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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
hey wasn't there a Night Court image changed to read "Nite Crew"

because I distinctly remember it and it was funny

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Venom Snake posted:

New C-SPAM DF lets play starts SOON. If you want in on the new fortress quote this post.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Trump?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
The end of the world sure is goofy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I never thought voting for senile emails grandma would give me a sense of Zen enlightenment, but that's what I'm feeling right now.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Yesssssssssss


YESSSSSSS

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Homeless Friend posted:

they have offbrand trump on fox



I thought Doug McClure was dead.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I wonder if I have time to buy a big thermos then stand next to a wall so when the nukes hit my shadow has a massive boner

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Somewhere Mad Dog Mattis is checking the bullets in his old sidearm and thinking "Is this the day?"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

quadrophrenic posted:

that's

that's not

that's not what mccarthyism is dog

Counterpoint: TRUMP

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Darkman Fanpage posted:

embrace the inevitable nuclear holocaust. we shall be born anew.

Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

One of the replies is from Nancy Sinatra. I love Twitter.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Wait why would it be a scandal if it was done legally

Obama.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Epic High Five posted:

https://medium.com/@willsommer/the-fratty-proud-boys-are-the-alt-rights-weirdest-new-phenomenon-7572b31e50f2

lol the Proud Boys are apparently McInnes' little subset of loyalists in the alt-right

They're nofappers who very specifically advertise themselves as toughs who exist to rough up antifas

ahahahahahahahahaha

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Squizzle posted:

i hope melania is a kgb agent

She's actually been the CIA's mole all along.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
It turns out I was out of whiskey so I just went to the local liquor store run by vaguely Middle Eastern looking dudes and bought a small thing of Glenmorangie and a fifth of Evan Williams 100 proof.

Also some brandy to celebrate my book deal getting finalized.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Agean90 posted:

a bunch of trump supporters at Berkeley decided to try to live out their Facebook tough guy crap in real life and wound up just getting themselves hurt, frequently by their own stupidity while the cops sat around in riot gear cosplay and lol

is that about right

yep, and they managed to mace an old man who was there to support them too

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Weeping Wound posted:

oh so you're the children's book guy

congrats on being incredibly successful! :v:

nah I'm writing a book for exceptionally boring grown ups full of the sorts of words Baloogan would probate me for using in C-SPAM

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

mormonpartyboat posted:

nice, ive been meaning to read something about the neoliberals

amusingly it has a lot to do with Liberals, by which I mean the British Liberal Party at the beginning of the 1900s

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

She's spending her Saturday night at a strip club in Fresno.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

they really are God's chosen people after all

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

mormonpartyboat posted:

is that good or bad

i dont know what a fresno is

It's very bad. Worse even.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Consummate Professional posted:

Fresno is the worst city on earth imo.

The guy that runs freep lives there

The best you can say about Fresno is that it's not Bakersfield.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Baloogan posted:

he is an idiot
i didn't like him years and years ago pre-trump

i don't like him now

take that as u will

u can find his penis and lovely love letters mostly complaining about his wife he sent to a 20 yr old student who pretty much immediatelly posted it on the internet lamo

sounds like he's perfectly qualified to talk about Trump tbqh

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/838428130285084672


Lol, the new class of republicans have spent so long obstructing and blocking, they don't barely even remember how to negotiate and horse trade anymore

This is the money paragraph:

"It’s not just a problem in the House. Over in the Senate, a trio of next-generation Republicans — Ted Cruz (Tex.), Mike Lee (Utah) and Rand Paul (Ky.) — are threatening to block the emerging House bill to repeal the Affordable Care Act. They don’t like a proposed tax credit it contains, viewing it as a new entitlement."

They're fighting against the repeal of Obamacare because it would create new entitlements. This is an ouroboros of stupidity.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nonsense posted:

Entitlement

Their logic doesn't even work from the conservative point of view because how can Obamacare be less of an "entitlement" than whatever they'd replace it with.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Philip Rivers posted:

yah it was rly funny this girl i didnt even know gave me some in a divebar bathroom and couldnt even believe i had never done coke before

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Baloogan works fast lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Serf posted:

the germans are like "finally we get to be the good guys"

Waterloo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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spacetoaster posted:

Democrats - OMG! The Russians and Donald Trump colluded on the elections and I have proof! There is proof! It's all here and it's horrible!!!!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/mar/4/chris-coons-fbi-may-possess-recorded-phone-calls-s/

one day later......

Democrats - Actually there is no evidence, but man, wouldn't it be cool if there was?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/mar/5/chris-coons-walks-back-talk-of-russia-trump-collus/

The democRATS are really going hard for a complete loss of everything in 2018. What a bunch of idiots.

why are you citing the Washington Times

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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mormonpartyboat posted:

dnd probates u for wrongthink

cspam probates u for anythink

gonna drool outta da corner of my mouth in agrees with this

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Calibanibal posted:

Tyranny and pillars of eternity are excrutiatingly tedious to play sry

:wrong:

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Nov 8, 2006

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Venom Snake posted:

Our masons really like to make statues of people being killed and maimed....







Am I a dwarf and have I died through my own idiocy yet?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Venom Snake posted:

No! In fact our first death goes to WOLFSHIEM! You died like a moron hunting on thin oceanic ice which melted resulting in you drowning!

Am I dwarfed yet? I asked to be dwarfed and you said you would dwarf me.

DWARF ME

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
YO AM I DWARFED OR NOT GODDAMNIT SNAKE

SNAKE

SNAAAAAAAKE

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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R. Guyovich posted:

*bursts through drywall* we talkin about dprk in here

go away

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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paranoid randroid posted:

ill never understand why the Koreans put their historic capital up in the middle of the fuckoff mountains when they had all this perfectly good real estate down south, but im sure it made sense at the time

mountains = easier to defend

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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blue squares posted:

I worked in Navy aviation for 5 years and I never heard of an EA-6B Prowler being called a "doomsday plane." loving morons

They meant the E-6 Mercury.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

We may finally get an answer to one of the great imponderable questions: Can the Republicans screw themselves so badly that even the Democrats don't fail to use it to their advantage?

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