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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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gotta quote this cuz look at the expression on the CNN correspondent's face lol

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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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"God this guy's for real, gently caress this gay earth"

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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lmfao remember when conservatives were all "OBAMA IS A AN ARROGANT UPPITY NARCISSIST" and then they elected Trump lollll

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Beenies primary demographic don't vote so we'd be just as blindsided lmao

Makes you curious the propaganda they'd come up against him. Obvs lotsa !!!socialism!!! and instead of Crooked Hillary we'd have Crazy Bernie and probably pot shots at his age and weekend at Bernies jokes

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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I want more Bern Your Enthusiasm :(

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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is he doing a hover hand instead of his normal jerky handshake

"UGH GET THIS FILTHY SAND NEGRO OFF ME"

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Was just about to post this. Seems too good to be true.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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e: nm

Lurk Ethic fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Mar 15, 2017

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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lmao

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Honestly I never got the outrage for Trump as paying as little taxes as legally possible. It's what anyone would do. Who cares? It's tax policy that sucks.

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Jul 25, 2007

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thathonkey posted:

it's weird that nobody has ever burned an effigy of obama

No, but they made a picture of him for target practice:



Obama, Clinton and Sanders Shooting Targets for Sale at 'Muslim-Free Gun Store'

Then another gun show sold a mannequin :airquote: zombie :airquote: as a target.



lol remember when our president had class and didn't melt down on Twitter at every tiny slight

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Jul 25, 2007

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quote:

In a striking repudiation of President Trump, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, a Republican, said on Wednesday that he had seen no indication of Mr. Trump's claim on Twitter that former President Barack Obama wiretapped his phones in Trump Tower during the 2016 presidential campaign.

“We don’t have any evidence that that took place,’’ Representative Devin Nunes, Republican of California and chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, said at a news conference on Capitol Hill. “In fact, I don’t believe — in the last week of time, people we’ve talked to, I don’t think there was an actual tap of Trump Tower.”

If Mr. Trump’s Twitter claim is to be taken literally, Mr. Nunes said, “then clearly the president is wrong.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/15/us/politics/trump-wiretap-claim-obama-comey-congress.html

Between this and the overturning of the travel ban, I'm eagerly awaiting the furious tweets. :allears:

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Jul 25, 2007

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Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Dude my man JT is getting it IN tonight

I guess DJT is taking the night off

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Is it illegal to tweet at the president that he should kill himself? Asking for a friend.

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Jul 25, 2007

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Hahahaha holy lmao how did none of us think of this before? Goddamnit Jose I'm at work and my jaw dropped then I was literally shaking with my fists pressed against my mouth trying to stifle all the lols

:nws: that poo poo

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Making The Case For 2020 Hillary Clinton

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/making-the-case-for-2020-hillary-clinton_us_5900f9ace4b00acb75f18443

quote:

Okay, before I go any further, let me state unequivocally for the record that I believe Hillary Clinton ran one of the worst campaigns in modern political history. Her management was inept, her messaging misguided, and her character terribly flawed. Let’s put this into proper perspective: she lost to Donald Trump, for gently caress’s sake! A colossal joke of a candidate who by all accounts should’ve lost to a chair. As the saying goes, the election was Clinton’s to lose... and she lost it. So why on Earth would I want her to run again in 2020?

The answer is rather simple: I remain committed to the belief that Clinton would be an incredible president. And I believe she not only will run again, as her recent and outspoken re-launch onto the public stage indicates, but that she will also win.

Oh, for gently caress's sake. Stop. Just loving stop.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Cosmik Slop posted:

"Oh, and by the way? I was faking it".

:vince:

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Jul 25, 2007

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Here's a lol I didn't see get posted (though I skipped a bunch of MAGA white noise)

quote:

In the emails, Breitbart Editor-in-Chief Alex Marlow pledged that he and several other top editors would do Bannon's "dirty work" against White House aides. The emails were shared with CNN by the prankster.

In other emails, Marlow suggested he could have Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump ousted from the White House "by end of year" and shared a personal smear about their private lives, perhaps an indication of how low the website is willing to go to achieve its agenda.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/22/media/breitbart-prank-emails/index.html

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Jul 25, 2007

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Lurk Ethic posted:

Here's a lol I didn't see get posted (though I skipped a bunch of MAGA white noise)


http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/22/media/breitbart-prank-emails/index.html

I looked it up, and the supposed Ivanka/Jared smear is just some boring "Jared is a real life cuck lolol" :shepface: bullshit.

loving alt-righters are using the same 4 year old punchline. Boooooring.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Kumo posted:

he/she/zim would have to be 35 years old.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Here's a lol from Maine's governor LePage:

"You’ve been in uniform? You shoot at the enemy," [LePage] said at a statehouse press conference Friday, according to the Portland Press-Herald. "You try to identify the enemy and the enemy right now, the overwhelming majority of people coming in, are people of color or people of Hispanic origin.”

WaPo

LePage melting down over being called out:

“When a snot-nosed little guy from Westbrook calls me a racist, now I’d like him to come up here because, tell you right now, I wish it were 1825,” LePage said. “And we would have a duel, that’s how angry I am, and I would not put my gun in the air, I guarantee you, I would not be (Alexander) Hamilton. I would point it right between his eyes, because he is a snot-nosed little runt and he has not done a drat thing since he’s been in this Legislature to help move the state forward.”

http://www.pressherald.com/2016/08/26/house-democrats-condemn-lepage-attack-on-westbrook-legislator/

LePage sighed as he pulled out his flintlock...

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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It's like Alabama with better scenery and architecture. And Stephen King.


Why the gently caress did I watch this whole thing

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Jul 25, 2007

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haljordan posted:

Mike pence calls his wife "mother", what the gently caress

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Trump going for the incel demographic

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Jul 25, 2007

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FuhrerHat posted:

the man who endorsed the pizza hut big new yorker is now the president

lmao I looked it up, it's true

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidency_of_Donald_Trump

Dolando Javier Trumpunto is el presidente

:roflolmao::stonk:

Lurk Ethic fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Sep 26, 2017

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Is that balls-waving-in-MAGACHUD's-face smiley done yet? Kinda wanna whip that out.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Lmao c'mon Donnie, give us some rage tweets

*explodes in NK hellfire*

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Jul 25, 2007

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Sunmoe posted:

Time has a poll to pick the person of the year. Trump's winning.

http://time.com/5026497/time-person-of-the-year-2017-poll/

Lol, no he isn't. And Hillary's beating him. :grin:

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/937007006526959618?s=09

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Jul 25, 2007

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Trump's lawyer will just say he "misspoke" or whatever and everyone will shrug.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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"That's just his speaking style! :shepface:" is what I've heard Trump apologists say on the radio more than once.

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Jul 25, 2007

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/939642796289470464

The gently caress is grandpa ranting about now

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Jul 25, 2007

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Has anyone done this yet? I swear, every time I see her face, it looks like a 2x2 grid.



(sorry for the crap photoshop skills)

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Egbert Souse posted:

Jacob Wohl was never the same after that time he saw the dirty homeless woman behind Winkies

:discourse: Can't believe I never saw the resemblance.

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Jul 25, 2007

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Why do they have to be so scared of everything all the time??

Because

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

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Goodness...





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Jul 25, 2007

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corn in the bible posted:

trump getting a peace prize would, tragically, still be less preposterous than obama getting his

Self-own thread is thataway, Sonny Jim

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Jul 25, 2007

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Strawberry muffin top

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