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Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

JollyBoyJohn posted:

Nier Automata is the most overrated game I've ever heard of. Its not even that bad its just the fans are real weidos and raise the game up to be a 10/10 life changing experience when its a pervy shitey action rpg with a very poor combat system and an above average narrative

this is good to hear. I will never play this game because I live with a woman and wouldn't want to be caught dead playing a game that looks like porn. Almost thought I might be missing on some worthwhile stuff

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Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Call of Cthulhu (2018) is a good game. Putting RPG elements into an investigative/adventure game is a fun idea and the different paths and ways you can get through the mystery based on your different stats is solid. Voice acting is solid for the most part too.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

Waltzing Along posted:

Actually, Ico is better than most games.

True, but Last Guardian is better than Ico, and both are better than Shadow of The Colossus.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

Doctor J Off posted:

I'm pretty happy this wound up happening because it was pretty embarrassing for me to be a PS3 guy for MGS4 and because I was anticipating The Last Guardian

Last Guardian was one of the top 5 games of this generation though.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

Mario odyssey is almost there. The only bad part about it is the insane number of moons you can collect, which inevitably leads to padding them out. Then again, like 80% of the moons are optional.

Mario Odyssey had no challenge whatsoever (except for the optional challenge levels at the end) and it didn't build on its ideas. I get the justification, that by repeating ideas or introducing new ones instead of building and mixing up previous ones you make it so players don't feel lost/confused and can go about objectives in the order of their own choosing. The problem is this makes the gameplay constantly feel the same, with no evolution and no increase of challenge that we've seen in basically every other Mario so far.

I still enjoy it and might play it again soon, but my reasons for liking it are the art and music, which remains fresh and has variety, as opposed to the gameplay.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Its worse than RE6

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
So we all on board for calling Jagged Alliance 2 an immersive sim now, right?

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

Bismack Billabongo posted:

The new Zelda game is really fun, and good. I recently completed an aerial platforming section with skydiving through laser grids. Would recommend even to fun haters

It's only good if you haven't played BOTW recently. Without a new map it feels like DLC.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Mallow is a really good character.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

giogadi posted:

Has anybody played a game and thought “man this gameplay is soooo good, but I wish there were more cutscenes”

Not being rhetorical btw - I’ve never felt this way and wanna know if anybody else has

I really love cutscenes and think they do a lot for pacing and just making games more chill. I love getting a chance to have a little break and cutscenes still feel like I'm getting some type of reward.

In Kingdom Hearts 3, I wanted "more cutscenes" but in a literal sense. The structure was off compared to KH2. You'd get a few little tiny cutscenes in each world, and then once you were done with the world you would get like 20-40 minutes of uninterrupted cutscenes. This sucked for me. The give and take between gameplay and cutscenes is important and they can make each other better, but when you're having to watch a tv episode-length cutscene without warning while you want to play it sucks. KH2 has 2-10 minute cutscenes happen every 30 minutes or so, and it just feels much better and easier to focus on because you know you won't have to be watching for so long.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

QuarkJets posted:

I don't believe that anyone has seen a AVGN video since 2005

I watch his videos pretty much as soon as they come out and I like them. That's my unpopular opinion.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

Caesar Saladin posted:

Nowadays he's really quite chilled out and seems much happier and well adjusted than most youtubers.

that's true but I do sort of miss when he would say stuff like "I would rather suck a chimpanzee's toes after it just stepped in a pile of buffalo poo poo than play this game" or whatever.

I also really enjoy AVGN parodies from 2010 or so, there's some funny stuff out there if you're willing to go down the rabbit hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSB9SZvtP2I

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

Vic posted:

Not exactly, James did grow up playing 8 - 16bit videogames but by the time he made his first AVGN video, he was in college studying movie making. But he isn't into videogames like an average goon itt is.

It's actually Mike Matei, who pushed James into making the AVGN thing. Most of the footage and plenty of jokes are actually his personality and takes.

