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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I want to see a cyberpunk photoshop of Trump that shows off his sweet hacking skillz

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mike-o posted:

I never send reports and I don't cause trouble :(

:same:

In somewhat fun and hopeful news, Greater Korea claiming that they're close to having an ICBM

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

SquirrelyPSU posted:

So what lovely thing is he doing on Monday

Getting his information from Putin

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Casimir Radon posted:

Bill Nye is heading to Netflix with a new show. Don't have a clue why this took so long, or why he's been absent from tv for 10+ years.

He's constantly on Star Talk with Neil deGrasse Tyson and he's probably also been busy as the CEO of the Planetary Society

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Godholio posted:

Everyone should listen to Star Talk.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Belgian Waffle posted:

what the gently caress is dabbing? Is it a drug thing?

It's a dance move popularized by blacks that has slowly been killed by rich white people

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Naked Bear posted:

Yeah, that wasn't kosher.

:mediocre:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Two Finger posted:

you're right, he'll do his best to punish us

pity he'll probably bomb sydney thinking nz is part of australia

Pretty sure he'll just look at one of the many maps that doesn't feature NZ and call it good

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Sergeant Majors around the globe just felt a disturbance in the force.

Sergeants Major*

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
For real though, holy poo poo is there a lot of stuff that's happened in the past few hours goddamn

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I don't feel like scrolling through news article comments, but does anyone care to confirm my suspicion that the deplorables are out in force right now saying poo poo like, "Not a radical Muslim tho MSM won't say it"

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

TBeats posted:

I hope it's aliens and they just blow the planet up but first they take all the dogs and as it turns out they like dogs and actually deserve dogs unlike people.

Dogs were the forerunners of the aliens and have been slowly molding us for easier pacification this whole time

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Generic Marine and Battle Los Angeles reference....sorry all the creative juices are gone after helping run a 5 year old's birthday today.

I actually enjoyed the movie though. Interesting idea of seeing Aliens fought in real non sci-fi locations with non fantastical troops or gear.

We've got to get to the eff oh bee!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Sergg posted:

I'm friends with a faculty member at Yale Medical School who does AIDS research and heroin/IV drug use is already tearing a swath through Russia and HIV along with it, and the government is in total denial about it because HIV is seen as a sign of morally decadent West but Soviet stronk like Kamchatka bear! They've tried to censor his research in St. Petersburg on multiple occasions.

Hahahaha this is loving hilarious to me, like, what, if they can't see it then it isn't really happening? Russia's approach to AIDS is like the GOP dealing with global warming

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

:perfect:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Waroduce posted:

:siren: SHOTS FIRED BY US NAVY AT IRANIAN BOATS IN STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ :siren:

Phone posting from Monday morning meeting someone link

https://www.google.com/amp/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN14T1AX

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I wish we could just go back to a simpler time when it felt good to pee with your pants all the way down

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Good, I didn't want to catch the tism anyway

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Can't wait for the boycott directed at American Art Classics

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

facialimpediment posted:

:siren: KOMPROMAT ALERT :siren:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/818946886728028161

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/818948558615412736

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

'Russian operatives' claiming to have damning personal and private information on Trump (how could it be worse than what we know already?) and the article also mentions Trump surrogates going back and forth with Russian intermediaries during the election.

I read about a lot of this stuff during the election from reporters, but here's the first confirmation that the IC finds the poo poo credible and is investigating. I keep finding unsubstantiated rumors about a sex tape being used as blackmail :barf:

Jesus Christ

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Wasabi the J posted:

I wonder if this was already on WikiLeaks.

Probably not since it involves the Russians

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Just wondering if we're calling this scandal Watergate or is that too passé?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Blind Rasputin posted:

Also, can we start a hashtag Fountaingate or Goldengate or whatever and use the mighty power of SA to troll his twitter until he snaps. Pretty pretty please.

edit: ok #TheFountainhead lets do this.

Too late

https://twitter.com/misstamerica30/status/818985301888630785

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
#PEEOTUS is a thing, too

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gslu5d/chappelle-s-show-r--kelly-s--piss-on-you--video

Waiting for the edits

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Casimir Radon posted:

I hope he kills himself.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

davecrazy posted:

Didn't somebody here have a bunch of stories about SEALs with their combat tomahawks and doing all sorts of gnarly poo poo?

This came out today: https://theintercept.com/2017/01/10/the-crimes-of-seal-team-6/

Navy SEALs are by and large a group of autofellating braggarts and assholes

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

https://www.twitter.com/MatureTrumpTwts/status/819003162870841345

Just paste the raw link and magic happens

Edit or maybe not wtf happened

https://twitter.com/MatureTrumpTwts/status/819003162870841345

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Waroduce posted:

I have no doubt the CIA has taken information from worse sources as gospel

See: Pigs, Bay of

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

VikingSkull posted:

Problem is, now every rube will never believe Russia had anything to do with the DNC hacks and will never trust the CIA again.

People trusted the CIA to begin with? I mean, that's an organization that was founded on incompetence and sustained by buffoonery. Their sheer retardation was only ever in doubt by the public because everyone thought the CIA was made up of James Bond, Jack Ryan, and John Clark.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

He talks like someone who has no idea what he's talking about but has to pretend he does.

Isn't that what he's always done?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Generation Internet posted:

I can't watch so please continue live posting this garbage

Same. About to take a math test

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Goddamn wtf happened while I was taking that test

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Welp, day three of messaging my representatives

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Slim Pickens posted:

I forgot about it after that pisswave of a conference, but how the gently caress is the audit on Trump still going on? Does it seriously take that long or is he just full of poo poo?

Yes

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

not caring here posted:

I, for one, have grown to accept with giddy abandon this divine comedy we live in as it hurtles towards insanity and the black unknown.

Like, for reals, it's entertainment gold.

I'm not sure if that makes me mentally ill, an rear end in a top hat, or just a product of the times.

Much like on deployment, humor is the best coping mechanism

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Gotta get rid of the evidence somehow

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

psydude posted:

The only thing worse than a Trump presidency would be another 2016 election.

Despite this I got oddly excited about the prospect of getting to exercise my franchise again so soon.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Haven't seen this linked here yet:

https://medium.com/@therickwilson/fool-chan-e97fba24384f#.bwhdue10t

quote:

The information out there wasn’t from anonymous deep-cover chan-children. Unless, of course, many current and former senior IC and diplomatic officials here and abroad are secret weebs.

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