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haakman posted:Just wait til they pull it out... Can confirm that the removal of a catheter really loving hurts.
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I am grateful to have been under general anaesthesia when they rammed the catheter up my knob.
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TomViolence posted:The bad part isn't when it gets shoved up your knob, it's the bit where they pull it back out that really hurts. Truth.
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So presumably Abbott necked all three drinks and then spent the rest of the evening doing the same?
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crispix posted:And don't get me started on loving wheelie bins. I hate that when they do decide to graft a bit, they do it at 7 am. Means I get woke up at least 3 hours early every fuckin' Monday. Bastards.
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Jippa posted:Why aren't you all out panic buying lettuces? I don't particularly like lettuce. What's up with panic buying lettuce?
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Pissflaps posted:This is just the tip of the iceberg. 
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LemonDrizzle posted:Rainfall and flooding in the Mediterranean countries has ruined the crop, so supermarkets are only letting people buy at most three at a time. I bought a lettuce once, made a couple of BLTs and then left the lettuce to rot in my fridge. True story.
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learnincurve posted:Iceburg lettuce will doom your rabbits, lizards and tortoises to a slow horrible death. It's mostly water, has virtually no calories or nutritional value and your pet will use more calories eating it than they get from it, and as Lizards/tortoises have tiny stomachs and a slow metabolic rate you are basically starving your pet to death with food. Whenever I am out with my friend buying food for her Guinea Pigs we have to scan the ingredient lists on those salad bags you can get to make sure they do not contain iceberg lettuce because as you say, it is doubly poo poo for pets you might feed it too.
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I've never really looked at the @britainelects Twitter feed before. How do you decide which aggregated poll to post Pissflaps?
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Pissflaps posted:He's quite something. My bad, Poll aggregator rather than Aggregated poll. Still interested in your choice of poll result though.
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Pissflaps posted:I think that's the only one that's 'none commentary'. Is answering a question with a question a form of deflection?
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Except for when they don't.
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Zephro posted:British anime. Branime. Isn't British anime just like, cartoons?
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The Poddington Peas were awesome.
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Extreme vetting - is that like taking take of Mitzy the Poodles hurt paw while jumping out of a plane?
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He's very cosmopolitan, isn't he? German wife, French mistress, it's like he doesn't hate the EU at all!
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Pissflaps posted:I thought Stewart Lee was a UKMT favourite ? Fist of Fun was alright, 'flaps.
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Pissflaps posted:Cool that this thread is focussing on anime and video games when the Speaker has literally just denounced Trump in the House of Commons. Denouncing Trump is so last week 'flaps.
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I'm sure there was an article in the Graun recently stating that Trump had no interest in addressing MPs and just wanting all the pomp and circumstance of a state visit, meet the Queen, some military display, that kind of shite. [edit] this one - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/05/us-president-doesnt-care-about-making-a-speech-on-uk-state-visit Dead Goon fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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Dead Goon posted:I'm sure there was an article in the Graun recently stating that Trump had no interest in addressing MPs and just wanting all the pomp and circumstance of a state visit, meet the Queen, some military display, that kind of shite. He doesn't want to...
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I think forests get off very lightly too - burn 'em all down and build some houses!
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Won't covering the lot in concrete and building houses also lead to people wondering why their house floods everytime it rains quite hard?
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Perhaps it is like a real job and he says to Tom, "Hey Tom, I had to come in on Sunday so I'm going to take Monday off. Do you mind stepping up and keeping on eye on things? I'll be on my mobile and checking emails periodically if things really kick off."
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I worked at an Amazon FC once. It was shite. Got better breaks than Tess hinted at, though.
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Tesseraction posted:It's legal because it provides the minimum 30 minutes. No requirement they be contiguous. Fair enough, I was there in 2015.
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Tesseraction posted:The Working Time Directive, while good, did not invent weekends. Two 15 mins and a 30. But we were also working 8am - 6pm
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Tesseraction posted:You lucky bastards. Don't know about the food, but the hot drinks machines were on free vend!
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Maybe Corbyn decided not to opt out of the 48-hour working week: https://www.gov.uk/maximum-weekly-working-hours/overview
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serious gaylord posted:You don't know what cheerleading is. Why are you so important that you need to resign from the Labour Party? Cancel your DD, cut your membership card up and post pictures of it on social media like all the other whiny little babies have done in the past.
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serious gaylord posted:Because that's the process every member is told to go through. Otherwise they keep you on their rolls for 6+ months and continue to send you marketing poo poo. You are welcome. Have you tried this, from The NewStatesman? quote:2. You can cancel your direct debit, and contact the Labour party headquarters telling them you are leaving at The Labour Party, Labour Central, Kings Manor, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 6PA. This is more boring, but more predictable, and it means you can join again when you are filled with regret for abandoning your comrades. Dead Goon fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:If you don't consider yourself important enough to stop paying money to a party you no longer support you might have self image issues. Stop paying money then. "Resigning" smacks of self-importance.
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JFairfax posted:how do they know if an elephant is telling the truth or not? Well, they say elephants never forget, so I guess you could tell them something, dose them with LSD and then ask them about the thing. If they say they don't know anything about it, you know they are lying.
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Ah poo poo, I just removed my beard and left the moustache!
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