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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I hope we get a chance to see this division on television!

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
True. He will be better.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Romo should probably never actually play football again.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

blue squares posted:

the patriots are not in the NFC east (aka best division in the NFL) so gently caress off

Remind me again why divisional threads were banned?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Kirk Cousins is a quarterback. That is a fact.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Go back from Wentz you came.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
jesus christ that article

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

CyberPingu posted:

Does this mean the only team in the NFC:E to have never cheated (or at least been caught cheating) is the Eagles?

I'm sorry but you should look at this very influential and accurate website before continuing this discussion.

http://yourteamcheats.com/PHI

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Just imagine how much more annoying the Boston version of Sixburgh would be.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
True, like every young 20 something he needs to learn that life is just a series of failures until you are stuck in a loveless relationship, a demoralizing job and up to your eyeballs in debt, waking up each day and eyeing the safe in your closet that contains a pistol while you get dressed thinking "maybe today is the day, it would be so easy, so fast."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Fredex!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I will always remember that Rodney Harrison had more catches than Fredex in XXXIX.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

https://twitter.com/FMitchell84/status/818540662270361602?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Remember when the Giants orchestrated punishments against their division rivals for the crime of paying free agents?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Steelers are the team that shipped a Super Bowl MVP out for a 5th round pick because he smoked weed.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

axeil posted:

Yeah. Again, they just fired their GM for being too good at his job.

On the first day of Free Agency.

In what sane organization would you ever fire someone for that?

I think they're firing him because he believes in Cousins and Synder and Allen don't.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

If it wasn't for the Kirk and gmsm circus I'd say we're having one of the strongest starts to free agency in the league and in our recent history. Too bad this team only lives to hurt me.

Are you serious?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:

He was garbage year 1 and for the most part we werent happy with him until 2007 and after that he could do no wrong.

If he hadnt won in 2007 im not sure how much longer he would have lasted, even if we made the Superbowl. His inconsistencies are very frustrating but kind of add to his charm when he's already reached the top twice.

After the 2009 season, my Giant's fan father-in-law continued to argue they would never win the Super Bowl with Manning.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I believe the judge in Reid's sons case said that the Reid home resembled an opium den.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Cowboy fan calls other teams' fans insufferable. Interesting.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Just because you like the smell of your own farts doesn't make them better.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

NotWearingPants posted:

I pay plenty of tax on alcohol and smokes. The fatties can pay a few cents extra for their sody pop.

Taxes are bad in general unless well thought out.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Kelce is as athletic as his brother and in any eagles runningback highlight since he's been drafted you will see Kelce pancaking someone on the first or second level.

At first I read that as "Kelce is as athletic as a brother".

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Yeah, not to get all flowcharty, but he's good at a few specific things. I wouldn't call him a "ridiculous beast". His success with New England had more to do with the passing attack he was paired with than innate ability.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 17:57 on May 18, 2017

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Would you take the Eagles offense or the Giants offense this year?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

incompetent posted:

oh no a football player did something bad

guess i''m not watching football again

-parm

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Yes, he's kept his nose so clean too!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Also I heard he thinks the national anthem is a bad song and the American flag is poorly designed.

Sounds like a smart guy.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

NotWearingPants posted:

It's funny to me that the narrative is that Cousins is ok, but not the kind of QB that can win a Super Bowl, yet any time you see someone rate the players in the NFC East, Cousins gets the nod for the best QB in the division. So, Cousins is the best QB in a division with a two-time Super Bowl winner and two young star QBs considered to be franchise pieces, but meh, he's not good enough.

Nice try sneaking that in there.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Good yes, elite no.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

NotWearingPants posted:

A matter of opinion. Not every TE can have Brady throwing him passes every game. Ertz has done pretty well catching passes from Vick, Foles, Brady, Sanchez, Bradford, and now Wentz in his rookie year with no other receiving threats.

"Pretty well" is not elite, and as you say his blocking is not good.

There are several guys you can make the argument for that are better than Ertz. So I would hesitate to call a player elite if he's not in the top five of his position.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Jul 21, 2017

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
You have to think there's more going on here. Was he already a pain in the rear end or something?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
All I see is corner missing on a jam and getting horribly beat.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Boobs

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
They're only worth it for the fan submissions.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Amy Pole Her posted:

Give us some examples of "people around the league" plz

Eagles beat reporters.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What's his QBR at cunnilingus?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
be live text messages?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That guy still looks like he was born to be a TV Sitcom dad.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
*ahem*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-teMkx2vgA

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