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Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


New thread?

Nice, not gonna let the sex numbers by this time
:11tea:

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Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Question for thread:

Does donny's old saggy nuts hit the water when he poops or is his butt to big?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Nice

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


quadrophrenic posted:

i did a 69 once and had a tough time breathing

Breath threw your nose, embrace the b hole

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Homeless Friend posted:

my pic got in the OP, that makes me smart

Bad hombre

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Baloogan posted:

its extremely cool our president is playing alternate reality games with everyone

Heh hmm, augmented reality.

Also, Dutch ovens 4 lyfe

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


snoremac posted:

After consulting my research team of world-tier analysts and feeding sensitive data into my deep state computer I can finally reveal that Tormp bad Milo pedo Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls.

Shameful

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Jose posted:

does the white house publish what trump eats in the presidential dining room?

Sadly, no. Ivanka's pussy would never make it off an editors desk

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


zeal posted:

i wonder how much federal money it cost for the secret service to guard uday and qusay through that dubai hotel opening

About three fity

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



It makes the stomach ache, then making GBS threads your colon clean

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Serf posted:

the only bad condiment is horseradish

Wtf

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Had some jalapeno poppers yesterday, now my b hole is spicy :(

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


~100 pages, no name change, so what

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



What are your credentials, Dr. Possum?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


DrPossum posted:

phd in garbage disposal science

I've been having trouble with my septic, too much poop, what should I do?

Don't you dare tell me to poop less, it's what I live for

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Plinkey posted:

only poop when you're outside the house in public, saves $$ on toilet paper too

Only two ply touches my tush, no thanks

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


That was weak, I'm already jonesing for another tweet.

I need the rush of all caps

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


That DICK! posted:

Benghazi Truth: Vilerats Mom Looks like Steven Tyler



Lol, that's vile

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Do ya think ken boner would blow a 13 yr old milo to get his coal job back?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Pretend milo is preggers in this thought experiment

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



Gross, McConnell is a gross man

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Business Gorillas posted:

you guys ever wonder how adelson feels about helping to mainstream nazis?

Lol he does not give a gently caress

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


cumshitter posted:



hitler had a lovely childhood too you know. but he got to keep his book deal

Bing bong bing, we've got a wiener

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Nonsense posted:

/r/The_Donald has become one of the most powerful forces on the internet,

Surpassed only by the bowel movements of trump himself

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

That was my brother :(

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Baloogan posted:

probations for lovely puns? ??


thumps up

thumps down




(With a face like I just smelt a gnarly fart and shaking arm) 👎

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


triple sulk posted:

not totally serious but i kinda hate my job despite the pay and i spend most of my time alone

donald j trump being president doesn't help

Dawg, just start hufffing paint

Lol jk, you should find someone to talk to and get out and do some leisure sports with groups of people.

Bowling leagues are hella fun

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Consummate Professional posted:

The first time I ever slapped the bag my life changed for the better I think

Agreed. By the 10,000 LOL nothing matters

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Lol, go to reddit homepage, they got this sic meme up featuring our very own

:itwaspoo:

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


I have no idea, I hope so. Even though he is goon through and through, I'd got blasting with the dude.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Mariana Horchata posted:



posting on the page of my last car :iiaca:

:420:

Nice whip, when do you turn 16?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Wed was that dude thinking?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Admiral Ray posted:

"hehe, this is gonna be so great i'll finally get those sp- mexicans to stop walking across the only thing that hasn't left me: my lawn"

Shoulda gone with leaving poop all over the yard. Kids would have stayed off it, woulda warned everyone owner was poo, and the grass would be stronger and not leave him.

What a nincompoop.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

mine doesnt do that so when we go everyone puts all their cheap grovery store snacks in my wife's humungo purse and its p great when u hear 20% of the audience opening soda cans and crinkling their candy bags during the quiet parts between trailers

I always cough as I crack my beers in he movie theatre so as not to disturb the people around me

::viggo:

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Admiral Ray posted:

fuckin' without truckin' leads to nihilism, anime, and a crippling sense of Donald Trump.

What is an ocean without current
or a sunrise withou daybreak
Does a song bird fly as high with laryngitis
Does baloogan shitpost as well without well drinks?
Like the yin and yang fuckin is futile without vigorous truckin

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



What a wimp

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


logikv9 posted:

gay ludwig hitler was a good man

Hitler, Gaylord. So what

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

What a fuckin snowflake, maybe we should create a safe space for sensitive little unique angels like this

Mariana trench

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Jose posted:

the person filming this was doing a really poo poo job of keeping the cop in view

He's never going to make it in Hollywood.

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Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



No why
-dude in Vancouver

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