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Solarin posted:There's that guy who died in his car from the heat after he ate a bunch of Imodium pretty sure there was a goon from TCC who died by locking himself in his car when it was really hot outside. he didn't pass out from drugs or anything just nobody wanted to help him.
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PostNouveau posted:Locked inside the car? You sure this was a goon and you didn't mishear a Polish joke? i'm pretty goddamn sure what I heard, PostNouveau.
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PostNouveau posted:Apparently he did pass out from drugs. gently caress, sorry dude
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oh yeah didn't bigpeeler fall off a ferris wheel or something, there's another one
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Apr 19, 2017 08:09
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It took me a good long stare to realize this was vanessa bayer and not adam sandler with tons of makeup
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/854753713935745025 Huh, the judge from Ghostbusters 2 hasn't aged a day
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change my name posted:can you imagine smoking weed out of Nixon's head 
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Apr 19, 2017 22:29
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i've innovated an invention. its a bag filled with thumbtacks that you dump out on the place you're going to sit on. then you sit down and you get a clearer reflection of what the world is really like. i dion't have a name for it yet but I tell you what, my fanny has lots of tacks in
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Apr 20, 2017 07:24
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in the old days of SA I would be thinking of funny ideas for inventions but now I just want to eat garbage from a garbage can and then have a heart attack ideally i would poo poo myself as the EMTs hoist me onto the stretcher and it makes it on liveleak
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i really gotta get a new one of those it's a real eyesore
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Apr 20, 2017 07:37
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the only way to charge your shoes is to smooch them, deeply. really get in there.
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Apr 20, 2017 07:48
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Apr 20, 2017 07:49
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he fancies the jeans with the pocket too small to hold an ipod shuffle
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Apr 20, 2017 07:54
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PPP needs to start throwing in more screwball questions like they used to do for congress during the govt. shutdown. i need to know if the american public would prefer electing Genghis Khan over Trump in 2020
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Apr 20, 2017 16:47
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sandoz posted:i heard jason chaffetz got on the phone and gave the Heroic Navy Seals the stand-down order in a really high pitched hillary clinton impression voice, this seems logical. occam's razor, after all.
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how much chili do i have to eat to forget this reality exists
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SKULL.GIF posted:because nothing matters, you have complete and utter freedom to actually act and make something matter in your brief reality https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/827224235571605505
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punchymcpunch posted:you elected a squirrel girl cosplayer? that owns in an ideal world politicians would deliver stump speeches about nut facts instead of whatever terrifying bullshit is prob gonna happen tomorrow nuts/ed balls joke here
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Apr 21, 2017 07:39
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In a world where there's...eight Jan Michael Vincents...and 16 quadrants, there's only enough time for a Jan Michael Vincent to make it to a quadrant. This January, it's time to Michael down your Vincents
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Iron Crowned posted:gently caress, now I'm craving a McDonald's garbage burger just go to wendys and treat yo self to a fresh, never frozen old fashioned Dave's Double, fries and a frosty. that way you don't have to feel ashamed, because they are good menu items
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I just finished up a biography of James Buchanan and without a doubt in my mind he is the worst president ever. Holy poo poo did that guy make the worst decision he could have possibly made EVERY single time. It's loving astounding, how bad he was.
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blue squares posted:was it an entertaining read? What's the book? https://www.amazon.com/Worst-President-Ever-Buchanan-Presidents/dp/1493024833 I got it way cheaper from an actual bookstore. There are a few small, historical inaccuracies that you'd only pick up if you're a history buff or a nerd about semantics but it's written in a pretty casual tone that's drat funny and entertaining and that more than makes up for it. Epic High Five posted:Worse than Johnson? yeah somehow, lmao
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Internet Webguy posted:alright, last one i swear but jesus christ that interview is peak trump jesus christ your BRAIN something is legitimately wrong with the organ in your skull
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Apr 23, 2017 23:30
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I;m thinking about thos Yogurts
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Duscat posted:fage is already strained, so you get twice the milk solids in each pint compared to unstrained stuff snak paks are good yogury you can get chocolate ones and they taste way better
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Squizzle posted:there isnt enough red yarn in the world to keep track of how all the 2017 subplots connect 
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Good Citizen posted:Counterpoint: jesus
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Remember the nicknames we used for previous presidents? Bill Clinton: Teflon Bill, The First Black President Bush: Dubya, Curious George Barack Obama: Barry Trump: fat bitch, fat idiot fucker, smoothbrained piss drinker
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Baloogan posted:er wait Obummer counts but i couldn't think of other ones that weren't just racist
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The Muppets On PCP posted:
not gonna lie i wanna own that shirt
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sexpig by night posted:anything fun happen tonight ed balls day some guy chopped up liberals with a machete i ate some leftover stroganoff trump i guess
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Fyre is dead, poo poo is beyond saving Only one festival, only one island now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedhF31gXU8
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Epic High Five posted:I bet you didn't think his first act as POTUS would be to agitate against China by congratsing Taiwan on being a great country TAIWAN NUMBA 1
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REAL FAKE WALLS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN WORRIED ABOUT? COME GET FAKE WALLS. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT
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BrownieMinusEye posted:"I believe... in... God."  eduardo huevos
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Mayor Dave posted:lmao she's doubling down 
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fits my needs posted:who wants to piss gummy bears out of their rear end? i've heard that these things give people rock hard brickshits. is it the opposite? if i've been making GBS threads liquid fire for years on end b/c of alcoholism is this a viable way to counteract things and find a happy medium
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