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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

whiteyfats posted:

I would remember if the Jags won the Superbowl. :unsmith:

Remember those times they went to the playoffs? I dont.

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Elephanthead posted:

Colts are not beating the Pats anytime within Allen's contract with or with him on the Pats so getting a bag of deflated footballs for him is a good deal. Now if we can just trade Grigson for a packet of bulk Gatorade we are in business.



You can just get it at Walmart you know. Or Target if you want to be classy

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Some day. But until that day, I met the guy that runs Corner Taco and he is a very nice dude.

So at least we have tacos.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

I saw a guy wearing that shirt the other day at work! Where can I buy that, it owns.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Can I buy one in a store or something to save myself the shipping?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:


Later, they missed a blindside block on a punt, but called taunting on the Jaguars player who got blindside blocked because he got upset that he got blindside blocked.

gently caress the refs.

Not just any player, but PAUL POSLUSZNEY, a gem of a man and player.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
DUVAAAALL

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
The warmth and acrid smoke of this loving tire fire of a division warms the blackest cockles of my cold dark heart.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

The Jaguars just traded a 6th round pick to the Bills for Marcell Darius...


Marrone is asking the question, "Can I win a football game without either side's quarterback being able to play"

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Fournette benched for being overheard whispering the word "honkey". Was actually planning on adopting a wild burro for Christmas and naming it Doug.

Paul Pozluszny shakes his head in disapointment.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
It's a race to loose in the first round of the post season!

Also, I had to work, but I work for the city of jacksonville, so they totally let me listen to Jags games at work. It's my CIVIC DUTY.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Metapod posted:

Y'all can all go burn in a tirefire

What the hell do you think we've been doing this whole time?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I'm just thrilled that we look on track to beat 8-8 this year. Or even GET 8-8. That's huge for us. A post-season game would just be icing on our dry but at least not made of cat poo poo cake.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
JAGS BABY JAGS

I had to listen to this at work and drive home during overtime. It is a wonder that I am not both fired and dead because of this game.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Did anyone make a gif of that magnificent BORT SPEAR DIVE

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I would love a gif of that. You can tell Bort wants it. I dunno if he sees the dollar signs or isnt seeing the bottom of the bottle at that bar he supposedly drinks at all the time or what, but his boneheaded play count has dropped. His two ints today were vintage Bad Bort, but considering the pressure he was under and the complete lack of a running game I am impressed and proud that it took until the end of the 4th quarter for Bad Bort to come out.

You cant be in the dumpster fire team out back of Burrito Gallery without drinking at Burro Bar gently caress wait they closed uh .... gently caress it would be really funny if he was drinking at The Volstead.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

xeria posted:

Don't you see? It's destiny that the Jags face the Patriots in the playoffs and win 62-7 and send Brady into retirement.

WHAT IS THIS BULGE IN MY PANTS

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THOSE PARTS

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

purkey posted:

Nobody here sells Jaguars gear so I had to make my own for the Cleveland game on Sunday

You need some teal in there, otherwise perfect.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR


lol

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
The Jags facebook page is very much worth following for stuff like this.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

It will be fitting when the Patriots brutally crush the Jaguars in the playoffs.

It will be just as poignant and heart breaking and make us the true hero in the minds of the reader.

I'm gonna cross-post this in Farthouse, I think it's cruel to keep it to ourselves.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Nov 20, 2017

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Intruder posted:

Firing Jaxson

SHUT YO MOUTH

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Kirios posted:

Jags remembered they are the Jags.

SHUT the gently caress UP KIRIOS

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Not mad, was a cool second half

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Gotta finish my tailgate adventure truck in time for post-season.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Countdown to teal Manning jerseys y'all

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

ManMythLegend posted:

I don't know how to feel about this.

If I might make a suggestion?

loving LIIIIITTTTTTT

C'mon Tommy, get your boy back. MAKE ELI MANNING GREAT AGAIN.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Mega64 posted:

Jags could and honestly should do better than Eli.

Such as?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

JT Jag posted:

He kinda has no vision

That's okay, he echolocates like a bat.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Guys, I am a gazillion loving percent behind the baloney and cheese theory for the Jaguars winning season.

http://www.espn.com/blog/jacksonville-jaguars/post/_/id/23749/doug-marrones-last-meal-bologna-and-cheese

Methinks the Jags sub at Publix is about to radically change.

FACT: Fried baloney and cheese with mustard is loving delicious.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

purkey posted:

Going to the Jags/Texans game. Anyone have any suggestions for bars fairly near the stadium?

Unfortunately there's not a whole lot in that area. Tailgaters is across the street, and a nightmare as far as I've seen. If you don't mind a walk, Intuition Brewery is near the baseball feild, and they're pretty great.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

purkey posted:

Intuition it is then. Thanks for the advice

It's so awesome that Intuition is there now, because the only other thing there was that little pub in front of the arena and I have never not seen that place packed out.

Also, Calais Campbell is now Mayor of Sacksonville. And either he is a giant boi, or Lenny Curry is 5 feet tall. https://www.facebook.com/jacksonvillejaguars/videos/10155462388148863/

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

NOW KISS

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
DUUUUUUUUUUUUU VAAAAALLLLL

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

who were ejected for playing dirty and throwing punches .

Is there a gif of this?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Comrayn posted:

Malarkey and Bortles must both be in the division forever because they have funny names.

They just missed being on the same team.

Funny name luminary and unit of measurement Dawuane Smoot makes up for it though. Say Bortles and Smoot out loud and try not to smile.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Dec 15, 2017

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Cross-posting this from another thread:

:allears:

I was debating putting him on the funny name list, I was half and half on it. Also, he shares a first name with Yannick Bisson, who looks like a skinny, better haired version of Bortles to me.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

purkey posted:

Never mind holy moly

While you're up, get me a quesadilla.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

ManMythLegend posted:

I've been saving this since I moved for when the Jags finally made the playoffs again. Today is that day. Duuuuvaaaallll!!!1!



PS get hosed Titans

DOOOOOOOOOOOKS

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

ManMythLegend posted:

It's so good. I miss it. :(

Where are you? I was out all the way to North Carolina and they had it.

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I'm in NC, what kind of beer should I be looking for?

Bold City Brewery Dukes Brown Ale, Killer Whale Cream Ale, Mad Manatee IPA, and 1901 Roasted Red Ale.

Intuition Ale Works and Veterans United cans also travel out of state too.

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