Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and NFTs

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Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Jamfrost posted:

I've another one with poor animation known as Ruction: http://store.steampowered.com/app/496820 Pay attention to that walk animation. His hips don't lie.

Youtube trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxbK_AAcSYw

It's Early Access, for whatever that's worth. The second trailer in the store page is... uh. It's something.

Holy drat, it's like the movements of those bipedal robots.

This one has better form even!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-bgLsvw848

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 07:41

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:52

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

FreeKillB posted:

Save Jesus

Lol, that Roman has the most "Can you believe this poo poo?" face. :manning:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 06:50

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Quest For Glory II posted:

I want to know more about the various horses of our solar system

also I'm ready for the VR version of Crocodile Attack Simulator.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 00:37

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Carecat posted:

The solar system has 99 worlds?

Oo, Vaporous Sinkhole is a good forums name

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 02:37

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Palpek posted:

Pfff, if you can't keep her engaged while you get your gear on then it looks like you need to step up your game :smug:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:03

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Guy Mann posted:

Big price drop ($USD 24.99 to $USD 9.99)until we release a new version with more features and fix a few issues.Chasing Dead is a story-based, Sci-fi/Horror First-Person Action Shooter. [url]http://www.ChasingDead.comThe game begins with a strange phenomenon in which another Earth appears[/url]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYtF4oJu-Y0

Where have I seen this before.....

http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/chasing-dead-wii-u

Lol, the assault rifle model takes up the entire right side of the screen.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 00:28

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Jamfrost posted:

I don't know. Maybe watch the trailer and share your thoughts?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/592750

"About This Game
Welcome to SPACE-FRIGHT. In this game you control a hermaphrodite that has to discover WHAT THE HELL is going on! Most of the demons that you encounter are doing a good job making this game a lot of fun!"

I found it funny that the bolded is specified in the "About" section.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 22:49

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Largepotato posted:

Do you have what it takes to become a BADASS!

All of human history has been leading up to this.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 19:17

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Furnaceface posted:

No, that would be this (also ) http://store.steampowered.com/app/415300/

Lol, I bet the main character of "Badass" would like this

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 20:28

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d0grent posted:

^^ try the regular steam thread

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elQG0plkWmA

I never thought that I'd be wishing for a game to have *more* glitches but here we are.

Wow, the only thing worse than a bad game is a boring bad game. Great video though. If you guys can keep it up I'll keep watching at least

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 09:35

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d0grent posted:

thanks again for the support yall, here's a sneak peak at this Saturday's game:

Christmas is coming early!

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 06:07

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Sakurazuka posted:

No one in adtrw would be seen dead playing a crappy RPGMaker game

Correct, they would not be seen playing it. Behind closed doors though....

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 17:48

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

hilariously janky.

I think that all of MDickie's games fall under this banner.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 20:45

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il_cornuto posted:

Look it clearly states that he is not yet a paedophile and therefore is legally distinct from a peadophile and her body is childish so therefore this is not technically cartoon child porn. Probably.

*in extremely smug nerdy voice*

:goonsay:

"Actually it's ephebophilia"

# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 01:33

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Dark_Swordmaster posted:

That's the problem. The don't like it don't buy it argument can't really be beaten. It's technically correct, vote with your wallet and such. But it can only go so far defending such low quality and questionable content.

It's kind of like the old rear end beaded curtain at a video store. You know what's back there and you know whether or not you're interested. It's not surfaced hardly at all (barring last week's Humble Bundle with a dozen anime porn games) but neither are the actual unappreciated grems that are released alongside the deluge of low quality garbage.

Truth be told, as much as I hate them and think they're garbage, the porn games are a niche and sell. A lot are incredibly low quality, but they're honest in their own right. My biggest complaint are the things lowering the marketplace bar. Asset flips, games asking for money off the books for achievements, the ten thousand achievement games, all the poo poo that actually is questionable and should be moderated against as scams literally have no consequence to taking advantage of and further breaking the system.

How many 10,000 achievement games are there? The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Tales of Maj'eyal and that's only 1600 and I believe it was done out of spit by the dev.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 04:50

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

well, tbh I didn't bother doing any type of research into this.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 07:23

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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Buy it, play it, feel it drain you of anything resembling joy, get a refund, remain an empty emotionless husk for the rest of your life anyway.

Ha, jokes on you, I'm already an emotionless husk :smug:

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 21:46

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Guy Mann posted:

Nothing gets me hotter than the thought of a girl whose skin will rip the flesh from your bones if you rub up against it.

*tugs on collar*

Uh, g-g-got any more from this set?

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 01:29

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Dark_Swordmaster posted:

In a quiet village on the outskirts of the universe, in a house in which a mysterious light comes out of windows, live and collect porn magazines, your collection shocks the minds of people and not just people ...
Waking up at night from strange sounds, you saw that terrible monsters all as one snatch your porn.

My worst nightmare come true! :byodood:

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 04:09

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exploded mummy posted:

Suicide is painless.

What if you saw your own head off with a dull hacksaw? I image it would be QUITE painful.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 22:05

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TAQIYYA PURVEYOR posted:

I remember that episode of SM where Mercury was gobbling a burger.

Do you remember this one?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 00:08

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Barry Convex posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/734140/Kekistan_This_is_War/

Lol, some cyborg. Can't even kill a bunch of normies without succumbing to attrition.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 22:31

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credburn posted:

Maybe it's because I'm on the spectrum, but I cannot get past the last panel of this comic. Like, it's kind of predictable, the joke, but it's funny as it is...yet... what's with the last panel? It suggests that the other guys playing D&D with him beat the poo poo out of him? Like, enough to give him an eye so swollen that it's black and shut. That's not funny...that's just weird. A sudden, random act of violence. I don't get it.

It's like, a punchline by itself isn't funny unless also someone gets beat up.

Source your quotes

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 18:22

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Barry Convex posted:

Is this the sequel to Bloody Boobs?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 20:33

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Radio Paranoia posted:

I'm glad the confused indian gaming market is finally hitting steam

Pls post milky bob and vegene

# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 20:59

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Guy Mann posted:

So as someone who hasn't owned a console in like a decade I had no idea that the quality implosion Steam has been going through over the past few years already happened in microcosm with the Xbox 360 when it dipped its toes into indie gaming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeeDWzdkRl8

The only good thing Silver Dollar Games did is One Finger Death Punch and I guess Try Not To Fart just for the :hurr:

factor.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 01:59

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Voyager I posted:

Inflammatory posts from the guy who regged today? Sounds like it's time to bust out a 10,000 word response.

Well????????

Agents are GO! posted:

Goddamn that is still an amazing game.

That I still own.

Soundtrack is amazing too.

Goddamn, I miss "Let's throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks" Square

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 15:33

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Sakurazuka posted:

All these years and I'm still wondering why they felt like this should be the default look on Max's face. Game still owns in spite, or maybe because, of it though

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 17:02

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Radio Paranoia posted:

A key part of Max Payne was bullet=time diving with guns akimbo. I imagine this is the face you make trying to aim both at the same time.

Ooh I see it now

Tony Phillips posted:

It looks like Christian Slater just smelled Brian Posehn's fart.

Very specific scene here but :agreed:

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 20:38

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Merrill Grinch posted:

Oh my god, this game has the hands-down whiniest review on Steam:

And this is just part of the review. It goes on for paragraphs and paragraphs about how much Jim Sterling sucks for doing a video on this game and getting his review downvoted. This is AMAZING.