This makes sense because I always thought his best work was Board James. That was a good time to (still) be a AVGN fan.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

kntfkr posted:

I'm gonna play Enemy Zero tomrrow. I don't care what you say, you can't stop me.

Let me know if you like it. I like the song "Ladyfingers" by Lucious Jackson, and I like Michael Nyman's music sometimes. I aspire to one day like Kenji Eno games as well but I tried D2 and just didn't know what the hell was going on. It had good opening cinematics though.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

George posted:

I played the original SaGa games because all I had was a game boy, why the gently caress is anyone still playing that series? like I'm legit worried about these people

I've always said that it's Final Fantasy for crazy people.

I like it better than Final Fantasy usually.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Days Gone is decent and sadly the closest thing we have to a new Dead Rising game.

Speaking of Dead Rising... Dead Rising 1 is the best obviously, but Dead Rising 3 is 2nd place. Dead Rising 3 plays like a real sequel to Dead Rising. It changes it up with new combat options and much improved aiming, and changes all the exploration since you're in a whole city and not just a mall. Dead Rising 2 feels exactly like Dead Rising 1 but just adds some new bullshit with the combo weapons.

You have to find crafting benches to put together combo weapons, and you have limited inventory space so you end up carrying a bunch of poo poo you don't want hoping you'll find some other poo poo you don't want so you can take it to a crafting bench and turn it into something you do want. Not fun. Dead Rising 3 at least has the decency to let you craft anywhere easilly.

I'll concede that Dead Rising 2 does have better psychopaths though. They get a little too grotesque in 3.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
The actor who played Deacon is actually pretty good in the show Being Human but they made a major mistake with the voice direction. Whenever he talks while riding his bike, he starts YELLING REALLY LOUD and it gets annoying instantly, as well as just getting in the way of acting since he has do everything while yelling. If you get off the bike it still happens, so it becomes extra weird. You can see it here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5VrPVVmsk

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

veni veni veni posted:

TLG is every bit as good as SOTC

It's much better. I played TLG first and SOTC wasn't even that good.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

AlphaKeny1 posted:

I couldn't finish KH3 because of this. After every major setpiece and climactic fight you get insanely long and boring dialogues.

this is a problem unique to Kingdom hearts 3. The other games had the good sense to space out cutscenes so every 15 minutes you'd get 3-5 minutes of cutscenes. This allowed me to feel rewarded by the cutscenes and take a break to smoke more weed. KH3 has hours without cutscenes and then slams your rear end with 20-40 minute cutscenes after every world.

I played through almost the whole series last year and had a really nice time tbh, especially 1 and 2. I was dealing with some depression and medication stuff back then, and I wonder if maybe you need to be depressed to enjoy the games. If you ever look up user reviews many of them mention how Kingdom Hearts helped them through their parents divorce.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
The vast majority of people enjoy sports because they get some type of narrative out of it, and they view the teams/players as characters. They don't watch sports because they "admire athleticism", which tbh would be gay. If people can get that narrative out of people playing videogames then its probably fulfilling the same emotional needs for the fans as sports does, which makes it seem like sports to me.

This is why Pro Wrestling is the best sport, it is a scripted drama as opposed to most sports which are reality tv.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Remedy peaked with Max Payne. The only one of their games to actually have good protagonist and good writing that mixes up influences instead of just regurgitating them.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Luigi's Mansion is the scariest game of all time.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Used to play through Eternal Darkness nearly once a year until college. It's not Luigi's Mansion, but back then I viewed it as a very good game that kept me on edge. I even ran into my mom's room screaming after seeing the bathtub scene/scare.

There were some "scares" that were pretty funny and good, and while it could be annoying, it was actually kind of cool to deal with tons of sanity effects when your sanity got completletly drained. You'd walk into a room and wonder if you were actually making progress, or if your head was going to fall off halfway through and then you'd realize it was just a hallucination. Or you'd try to save your game, and you'd watch your data get deleted instead (not for real though). This feeling actually did capture how it feels to go crazy.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Isn't having death be part of the "game loop" a big deal with Souls fans? Isn't that what separates Souls from other challenging games? I think its intentional but I'm not a big enough fan to say wether I actually like it or consider it bad design.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Probably not an unpopular oppinion but i had a super funny experience trying to replay Bioshock with my GF after playing Deus Ex, System Shock 2 and Prey together. I had great memories of playing it, sneaking around my house late at night to get a few extra hours and was talking it up as a great game for us to play after checking out all these immersive sims.

