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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

PISS




TAPE

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Holy poo poo!

https://twitter.com/GrouchoGlasses/status/936625819627159553

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Big Jesus posted:

So a couple months ago I went out with some friends and afterwards called my uber to go home. Accidentally got an uber pool, which I didn't notice until it got there and there were a couple girls in the back. Get to chatting and they're going to a bar right by my place, say I should come. I go and hang with one of them and when the bar closes she suggests we go back to my place. We're walking back and she stumbles twice in the short fall, so I realize she's way too drunk so imma just get her some water and send her on her way.
Get to my place, she starts aggressively making out with me in the kitchen. Whatever, no big deal. Then she asks to use my bathroom, which is through my bedroom. She goes in there and proceeds to puke everywhere and pass out for two hours. I check on her making sure she's fine every now and then. Made her some food since water obviously wasn't going to do the trick. Anyway at this point it's like 4am and I just want to go to sleep, so I go from my kitchen to the bathroom to kick her out. I round the corner from my hallway into the bedroom and she's butt rear end naked on my bed in a "paint me like one of your French girls" pose. I laugh, cause it caught me off guard (PS never laugh at a naked person) and say something along the lines of 'oh honey, that's not going to happen.' She gets up, throws on her clothes, and leaves. Then she proceeds to text me like every couple weeks and I just don't respond. Don't want anything to do with that.
A month had passed since her last message. Out class had our holiday party at a bar last night. She was our bartender...

Five.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Wine is froufrou bullshit and every bottle that's more than like $10 tastes the exact same. Don't @ me.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/axios/status/937112903143919617

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

So Kiddie Fiddler (R-AL) has RNC funding again

This year kicks rear end.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Republicans are going to see how effective a tactic Jones (obviously rightly) accusing his opponent of being a child molester is and are going to begin falsely accusing their opponents of being pedophiles this coming election cycle. Can't wait.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

So, um, not surprising, but brace yourselves.

https://twitter.com/mikehtrujillo/status/938815136571129856

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


He does some variation of this outlier poll tweet like every month and each time the number gets a little lower.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

a new study bible! posted:

National democrats claiming a Roy Moore victory is actually a win for 2018 are disgusting.

Kids getting molested shouldn't be a win for anyone except the pedophile who got away with it and now gets to be a US senator.

Who's saying this? (I don't mean this in an abrasive way, I'm genuinely curious.)

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/940723112131416064

:q:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I like Donald Glover but he lost me as Childish Gambino in the verse about rapping over Grizzly Bear.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Oh my god we finally found the line Republicans can't cross

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Get the guy from Dischord Records to out Ted Cruz, too, while we're at it

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Roy Moore's campaign stream is basically just a public access channel

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I'm excited for Trump to also not concede in 2020.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


This is going to be spun as an example of the high moral character of red state voters for decades.

“You Democrats will vote for any sleaze! Remember when Alabama voted Doug Jones? At least Republicans have scruples!”

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Neil Armbong posted:

Ajit Pai has a v punchable face. Hopefully it doesn't take too long for the alt-right to start crowing about censorship when their live streams and youtube videos load/stream like poo poo.

It will be Obama's fault.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

My hot take is that net neutrality would have been abolished at this point regardless of who Obama appointed five years ago.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

achillesforever6 posted:

Chapo is good even though I'm starting to find out a lot of people in my DSA chapter actually hate them a lot (especially those in the Socfem committee), for some reason they hate Amber and Felix the most.

Chapo is funny but it's a podcast of bearded white hipsters living in gentrified Brooklyn saying "retard" and "pussy" and regularly making GBS threads on identity politics. It's not really compatible with a lot leftist spaces.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Probably Magic posted:

I mean, what in your mind is. I also don't see CTH as a political institution but a cultural one, which means it's neither good nor bad for leftism.

I think CTH is very obviously a net positive for leftism but they shouldn't get to hold up the "comedy podcast" shield whenever they're critiqued. If SNL did a skit about how loony Bernie is or how expensive single payer is, they'd be rightly panned.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


There's, uh, a tad more context in the full article...

https://www.axios.com/trump-deportations-1513269995-f0473b5f-2ba9-4807-9fca-dfdf87c4c955.html

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/carson_juhl/status/941531918222454785

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


New rule: no one older than 50 is allowed to vote.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

By the way, did this thread not cycle through the discussion of the Koch kid yet?

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/943368771988795392

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I'm glad that TFF is my dedicated anti-Bitcoin forum.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Gotta cherish these small victories. :unsmith:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

A Charlie Brown Christmas is the most overrated holiday special of all.

Muppets have the best version of a Christmas Carol.

These are my Christmas thoughts.

Well said.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Characters act insanely dumb in like every Star Wars movie. Last Jedi owns.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Hahahahah, definitely want to read all these comments now

To be extremely that guy, the buried lede is that this editor's main purpose was to package Milo's white nationalism and fascism into a form more palpable to mainstream audiences. Good rear end thread here:

https://twitter.com/surfbordt/status/946423467901050880

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