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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007




God bless you, every one!

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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

pentyne posted:

The whole "it's rape threats all the way down" thread title came from how all these alt right men will constantly threaten to rape women and when caught for some poo poo will immediately turn on all their friends and allies to avoid punishment. It's like a reverse terror cell where everyone knows all the crimes everyone else did and uses that as currency with the police/feds to try and avoid jail time.

gently caress Bitcoin, I'm investing in fascist tears.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

There's something so special about Alex Jones. Maybe it's the insanity, maybe it's the voice straight out of Wrestlemania, maybe it's the exuberance, maybe it's the whole package together. But listening to him for more than 5 minutes and fills me with confusion and incredulity. He's a parody of himself, an escapee from a fictional world, and these memes banish him back from whence he came.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

as an entertainer he is remarkable, it's just that he uses his considerable talents for evil. i'd sentence him to be executed, but i'd do it with a tear rolling down my face. it didn't have to be this way, Alex.

Surgically implanted dunce cap, rerelease back into society. Restrict access to sharp implements and weapons. *GAVEL* Next case!

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Race Realists posted:

these blatantly obvious sock puppet accounts are deranged

https://twitter.com/Adriana83271362/status/1321586637625790464?s=20
IDGI.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Can you imagine a nation-wide licence for anonymity, and these chucklefucks take it as a challenge. They have an excuse to hide their faces when do stupid violent poo poo, and instead they decide "naw".

Cpt_Obvious has issued a correction as of 00:49 on Nov 15, 2020

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Jazerus posted:

pretty sure hitler does not provide the positive energy domain to his clerics

Casts Cantrip: clean the blood of my face.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

miniscule12 posted:

politics is about deciding who is human and who isn't.

That is almost too accurate.

Edit: poo poo, snipe. here.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Respect has to be earned.

gently caress off, snitch.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Its Coke posted:

stuff like this



The new season of Mandalorian is so unbelievably lovely it makes my brain hurt to watch.

That first season was loving amazing. WTF happened?

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Zeroisanumber posted:

*pants in libertarian*

FB

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

they told the writers to make it last five seasons so we get to watch his ship break down every single episode

It's gotta be more than that. That parallel plotline with the robot redemption arc was loving great. I absolutely refuse to believe the same people wrote the frog egg/spider cave episode.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Zeroisanumber posted:

It's alright. Worth a watch if you've got some time and like the setting.

First season is surprisingly great. Second season is shockingly terrible.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Its Coke posted:

Mando armor is for deflecting laser rifles, not katanas. unless you've been shot at by a laser you need to stfu and listen to the lived experience of people who have, like me

The Boys spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KTWwQg4LWI&t=25s

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Why is a character named Stormfront Jewish? Is this show even sicker than I thought?

I'm...I'm not sure if you're serious.

You should watch The Boys. The primary villain is a metaphor for American imperialism.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Brain Curry posted:

all armor should be boob and dick armor, and if the occupants don’t need both they can use the extra room to store snacks

That's where I'd keep my nuts,

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

silentsnack posted:

:thunk: would it surprise anyone if some alex jones-adjacent grifter started a brand of """tactical""" codpieces? by which I mean actually make and sell them to larpchuds and/or steal the preorder money and run, rather than a purely fictitious satire webpage to intentionally ridicule the male tendency to use violence/aggression to cover up their insecurities.

Make them oversized and cover the inside in spines.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Phi230 posted:

you dont actually put your dick inside a codpiece, they're stuffed

...stuffed with dick.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

scary ghost dog posted:

its more about your phrasing and word choice than the content or subjects of your posts.

It's both.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

TBF it's also a positive feedback loop.

Having Ben Shapiro next to your posts forces the reader to imagine Ben Shapiro saying those things.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Palate cleanser
https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1331757059604410370

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

scary ghost dog posted:

that's actually his back

Bananas don't have backs.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Zeroisanumber posted:

drat, dude that is racist as hell.

Bananas are genetically predisposed to turning brown and mushy. Sorry, but the facts don't care about your feelings.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Neon Noodle posted:

Fish is not considered meat for the purposes of kashrut. Non-Jews aren’t morally required to keep kashrut so there’s nothing non-halakhic about it in any case. The only dietary commandment that is “universal” is the Noahide law not to eat an animal alive.

It always strikes me how complicated and contradictory the kashrut laws are. Tangentially related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUT8ubNAr0M

Context: Baby Ryan Gosling is playing a Jewish neo-Nazi, and no one in his cadre of skinheads knows.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

when you really think about it, Gamergate is about more than just ethics in video games journalism

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

the milk machine posted:

drat how come this terrible content I watch all the time is getting so popular???

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

We need to post our way through this dilemma. Quick! Show your moves!

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Race Realists posted:

I had no idea Current Affairs had an official Instagram account

why did they think this was a good idea?

I absolutely refuse to get an Instagram account. Someone else please tell them they're loving idiots.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

World War Mammories posted:

calling all comers to face me in posting combat. we shall see who will rule this gay dying thread with an iron emote

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Fascism is just codified bullying, and the reality is that bullies don't give a gently caress about what they say. They just want to hurt people, and will use any excuse to do it. The whole "struggle of cultures and genetics" thing is total bullshit that falls apart at the slightest analysis. But Liberals don't analyze things, they just accept everything that is said to be true, because :decorum:

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Brunch Covidian posted:

I AM NOT MELTING DOWN I'M RAISING AN ISSUE HERE

Starting your first thread full of typos only for it to slowly dissolve down list is a right of passage. Chill.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Anti-socialist movements has always been about 20% antisemitism. Guess they're just taking the mask off now.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Feldegast42 posted:

I want dems to win those elections in Georgia so dumbass centrists can't blubber "b-but McConnell!" for why the camps are still running and nobody are getting stimulus checks

They'll just pivot to FILIBUSHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! in .6 seconds.

Like a filibuster has never been broken before.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


All my friends are just out of frame, also at club.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

smarxist posted:

love to take shady pills i buy from the internet called DNA Force

yeah, that's jizz in a capsule.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Tubgoat posted:

Just lmao @ people who haven't just accepted by early adulthood that sometimes pants just get shidded.

This is what frightens me about liberals who buy into pro-Capital conspiracies, also. Russiagate et al.

Liberalism is easily shattered. The question is what do they follow next?

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

miniscule12 posted:

Liberals are people who can convince themselves that they have never poo poo their pants.

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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I had a philosophy professor who just dropped that sentiment dead square in the middle of a lecture, just gravely and seriously said something very close to "you might think right now that you'll never poo poo your pants. But you're young, and in time every one of you will face a moment where you poo poo your pants, and in that moment you will know humility and the human frailty and binds all the people on this Earth. You will poo poo yourself and you will know." I have no idea what the context was. It was a course on ancient philosophy.

I haven't had had that moment yet, but I've been waiting for it since I was 22. He wasn't wrong about anything else.

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