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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

We've got him for sure this time, boys! There's no way Trump can possibly get out of this one!

seriously it's like a roadrunner cartoon

SBJ posted:

MSM is dead

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
"this is it guys it's finally happening!!! dirty donald is taking a dive!!!!!!!!1"


every 2 weeks for the next 4-8 years

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

A misanthrope posted:

are you going to be ok you really do seem very upset :ohdear:

maybe you shoukd go lie down in the nurses office a while?

you keep trying to do this thing and every time it falls flat

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

A misanthrope posted:

are you going to be ok im honestly concerned

i prob need to lay down

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

well clearly it was a lie. if i was anymore relaxed i'd be dead :c00l:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

tenspott posted:

Communism also gave us Yakov Smirnoff.

hmmm i guess mccarthy was rite

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I will gladly stand shoulder to shoulder with you fighting off the terminator hordes. I've already looked into what kind of shotgun shells are best for drones

lmbo

and in your research did you find out which load reaches out to 10000 feet?

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

shotguns and jammers

yeah you guys will be all set when skynet decides to drastically downgrade mil drone tech

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

A misanthrope posted:

i will be in my liberal doomsday bunker by then

picture this but replace the american flags and hunting stuff with rainbow flags and pictures of stalin



hmmm pretty swank :thumbsup:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Why is everyone so scared of automation? Just try being smart and be the one making/programming the robots. Bing bing bong so simple.

when did autists start saying "bing bing bong" instead of "beep boop"

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

texting my ex posted:

i still cannot believe there are actual hillary supporters left on this earth

how stupid can you be shes been corrupt all her life and you still wanted her for president? lmao

there is a shitload on these forums hiding out in their little echo chamber known as c-spam

i hear tell they will probate you for mentioning bernie could've won :slick:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Mirthless posted:

populism got trump elected, don't be retarded


bernie could have won but he lost his primary entirely on his own failings by the time super tuesday 2 rolled around so mentioning it is kind of pointless

pick a different hill to die on because bernie's lovely campaign strategy in the primary prevented him from ever being a contender in the first place

yeah on his own failings. not on collusion by the dnc and media to tank his chances because it was "her turn" :grin:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

feelix posted:

yes because "dnc and the media" means "only superdelegates and nothing else"

no wonder you weren't smart enough to go to college or vote for the correct candidate (trump)

they like to pretend the content of the email leaks doesn't matter because :byodood: RUSSIA!!!!


:hellyeah:

rezatahs fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Feb 15, 2017

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Homestar Runner posted:

ok last one, y'know since u've been discredited enough by now


:black101: :abuela: :black101:

holy laffo

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

it's sounds like you've got a case of broken brains you're trying to treat with bad sarcasm

i recommend switching off your monitor as a frontline intervention

i second this analysis

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Uncle Enzo posted:

The sunlight shines on my crinkled face, tears slowly but surely flowing over the crow's feet earned from a lifetime of mirth

A booming voice sounds from deep within me

"Tell me your dreams, friend, and the dew of laughter shall be yours to glean"

lol christ

trump corncobbed you real good

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

We're not dealing with the Cold War

We're dealing with Alexander I of Russia

Trump supporters are the biggest pussies on the planet. I can imagine them in another time:

WW1 is over guys we shouldn't start poo poo with Germany

so you're active duty military in a combat mos? or are you just an internet tough guy?

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
maybe if the cia stopped using ngos as fronts for operations...

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Frankenstyle posted:

Eight to Noon: Cower in fear of the russian/nazi invasion.

Noon to Six: Hide under a blanket with a flashlight praying that if we challenge Russia they won't beat us like dad used to beat mom.

Six to Ten: Change urine soaked sheets, polish the flatware, repeat the mantra "b...b..but she won the popular vote..."

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Knight posted:

Spineless cucks ITT who would clean Putin's dick off after he raped their wife.

"What, do you want to start a WAR?!"

you got some issues buddy lol

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

The world is a better place than it was 30 years ago and that is worth protecting

30 years ago the cold war was finally ending

so let's re-escalate it?! these liberals are crazy

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Haverchuck posted:

looks like they finally got trump.

edit: he got away.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

new phone who dis posted:

https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/832640629737943040

I wonder how many times the media is going to have to make this mistake.

i get the impression it's just going to be them constantly tripping like this for a long time

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Kenzie posted:

I think wolf blitzer is a pretty cool name. Wolf blitzer. Sounds pretty badass. Too bad wolf blitzer is really not so badass IRL

just think you name your kid something awesome like wolf blitzer and he turns out to be a 150lbs retard

:sad:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

SBJ posted:

Who should they have voted for instead?

stupid and evil but with a vagina

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Aesop Poprock posted:

Evils debatable in any context especially when it comes to politicians but I'd love to know how you can consider hillary clinton stupid

she lost to donald j. trump

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
too bad hope and change decided single payer wasn't going to make the guys that turned our healthcare system into the mess it is enough money

c'est la vie

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Also she had: 1 billion dollars from Wall Street and basically the entire media, plus Obama and all of Hollywood



that face disenfranchised millions of fence sitters

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
turns out attacking people for something they have no control over is kinda lovely even if you're punching up

e: or in the case of the tools in the above pic punching yourself :v:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
looks like conservatives and liberals are two sides of the same weepy coin

independents are over in the corner reefin and flexin :dukedoge:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
also fyi but the oldest archaeological find of psychoactive marijuana was in the tomb of a shaman who was a member of the yuezhi who were an ancient group of whites in western china so until something older is dug up it's apparently cultural appropriation from whites .

that is if i gave a poo poo about that sort of thing :grin:

rezatahs fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Feb 22, 2017

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

fyodor posted:

weed is very much something white people are into i dont know if you heard about this

hmmm i will have to do more research

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Kjoery posted:

the youtube flavour of alt-right frog man will generally never directly admit support for trump; they instead prefer to run the strategic anti-clinton, anti-liberal angle, and will cling to said line for dear life

yeah but liberals and clinton both suck pretty hard so that isn't really a fair litmus

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
we really need somebody to put together https://www.istrumpfuckedyet.com

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I understand that completely actually. But I still believe the system is obviously more economically class based rather than racist. And a cartoonish conception of "racism" is being used as a distraction to the real issue. The "don't worry about big banks because racism is the real culprit" speech by Hillary nails how obvious it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORWM0ukT-Xw

nice deflection grandma

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

the neo-mccarthyism liberals twisted themselves into is one of my favorite meltdowns

good poo poo :laugh:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

:trumppop:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
umm yeah clearly the cycle of racism ends by telling the members of the "dominant" race in that cycle that they are bad just for the sake of being a member of that race

racism over, adolf :smug:

rezatahs fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Feb 24, 2017

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
witches get stitches

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
not in the "women that cast magic" way because that isn't real. more in the "homely oval office" way :c00l:

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