One of the first things we saw was a hallway with a chair blocking it. In a real immersive sim you would just push the chair out of the way, jump over it or blow it up but too bad we were playing Bioshock.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

MSPain posted:

after seeing golden eye for the first time as an idiot kid i thought to myself "this is it. this is perfect realism. graphics can't possibly get any better than this." specifically, it was when another play switch weapons and their character's world model changed to reflect it.

i'm not sure what the moral of the story is, but it's funny to think back on

felt this way with Max Payne 1 as a kid (which kind of was an evolution of Goldeneye 64)

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

I just downloaded DS and haven't even tried it yet but I hate walking sims and absolutely love kojima so it is a mystery if I'll like it but poo poo might as well try.

when people call it a walking sim they mean it literally. It isn't a "walking sim" like Firewatch, its a game that simulates walking over long distrances. You'll probably like it since it has the classic Kojima "getting weird little details from real life and gameifying them". He made waiting for an elevator fun in MGS1, so walking/backpacking is no big deal.

It took 5-10 hours for it to hook my gf, but it worked on me instantly. Theres a lot of cutscenes at the beginning that make it a little hard to enjoy right off the bat.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
If you steal stars in Mario Party that is cheating and you will go to hell for it. Play an honorable game or don't play at all cowards.

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

*turns chair backwards and sits down, crossing arms over the backrest*

Sekiro isn't fun. It feels like a modern day Dragon's Lair: press a button at the right time or die.

At first it looks like you have options, because it presents you with things like Combat Arts and Prosthetic tools, but you should almost never use them because you'll be punished for it. You're better off just pressing the button at the right time. You can move, and dodge, but it's more efficient to press the button at the right time.

I've not felt any satisfaction or sense of accomplishment upon clearing an area or taking down a boss, just a brief sense of relief that it's finally over. I'm at Lady Butterfly currently and she feels beatable, but I don't think I care enough to keep trying, because it feels like it's going to be more of the same for the entire game. I get money when I kill dudes, but there's nothing to spend it on because the merchants don't restock their inventories. So I can't even content myself with knowing I have consumables in good supply to help me out, except the little spirit emblems, which I have hundreds and hundreds of, ready to power abilities and tools that I am discouraged from using, because if I just press L1 at the right time I'll be in a much stronger position.

I got to the same part as you and felt the same way. For some reason I started trying it again last night and I've been feeling the same way...again

There's some aspects of the game I like quite a bit, but I guess I just need the opportunity for self-expression within an action game, which Sekiro definitely doesn't do.

If you kind of like Sekiro but want a game where you can mess around and experiment with mechanics ; try the modern Ninja Gaiden series and Wanted:Dead (my 2023 GOTY). I had a lot of fun with those. You can feel like you're doing cool badass poo poo/strategies instead of just trying to win a fight.

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Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

deep dish peat moss posted:

Excuse me but this is true about the movie Dead or Alive and it owns hard because of it.

The first 95 minutes are a fairly straightforward and grounded ultraviolent yakuza flick that's fine but nothing to write home about.

Then this is the ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZak64C_DQE

And it's even better after 95 mins of not expecting it.

From what I remember Dead of Alive starts with an absolutely terrific opening sequence. I remember it being pretty unforgettable, particularly two moments containing an excess of cocaine and ramen. It's been at least 20 years since I watched it but that poo poo was powerful and the energy of it sustains the movie.

The ex-detective who spends all day carving flutes was cool too, but I do remember the sequel being a much better movie, overall. Though it does feel silly to compare them since they only share the two main actors and an absurdist take on Yakuza crime flicks.

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