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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Blarfk posted:

Lets bring back open letters, it was always fun to read people freaking the gently caress out while all hopped up on a brutal loss

I actually liked this too, but I'm also the most boring poster about a team everyone hates so maybe everyone else thought it was poo poo? :iiam:

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

fishing with the fam posted:

Calling someone olive oil is a terrible insult because olive oil is delicious.

:agreed:

Also you can't really pile oil unless it's frozen.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I've decided that I can accept another Steelers Super Bowl win because gently caress the Patriots. The Steelers are evil but they're blue collar evil and the Pats are white collar evil and that's a way worse evil.

Is rape blue collar or white collar?

Having a lackey slightly soften your balls for you seems white collar as hell for sure.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

TheChirurgeon posted:

It was a worldwide smash, though. Absolutely killed in Russia iirc

Nah, it had a big opening weekend but no legs.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Adun posted:

Alpha males who have never had a conservation with a woman they didn't pay for

:eng101: Self-described "Alpha males" who can't get sex... aren't actually alpha males, they're just huge assholes who wish they were what they imagine alpha males to be.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
It's great of the press to sac the gently caress up now that it's way too late, after months of muddling the waters with false equivalence horserace bullshit.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I am eating NC BBQ right now for the first time and it owns.

E: I think the "potato salad" is just basted in smoked fat lol

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jan 24, 2017

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Blitz7x posted:

Lexington or Western

Edit: vinegar or mustard based

Near Raleigh, and vinegar sauce + spicy sauce + Texas Pete by the time I was done with all the meat.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

one thing I've learned recently is that the German announcers for the Patriots are way better then the english ones and I'd definitely watch a game listening to them over Phil Simms.

UN FLEA FLICKER

Yeah, the bits I've heard are hilarious even without understanding German really.

EIN MONSTERBLOCK! HALLO, MIAMI! :woop:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

a patagonian cavy posted:

I've had a chest cold for the last three days and work has sucked severely because of it

upside: nobody judges me when I guzzle cough syrup

I suggest booze based treatment on the weekend. Irish coffee by day, hot toddies by night. If it doesn't work you're still too drunk to care.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Doltos posted:

We're all having a ton of fun at the expense of Charlesthehammer's vagina getting sand in it

That doesn't really narrow it down. :v:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

What are some good sick day movies other than The Godfather 1&2, casino, and good point break?

Hausu (1977) :catdrugs:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Deadpool is good, but the ultimate answer in the future might be Deadpool 2 because they hired the director of John Wick to do it so it should be :krad:

Also Bubba Ho-Tep and Kung Fu Hustle are both delightful, so I'll second those.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Yo I get this awful rear end foot pain every morning. It's always my left foot and it's always the inside of my arch, like at the joint where your foot tilts upward. Am I dying TFF?

Google plantar fasciitis and see if that matches your symptoms.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Calf stretches can help too. At least it did for me.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Oklahoma is everything bad about Texas but more boring.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

the mean lunch lady posted:

lifting is really great

It's all right.

I like climbing better though.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

my mom pulled me out of school to save me from Satan's temptations after my older siblings smoked cigarettes and had premarital sex!!

Did it work?

I'm a Pats fan so I'm asking for Satan. :devil:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

pubic works project posted:

I know this was last page, but I am so sad to hear about Charlie Murphy.

RIP Buck Nasty aka Rodney "Quills" Dinkins.

Great Time Hater, or greatest Time Hater?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Proper salty lox on a fresh bagel with a little smear of cream cheese is fantastic. None of that nova lox bullshit, though.

My digestive tract is basically bomb-proof, but the one time I ate tilapia it gave me terror farts.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Committing crimes to golf courses is American as gently caress.

Caddyshack is a vital life lesson learning tool.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

I would never kill myself!

I can't decide if I should have kids btw

I would say if you don't have a strong desire to have kids, don't do it, basically.

Also make sure you agree with your spouse on kids and money or you will want to kill yourself 24/7.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
The formula I heard was that you figure out how many kids you can actually afford. Then divide by two and round down.

Also when you're definitely done having kids get a loving vasectomy. Nothing stupider than having a surprise kid 5-10 years after you're supposed to be done because you were a baby back bitch about getting a nick on your nutsack. This happens constantly because humans are immensely stupid.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

swickles posted:

Anyone ever eat at a Culver's before? Thinking of going there for lunch.

I have, it's fine but didn't blow me away or anything.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I would be built like a man chiseled from rock...eating from the earth and hunting wild game...I'd also protect the nearby smallfolk from rapes and pillages. They'd call me the Noble, Strong Commoner

They'd call you a whoreson's bunghole.

Witcher 3 is practically a documentary is what I'm saying.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Spoeank posted:

The most Lena Dunham thing was OBJ was seated next to her at some event. He mostly didn't pay attention to her and she went on some long tired rant about how maybe if she was hot he would pay attention to her or some poo poo.

So I made the mistake of googling this and hooooooly poo poo the whole thing is a death-spiral of stupid. Bonus points for creepy undertones of racism! :wtc:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Ehud, does it concern you at all that your workplace seems to be filled with antisocial lunatics and for some reason your boss thought you would be a great fit there?

He telecommutes, if that answers your question.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

What's wrong with that lunch? It looks about perfect. It's basically my lunch but swap chicken for tofu and bacon for nuts.

Tomatoes are super delicious, is there something insidious about them I should know?

Not that I know of, though I think they're on Tom Brady's forbidden food list along with mushrooms, peppers and strawberries.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
My breakfast was 12 grain toast, uncured ham and black coffee with raw sugar.

Then I remembered today was my cheat day AND I'm climbing today, so I got a cheeseburger with mushrooms and jalapenos. :getin:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Awesome, this is a decisive blow showing the old patriarchy of powerful white men abusing women without consequence is finally ending

*looks at white house*

welp nevermind

Plus I assume his severance package will be enough to buy Montana.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mel Mudkiper posted:

imagine killing a carnivore by giving it too much meat

I'm thinking it leaned more towards processed cheese food but that's just a stab in the dark.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Someone's mad carb chat didn't last.

Much like your pancreas if you eat too many carbs.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

play this song at my funeral after my coworker kills me because I don't like Warcraft the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98AJUj-qxHI

But you work from home I don't

Oh

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Let's get some King's X in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJyGP92GIXE

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Volkerball posted:

They were washed up anyways

The best post-Beatles song was "It Don't Come Easy" by Ringo.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Volkerball posted:

They were ~alternative~. Pop would've been like, Brandi or some poo poo

Spice Girls.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Limp Bizkit is like Joe Flacco. You look back now and wonder, "how the hell did they ever do that?"

Absolute dregs of rap-metal: Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, or something else?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Great, I'd completely forgotten about that poo poo for like 10 years and now you remind me.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

We were watching the news fearmonger about him once over dinner and my father went "yeah, that's just KISS's act" and shrugged.

I'd have said Alice Cooper, but yeah.

Though come to think of it, did Manson ever say to literally blow up your school like Alice Cooper did? :black101:

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Eli Wiggum posted:

Fred Durst produced a rock version of this that's 1000 times worse

He also covered Behind Blue Eyes.

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