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The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

maybe the ruskies got to him

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 21:43

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:59

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

TulliusCicero posted:

Please tell me little Jacob Wohl is going to jail over this

That would be loving incredible

isn't that the chud already trying to get noticed for a pardon? i gotta say perpetrating an even more brazen, public crime might be his best chance

# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 18:45

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

i know it's probably not true about the man, but i really love the idea of an old professional with no skeletons in his closet and how terrifying that is to trump and his cronies.

like, waking up sweating in the night because of somebody else's integrity

lol

# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 19:55

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I think the logistics of crowd/riot control in the modern day could be interesting to ruminate about.

For instance, assuming a crowd of protesters were to spontaneously assemble and descend upon the capitol, how large would that crowd need to be to be essentially un-dispersible by less than lethal methods? Are we already at the point that there's no sufficiently large tsunami of bodies that could protest the federal government to stand-still? Will they wheel out those microwave pain rayguns before the start just machine gunning down citizens?

Nevermind the docility of the people and infeasibility of such a crowd assembling, that's not what I'm on about.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 21:42

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

holy gently caress today

wohl reminds me of the little gangster vince vaughn gutshots in true detective season 2

# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 22:55

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Catastrophe posted:

Tell me I'm having a nightmare.

You are, the nightmare is real

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# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 23:20

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/jeremynewberger/status/1057455314285551617

wot

e; oh is it a porn thing nvm

# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 04:00

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Former DILF posted:

Someone please photoshop his torso connecting to a shirted worm body that disappears offscreen

i mean.. you're just describing the image as-is

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 05:40

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

yea this is hell dimension sooo

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 06:36

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

America is the new Germany and China can be the new USSR.

When it's all over build a wall along the Mississippi and the EU can have the Eastern US and China can have the Western US.

This isn't that hard, rest of the world. Just bomb us to poo poo and charge our politicians with war crimes and smuggle out our scientists.

Too bad we can definitely still Samson the world even if they all gang up

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 20:17

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

skipThings posted:

Since when has the lolthread become the sadbrains death cult central ?

honest question, please speak about what exactly made you break down into misery machines

lol look at this dude with no awareness of the state of the world or current events

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 20:55

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Dickbutt Ouroboros posted:

No, they were doing terrifying things. That's no question. I'm arguing the use of nuclear weapons was not "cool and good" and the entire justification (which I'm not sure one exists for using nuclear weapons) was just bullshit dick-waving. It was a loving dumbass move by a lovely president that set the tone for the US's post-WW2 foreign policy of "Do what we say or else" that still stands to this day. Then we wonder why a huge portion of the world hates us?

Someone earlier said that we haven't been the good guys since WW2 but I think this point, right here, at the end of WW2 where Truman made this decision against a lot of better advice marks the point that we crossed that line.

They were extremely good and prevented a full on land invasion that would have made D-Day look like a sideshow bagatelle. Any good or bad guy narrative is just the most facile poo poo. Remember, as already mentioned, half a million burned to death from regular old incendiary bombs in Dresden.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 21:20

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

https://twitter.com/aabramson/status/1059826374976962560?s=19

God I hate that mummy. I just happened to tune into the pbs news hour earlier right when she was regurgitating this garbage and it just makes me so livid. How can she and her party be so blind, guillotine them all.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 07:24

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Walker's lead is only 122 votes omg.

Edit: NO WAIT HE'S LOSING

The closest races are the easiest to rig

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 07:35

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

why is everything so dumb? how is everything so dumb??

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 05:03

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

geriatric gigadeath when

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 05:06

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

LabyaMynora posted:

You just know if this world is anyone's dream, it's loving Donald J. Trump's dream.

"And then I was a millionaire playboy hanging out at Studio 54 during the height of the disco era..."

"And then I was the star of my own TV series..."

"And then I was President and I did anything I wanted and no one could stop me!"

Yeah except it's internally a nightmare gordian knot of insecurity, hollow posturing and a vague, gnawing sense that nothing will ever make his dead dad proud.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 04:05

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Lil Peeler posted:

Yeah but not as bad as when he demasked and bit her head off with his reptilian form

This is my favorite fatality

# ¿ Nov 23, 2018 07:28

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I loving love when dipshits lose their minds over food being "halal" like they think some ancient mummy's curse was placed on it, when in reality almost all food is halal except alcohol and some meat.

What about dhabihah?

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 05:04

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

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TulliusCicero posted:

I would get in on this, but sadly I don't have a burner phone, and I don't need the Sad Lads Oberfuhrer knowing my number

Hey pal, check this out: https://www.sendatext.co/free-text

The Protagonist fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Nov 29, 2018

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 02:15

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

So I watched the Corsi thing and uhhhhhh... why didn't he ever get asked to expound on the 'figured it out' bit? How? How did you figure it out, Corsi.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 03:36

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

a president what poop he own pants

a shameful president

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 04:01

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

LabyaMynora posted:

"What's he want - money? Did we try offering him money? No? Well, does he want women? Does he want to gently caress my wife? Does he want to gently caress my daughter?...
DOES HE WANT TO gently caress ME?!"

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 01:14

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

AOC 2024? Son, 2024 is still 16,000 hell years away.

Hm. Seems low.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 00:56

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Lpzie posted:

lol watch Fox be centralist Dem propaganda in like six years.

it'd be great if somewhere at the top the fox execs realized "whoopydaisy we almost gave america a full blown case of nazis"

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 22:20

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:59

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I have a real loathing for Trump and all his ilk, but I gotta say it's just not the same as the fervent, sharp hatred I have for Mitch

# ¿ Dec 9, 2018 07:49

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