting? There isn't precedent for a president getting convicted of a felony other than maybe perjury and certainly not of a president being on a sex offender list.
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Oct 8, 2016 02:51
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https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/784594570189438978 Sopan is the best and deserves a several pulitzers
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Coheed and Camembert posted:Sopan, Farenthold, Eichenwald, and Katy Tur. They've all had to put up with so much poo poo. Remember when Farenthold just broke and started shouting "TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHARITABLE DONATIONS" at the end of that hour long presser at which Trump spoke for 10 seconds? Also I'm in loving love with everyone on twitter making a several mile long line to dunk on the GOP https://twitter.com/KELLYWEILL/status/784513995755642880
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Oct 8, 2016 04:29
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https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/784598690858201088 These just keep getting better
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Oct 8, 2016 04:39
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"Bill actually abused women" SO HAVE YOU FUCKER, IT'S JUST IN LITIGATION SO WE CAN'T SAY THAT YET WITHOUT YOU THREATENING TO SUE US
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Oct 8, 2016 05:26
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FilthyImp posted:I actually feel sorry for the high school seniors and college froshers that are coming of age with this election. Everything after this will be the most boring, rote event after this sideshow. Hi! This is the first election for which I'm eligible to vote! I want this ride to end. Please god let this ride end.
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:Re: Apprentice tapes... That'll just strengthen his base...
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Mantis42 posted:Well, harden, at least. This is more what I meant. Both ideologically and sexually
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I'm not one for Dank Memes, but this one is pretty good. https://twitter.com/zacksonnenberg/status/785244157723815936
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Oct 9, 2016 23:45
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Tigey posted:I'm surprised I've not seen any yet about him wanting to 'Seize the means of reproduction' 
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Oct 10, 2016 00:05
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I'm surprised no one is posting Trumpers ideas on how to SHOW THE GOP https://twitter.com/slone/status/784902668166762496 please god do this. please.
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Oct 10, 2016 00:07
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Apparently Sopan was escorted out? https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/785264267599589376 https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/785264619673653248 https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/785265667482103812 Holy loving poo poo
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https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/785129019654152192 Holy gently caress
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SgtScruffy posted:Wait Trump's gonna bring back the XFL? You guys I gotta change my vote Is Trump the only way for Opie and Anthony to get back together? Maybe this would change my vote like a decade ago.
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