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peter gabriel posted:let's dox like it's 1999 he is a man of many names apparently.
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The Saddest Robot posted:Is this wtfosaurus clown really the same as the Rockstar Seduction guy or is that just some rando comment that everyone's taking too seriously? tis the same wtf. he is not like that now though. haha
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spacetoaster posted:Yes. Here's to uncomfortable, unasked for, back rubs. https://www.twitch.tv/thestaceyroy/v/111219742 ninja'd grrr
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Happy new Stimpire  In the last 501 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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im the cheat software unable to hit anything https://youtu.be/2uzVxc2QvKE?t=1m50s
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tbh looking at the cheat it does hit. but it's nowhere near the hit box. thats just poo poo.
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this stuff about wtf is online and anyone can find it tbh. Its info that alleges he has done scummy things to people and lots of people commented on it. Its funny that many people had different names for him cos they allege he keeps changing his name but seemed sure it was the same guy. why him? pff he was just a salty shill that amused some of us with how pissed off he would get about criticism at star citizen and whilst playing it for daily job hours getting more and more angry with the game. It was fun to see how long he would play it and he would melt down occasionally. Dont forget he was travelled in to host on the official star citizen citizencon or some loving event-thing where they flew streamers in to host poo poo for hours. This is amidst all the stuff where we are asking do they pay people to shill to the pathetic audience of 1.6 million fans that had viewers in the very low 100s on twitch. Plus the popular ones offering ships every 30 mins. ye. Then his love factory stuff appears on stream and he shits the bed banning and cutting all debate down and then appears as described groping, grabbing any booze and acting a total arse on que. lol
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I.N.R.I posted:sounds like its time for some fwiggin goon justice call his parents. tell them they need to spank his bum.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Honestly - no one gives a gently caress. At least have the audacity to monetize ads if you're going to peddle your absolute poo poo forum/blog/rants of a lunatic to others. oooh glass houses
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ManofManyAliases posted:Please tell me from which financial statement or document you obtained that info. please tell us what makes star citizen a game so far
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cool new Polack jokes posted:
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Galarox posted:Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF wowwww 
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AP posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzbQl1yMy3U&t=26s 
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Jan 17, 2017 19:15
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 *waves hands about* can this have parp lips with the word hosed coming out? brb left some cocaine in my porsche *sniff*
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Berious posted:As a young teen I was grateful for the Battlecruiser 3000AD with with the lady with no knickers on. Quality fap material was hard to come by(heh) in those days. Jo Guest [img]jizzdick.jpg[/img]
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ZenMaster posted:I'm doing what now? apparently your name changed to ryzen and your rumored to be competitive with a I7
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Jan 18, 2017 08:19
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What do you think Ben's office chair smells like? this is the debate we need
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Jan 18, 2017 18:36
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Tippis posted:This is a new and very curious definition of "need" that I would like to hear more about. getting some sample chairs in and i will pass the numbers to statistics cow to crunch.
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The Titanic posted:poo poo art warning. will the north ever be free?
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Nicholas posted:i'm thinking of buying a pc to play video games. what does everyone recommend not joking wait a bit and see if amd's zen/ryzen is any good.
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Jan 20, 2017 19:49
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Nicholas posted:Even if I wanted to do something really budget like an i3? its out soon and depending on how it performs it might shake up the pricing. so if its not urgent id suggest to wait and see what happens.
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Jan 20, 2017 20:57
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Nicholas posted:I wanted to have it built before 3.0 drops you got 'plenty' of time then i think.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:No, there's really no point to waiting for the next great amd thing that may or may not be good when it's perfectly possible to build a predictably great gaming PC for cheap with tried and available components. well it was for 3.0 patch so i think it's relevant future tech. cough.
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IrvingWashington posted:Hello SC thread. My dog died yesterday. Osteosarcoma. She was only with us for 5 1/2 wonderful years. Remember to call your dogges. They love you and want you to have all the fidolety you can handle. 
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Hobold posted:All you guys talking about motivating friends into being notfat reminds me that it sucks not having any to do that for me. we can be fat friends 
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Ghostlight posted:The best part of pineapples are the enzymes that literally start breaking down the inside of your mouth if you dare eat too much. plus its get to the point its like you are eating hair.
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TheAgent posted:over 75% of their backer dollars are coming from the EU, specifically germany ahh germans. double or nothing.
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The Titanic posted:This is my office. typical neighbour that bombs my shed
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is this acting or pretending to act? whole video - everything/one
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alf_pogs posted:ben lesnick vs ben parry Big Ben. has gravity on his side
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TheAgent posted:I'm going to request 6 apple fritters and two pints of cream as my bedside doctor approved suicide i hope its a suppository
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Raskolnikov posted:Let's check on Humility... he seen some Canadians coming his way
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnoiin3HnHI&t=7s will it do the same for vodka? asking for a family of alcoholics ta
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Da haben wir schon was vorbereitet: im guessing forklift simulator and a crate glitches out?
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Hello this is the AI for hygiene mechanics. Could you wash your balls as they are starting to smell. Hot flannel with soap will do the trick. You will be awarded 1000 uec plus receive + 10 crew morale boost. Also consider a pubic trim - mission is available in on planet landing zone a-11-d
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TheAgent posted:its valentines day and I can't stop posting about spaceships whats the most romantic space ship?
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