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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

gonadic io posted:

almost as if there's some kind of...double standard... here

i wonder what this distinction could have been based off??
The world may never know...

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Wait gently caress is this the China-NK border or the NK-SK border??

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Chinatown posted:

considering how geography works, the former

considering that NK has been flooded with chinese soldiers in their aid before i figured it'd be good to ask

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Sometimes its good to remember that

Bernie would have won

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Egbert Souse posted:

Someone needs to find Sean Spicer's Furaffinity account so we can hit peak lol.

As great as that peak would surely be, the piss tape would still be waiting behind it lol

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
still lolling that he called what i assume that he assumed is the current king of the jews to apologize

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
lol just lol if you think you have four digits worth of days left on this rock

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Dial-a-Dog posted:

If it helps, that very expensive bomb was an air bursting bomb and they said they were targeting caves so, while it probably did mess up caves if they were down there, it was almost certainly less effective than traditional ground detonating bombs

Oh my loving Goooood who cares, these have been just sitting in warehouses for years unused and Commander in Chief Donald loving Trump just handed down orders reading "Yeah just go for it guys, no need to bother me about it. I'm sure it'll be tremendous"

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

p-please

slwo down

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
that wrench flag loving owns though

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

ElGroucho posted:

Can someone give me the Reader's Digest version, please

Not gonna give you that but I scanned and found

quote:

So I look at her and I see a hero. I look at her and see someone who took it and took it and took it and then took it some more. I also see someone who gave a speech on women’s rights as human rights, someone who had to swallow a lot of nonsense from arrogant pricks to try to pass universal healthcare back in the ’90s. I see a woman who got out there anyway, despite our culture’s utter rejection of how she looks, what she wears, how she laughs. Most of us just want to zip it up and shut it down, but Hillary? She spent her life defying the built-in endgame for women.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Lime Tonics posted:

If the bombs do fall, I hope it happens when we are all asleep. Won't even have time to register the mini-suns in the sky frying us up into ash.

gently caress. That.

If I'm gonna go that way I wanna watch it it sweep in.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Nope. That's it. Too hyperreal, I can no longer maintain belief. All the people running the deep state are getting old and apathetic and they decided to just prank us all this time for one last go around.

That must be it.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Knight posted:

Which one is the button that calls for Coke? I've heard so much about this button I need an image and maybe a human interest article about the man who installed it.

It could be integrated into anything inconspicuous, like either of those small remotes, or tucked in a drawer or a mr. burns style trap door/security underslung affair I suppose... But me? I prefer to think it's that little bespoke wooden box with the gigantic golden button on it.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Supernorn posted:

Someone bail us out quick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

turn off the TV posted:

I like how the economy is having really low growth, but is creating a large number of jobs. It makes me wonder just how worthwhile they are.

Roughly equal to that of people.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

etalian posted:

Back when the GE was going I realized, Hillary Vs. Trump was whether you preferred a slow gradual death for the American Empire or rapid hilarious demise for the american empire.

Whoever posted ”wacky rollercoaster ride to Armageddon" really nailed it.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Groovelord Neato posted:

they didn't need to lie they just needed to make bernie the nominee. it's why superdelegates were even put in place to begin with, in case people voted for a shittier general election candidate in the primaries.

Whoops! To bad the DNC got it backwards this time

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

SlipkPIe posted:

https://www.axios.com/liberal-and-conservative-brains-handle-emotions-differently-2392560248.html

lol



lol I didn't verify this article or this probably-bunk study at all before sharing it because that's how we do things now lol

it feels correct, and that's enough to make me certain lol

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

A clear and attainable vision. A laudable change. A good leader.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Dial-a-Dog posted:

well if there's on thing that'll win over hearts and minds from the retard r/the_donald crew and the alt-right it is, unironically, video game references

This is actually literally true holy poo poo... I wonder how big that segment of the population had gotten

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
*Trump doing the Buffalo Bill dance culminating in revealing a glowing orb clenched between his legs*

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Raged posted:

Walter Cronkite was one of America's greatest newsmen. No one today can hold a candle to him.

There's no one even still plying his trade for comparison

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

nooneofconsequence posted:

G7 leaders take a walk, Trump follows in a golf cart

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/868149754810834949

our fat gently caress president :hmbol:

Nope. Nope I'm out, not buying it. This is some cynical performance art masterpiece

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

is this a real profile

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
what a loving dumpster fire of an admin lol

the garbage flames rise higher each day

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Tumble posted:

Guys, will we ever be able to find anything else related to politics funny after this is over?

Your assumption that this will ever be "over" and the attached implicit assumption that things will return to "normal" speak to a deep, myopic ignorance about the current state and trajectory of the planet earth lol

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

quote:

(G) support the First Amendment, support freedom of
the press, refrain from calling reporting ``fake
news'', refrain from posting video of himself wrestling
with a press logo, and stop limiting full electronic
press access to White House press briefings;

this timeline is real, and happening

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
because, sadly, the cold war never went hot unlike most other timelines

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
it's so awesome the religious right took him in

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

maskenfreiheit posted:

comedy option: nk points their nuke straight up and EMPs the entire world.

:cripes:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

chernobyl kinsman posted:

our radio transmissions will spread into the void of space, carrying our last fears, our dead hopes. in time, in the deeps, they will attenuate, vanishing into the background hum of the insensate cosmos

someday the golden record will be found and they'll think 'these apes seem pretty chill, i wonder what happened to them' but the earth will be ash and they'll never know the horrible truth which is for the best really

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Blind Rasputin posted:

A woman on Fox News just cited the movie "Red Dawn" as a reason to remember that China is our enemy.

I don't believe you

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

lol

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

The Hwasong-14 missile they tested last month most likely has a range of ~10k km, enough to hit Chicago. The US media has been playing that stupid game where they pretend that the minimum demonstrated range of the missile is actually its maximum range and everything is totally fine, we are not owned! :ssh:

Also, they probably already have miniaturized fission bombs, which they developed for their hydrogen bomb program. And they have demonstrated a mobile launching system for the Hwasong-14 that the US can't possibly track and destroy in time. Sleep tight!

I will because range and accuracy aren't the same thing.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

dont play with my heart

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

JazzmasterCurious posted:

I'm suddenly afraid of a nuclear war since a blundering idiot has the football and Bannon could spin Trurghmt any way he wants to.

there is no need to fear the best possible course for humanity

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

quote:

Trump's wacky roller coaster ride into armageddon

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Calling out pakistan,


huh

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I mean if anyone is actually serious about taking out the taliban you need to go to war with waziristan, the secret country on the afgan-pakistan border sooo

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