FirstAidKite posted:

*Strolls up to a nunnery* y'all gay or what

Quest For Glory II posted:

has this been talked about yet. i dunno if it qualifies as NWS but it definitely qualifies as someone's loving kink

http://store.steampowered.com/app/685950/Joy_Pony/

Fart of Presto posted:

Was I really the only one who noticed the prestigious award, this game has won?

kirbysuperstar posted:

Zil posted:

GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, AND MASTURBATE WHEN IT GAZES BACK

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1685960/Operation_Lovecraft_Fallen_Doll/

A big lol for me in the teaser video is the tactical sexy maid costume they wear when during a dramatic walk down a hallway.

Zil posted:

Finally a non sex based terrible game - Queue Simulator!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1780880/Queue_Simulator/

Zetsubou-san posted:

at no point do they ever expand the acronym

HiroProtagonist posted:

i would love to know what loving twisted algorithm is pushing this game so extra special hard that it's been posted in this thread at least 3 times now meaning god knows how many people are seeing surprise hentai porn in their recs out of loving nowhere

like (and to be clear i'm not suggesting this is necessarily anything but a hypothetical), is it possible the dev or the publisher or both are gaming the algorithm(s) somehow to make their lovely porn game show up to a large segment outside of their targeted audience, including people like me who have otherwise told steam explicitly to stop showing me loving hentai poo poo? hypothetical or not it seems incredibly shady somehow

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

That was only the case for like a year or so, when steam still technically banned porn but just didn't care enough to moderate it.
As you've probably seen in this thread, there's loads of full-on porn games now that don't require an outside patch.

Nah. Steam followed a don't-ask-don't-tell kinda thing for a while though. You couldn't link the nude patch on the actual store page, but you could sticky a link to your nude-patch website in the discussion forums just fine. Then for a few months they banned the forum thing too... but soon afterwards they just said "gently caress it porn games are allowed on steam now" and now the anime titties can come pre-installed.

I don't really know the target audience though, like there's no privacy features or anything on steam so even if you did want to buy porno all your friends would see that you've spent 100 hours playing it in the past week and a neat list of all your achievements?

Discendo Vox posted:

Somewhere out there is a genuinely hilarious, non-pornographic game about someone who after seeing the suffering of a family member as a child, worked horrible side jobs to put themselves through a sports medicine undergrad, got a DPT, and is working an orthopedic surgery residency...but whose ortho massage patients won't stop trying to jump their bones.

Play posted:

I don't think we should even spread word or post about games like that. gently caress those people

let's focus more on bad smeagol games and the occasional normal terrible game

quote:

Hentai Uni - a puzzle game that can be played with one hand

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

ok cool as soon as i clicked that link i instantly saw an animated dog cock the size of my entire screen

quote:

Neko Secret Homecoming mixes third-person 3D exploration of Neko Town with 2D puzzles in the anime factory. Hacking the anime factory’s terminals will require picture puzzles to be solved, thereby unlocking beautiful images, while other mini games are hidden throughout the world for good casual variety, whether it’s playing darts or cracking a safe.

Foo Diddley posted:

it's every lovely mobile game you've seen in those ads, all in one lovely steam game



it's $10 tho, which is about eight bux too much, and i'll never think about it again after this post so i guess i won't ever play it

MechaCrash posted:

Someone who knows how to splice footage together could probably stick a shot of Kong from that second one into Beast Wars and it'd fit right in. You know it's bad when it'd be right in place in a mid-90s CGI cartoon.

How does this game stack up to Gollum in terms of badness? I know Gollum is bad, but I don't know who'd come out on top if these two slugged it out for the Crown of Crap.

Nettle Soup posted:

A terrible creaking noise fills the room, and then the boom of guns!

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator ECC7A-ZZ6VR-PTM90 (Donated by Goodguy3)

You try and cover your ears, but you can still hear the sounds!
The Nightmare Cooperative IHXE8-GRW3X-3VCDP

The lights almost blind you, despite your covered face. This one has been on the wheel since I started it back in like 2010 so it may not work!
Sparkle 2 Evo, Sparkle 3 Genesis, Sparkle ZERO 8QG97-PELNJ-IV4NM , J2APV-HGBPJ-44XB3 , 7LPQ9-WCGXC-3H537

You run, seeking life in new places, but you can never quite escape the terrible clack, clack, clack...

Discovery! A Seek and Find Adventure XVD5Y-KBQF2-HWZIQ

Google told me the answer to this was "i" so here is the first result for "i" if I sort alphabeticaly.

idleBeer 7Y8V9-QH25E-AV2JF

Finally you settle, and find peace. You become a blacksmith in a rural location, and the tinatus from the hammering mostly covers up the noises you still hear at night.

but never quite.

Hammerting GCY5W-JGNWA-QYRFV

Edit: 3 more!

Orwell: Ignorance is Strength 4RR2E-GLB8F-DTVJZ

Your life as a blacksmith is chill and good. You try not to think about how you got here, or why you have to move towns every few decades...

Jotun MRWXL-HNR92-77AMD

You become a giant, with giant muscles!

Downwell 58WLE-PCWTZ-JP4QN

Nobody falls down the well on your watch. When somebody finally does, you use your giant muscles to pull them out again! You are the town hero, no trash wheel is gonna get you! Not yet, anyway...

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