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Feb 18, 2012

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dokmo posted:



edit: I forget what I was replying to.

i would not expect the knicks or the rockets to have expectionally low dribble numbers cuz i feel like most of their offences were letting superstars work

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if 6ers paid jeremy lin or some1 to run their offence last year instead of literal sub-d-league players they wouldve been extremely bad but in an acceptable way but then theyd be like 10% less likely to have ben simmons instead of brandon ingram so it was a foregone conclusion

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Feb 18, 2012

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the tank continues 🙃

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its probably a really lovely study but itll have a really cool abstract thats for sure

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"Metta, chill" bird voice

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enes kanter would be a god in the chinese leagues

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is there a salary cap for the d-league

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having drake on commentary WAS incredibly annoying b/c it was putting an amateur commentator on national tv of a national basketball association game between two very skilled teams and he also couldnt even stay on basketball-related topics most of the time anyway regardless of your thoughts on whether his comments were sexist or not

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i think vooch is more likely to be moved than gordon

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monta ellis for vucevic who says no

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the league is good and cool right now and making the cavs give up lil kev or the warriors give up klay doesnt actually make games more fun to watch

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Menstrual Show posted:

Kobe Bean Bryant

with smush parker

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Tae posted:

I don't know anything about this upcoming draft besides apparently Marshall Faulk is the #1 prospect? (he's 5'10?? Uhhhhhh)

If the Celtics get the #1 pick, who do they pick?

lol

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xbilkis posted:

The jersey ad is ugly and pointless and nobody should accept its presence!

well: theres an obvious point given that it probably makes somebody (dickhead billionaires but maybe someday sportsball millionaires???) tonnes of dollaroos

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Redgrendel2001 posted:

Carmelo discovering his actual basketball value must be a bit depressing.

https://twitter.com/TheVertical/status/824671371741560833

i wonder what i can get for melo in my fantasy league

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WhyteRyce posted:

DeAndre will be in the dunk contest. But unless he gets Brandon Knight to stand as a prop or he dunks through a pane of glass I'm not sure if he'll do that well.

prob better than whoever was the big in the last dunk contest (andre drummond? i didnt remember a single thing he did) or brooklyn plumlee (put his nuts on his brother's head!!!)

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Tae posted:

Esports and the NBA are taking their relationship to the next level

nba2k is a real garbage esport and im sad that means it'll become an "esport game" instead of a goofy rear end game where lebron has to duel ai in 2014 and then the big 3 of lebron, dwight, and chris paul as new york knickerbockers go 73-9 and play the 96 bulls in a dream sequence

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Doltos posted:

Louisville also happens to be right next to Cincinatti and would probably compete with Memphis' market in Missouri and southern Indiana. The issue always comes down to the purchasing group that can convince a commissioner and other owners that they'd totally bring more profits to the league and not just suck on a TV contract titty.

actually, according to paul george in the 2016 all-star game, walk the moon is "straight outta pacers nation" so thats that

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Spoeank posted:

Hi I would like to turn your attention away from the trade for just a moment to let you know about the most Lance Stephenson thing that has ever happened

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/2/21/14693436/this-lance-stephenson-quote-is-actually-a-michael-jordan-quote

"nba where amazing happens" - got some chores tonight

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chunkles posted:

I can't believe the Trailblazers go crustless. hosed up.


It doesn't really help him that he's not that much better than Steph, whereas Harden+Leonard+Westbrook are clearly much better than all of their teammates

hes a lot better than steph, who sucks

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Lockback posted:

OK SAS hivemind, you have to leave your dying wife's bedside, but in exchange you get to troll SAS. What do you do?

is there someone i can leave at the hospital to prevent my children from seeing their mother??

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i would like to see kerr coach a team w/o multiple top 10 nba players before we call him a good coach just like how everyone was really skeptical of spo before he proved he could win games with dion waiters and rodney mcgruders

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Tae posted:

Who was top 10 other than curry before this year

draymond and klay were all-nba players which is basically practically top 10 when you remove the centers (and dont add in a james harden)

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Eltoasto posted:

Also, most importantly, every playoff game brings us closer to The Dunk King: Season 2

Everyone pick your horse now, but my boy Thaine has got this



jordan kilganon will be robbed again

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classic playoff lowry

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but who would win a shaq - demetrious johnson mma fight

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Athanatos posted:

The NBA has a game 7 tonight and all anyone can talk about is the cheap shot taking Warriors.

Shame Warriors. Shame.

go the wiz

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Spacebump posted:

Who was this team's best player?

Edit: King Zing chat, lol if Zingis is gone but Melo is still on the Knicks next season.

bogdan bogdanovic

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but whos better: lebron james or kareem abdul jabbar

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we should compromise and have both parity and superteams

imagine if we had four superteams in the league

Celtics
I. Thomas
J. Butler
G. Hayward
A. Horford
H. Whiteside

Cavaliers
C. Paul
K. Irving
L. James
K. Love
R. Gobert

Lakers
R. Westbrook
G. Antetokoumpo
P. George
A. Davis
D. Jordan

Warriors
S. Curry
K. Thompson
K. Durant
N. Jokic
D. Green

then we'd have 12-21 great playoff games and if we can incentivize the regular season, another 16 appointment games

itd be like the allstar game but no excuse for bad defence and less 40 footers

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sorry the league has to fix it so only big markets like cleveland get superteams

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aBagorn posted:

Injury concerns aside, there's a notable lack of Embiid here.

he belongs in philadelphia leading the ultimate superteam in 2020 before retiring to take a position in the white house of president dwayne johnson

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