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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Coq au Nandos posted:

He METHOD ACTED Smaug.



That's just mocap.

Method would but sequestering himself in a cave for a year, sleeping on a pile of gold coins and eating every dwarf in sight

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

In fairness to McDonald's, it's because they don't want you actually coming inside the restaurant. They already do 75% of their business through​ the drive-thru, and they'd be quite happy to increase that to 100%, and completely​ eliminate the inside service.

They'd do well to have smaller buildings that take the Dutch Bros. model. Or one side for drive thru and the other for walk-ups.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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syscall girl posted:

Tom Hanks has a thing for making people watch him piss.

Even back then when Coco was on NBC they had to have had a little chat about the skit.

Probably in the men's room.

I have some pretty deep piss theories of course. Lots of piss in the news lately.

Piss.

Confessions.

Legend says he has a monster dick so of course he wants to show it off.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Aleph Null posted:

Every thrift store that has a clothing section?

I'm m pretty sure even Goodwill won't sell underwear. My locally owned places will sell them if they are new in package only.
In fact I've witnessed an argument between a clerk and a guy that opened and tried on a pack and tried to put them back.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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No, do the you see, just touching a gun turns you into a violent maniac.

But really, go to any gun range (formal or otherwise) and you will never see a more safety minded group in the world.
Normal people are extremely mindful of their firearms.

Source: I'm a liberal crybaby that owns several guns and think they are a lot of fun.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Goodpancakes posted:

I'm a liberal guy too who doesn't hate guns but lol have you actually been to a gun range? There are a lot of assholes who are not safety conscious in the slightest.

Maybe it's because I'm in a liberal area. Every time I've seen someone start to act like an idiot, they get immediately shut down by people around them. Doesn't matter if it was at a range or a rural quarry.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I make ribs with a Coke marinade and it's pretty drat good.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Sir Azrael posted:

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Hahaha. Way to bring back weird memories.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Foglet posted:

What's "donte-mail"?

Itallian graffiti.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Thanks, aunt Sharon!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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HBomb posted:

Good God, is this an actual shot from the movie? People are supposed to be scared by this?

Not even a little bit.
The new IT does a great job mixing horror and comedy.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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FreudianSlippers posted:

An elephant made out of swords could probably make it through TSA as long as it didn't look Muslim.






TSA has literally never caught anyone, every single real threat was stopped before or after it cleared security.

I dunno where your goalpost lies but peep their Instagram account. There are a lot of dumb people trying to take a lot of dumb and dangerous stuff on to planes.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They're smart enough that they can recognise and remember individual humans so if you befriend them they won't attack you. The local magpies love me and come zooming in from all over the neighbourhood when I step out the door because I slip them the occasional bit of mince meat but they completely ignore my housemates.

Whichever magpie that's assigned to watch the area that includes my house that day does the "Oh poo poo, get over here!" song when it spots me so the other magpies within earshot know to head over.

I've been doing this with the local crows for a few months. There is one I've begun to recognize on sight and we're gonna be BFFs.
The issue is that the pigeons also think they can get in on the action.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Milo and POTUS posted:

I thought gold was taste neutral. This is very unsettlign

Gold by itself is taste neutral but some food react to contact with metals.

Also, when we eat the rich, we only use the finest silver.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I actually did eat a Moon Pie today and it was very good.

Well, thanks for listening to my story.

Inzombiac has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Feb 5, 2018

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I just don't understand why Olympic facilities always get abandonded.
You spent billions of dollars on this poo poo, why not have a series of the best rec centers in the world?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Are you seriously asking why the City of Athens doesn't maintain it's world class kayaking venue? For the millions of kayaking enthusiasts in the greater Athens area?

Okay fine but you'd think SOME of the facilities would still be used.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Leavemywife posted:

Wasn't Verrit the Twitter platform for racists and Nazis?

Edit: I should include a picture with this snipe.



I have this shirt and I love it dearly.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Hephaestus is my favorite because he figured out his wife was banging Ares, devised a nearly invisible net trap for his bed so that next time they banged, they'd be ensnared.

They get trapped mid-coitus, ol' Heph jumps out from behind a curtain to drag them to the middle of Mt. Olympus for the other gods to laugh at their naked asses.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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You posted:

I'll fill you in with my limited knowledge. She's an actor and during SXSW she attended some panels about representation of people with limb diffrences in media. Also hanging out with kids who had limbs amputated and show of her awesome flashing prostethis to them.

She seems to be a good egg, really.

Probably good overall but she was in a commercial promoting Koch.

So... eugh.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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You posted:

I did not know about this and can't seem to find anything online. What's this about?

It was one of the usual Koch commercials that are super vague. There is a montage of cyborgs (her included) and the narration is all, "Koch is all about advancing humanity. We are not evil. WE ARE NOT EVIL!"

I think she uses her arm to fire a bow, which is pretty badass.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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BrianBoitano posted:

I've defended RP1 in these here forums before. It's a kid's book after all.

But knocking a few protons off a Hydrogen atom? :eng99:

...kid's book?
There is a lot of gross sexual content plus him stalking the girl and breaking her into submission so she will "love" him.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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BaronVonVaderham posted:

'Forest porn' sounds classier, and I only learned recently that this was a widespread phenomenon.

Mine was Park Porn. Someone kept leaving magazines in the playgrounds at a local park.

I like to think it was se noble soul littering material for the youth. They were always in prestine non-sticky condition.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I'm sick of BR but I do want to see one that's just wizards.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I am getting this framed.

God.
drat.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Stealing John Mulaney jokes. I love it.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Deteriorata posted:

Sometimes when you're driving you just get tired.

You hosed it up.

"That guy looks two tired to drive."

Edit: gently caress!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Hell yeah my Satanist sex parties are finally gonna pay off.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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bike tory posted:

Too bad you're actually meant to pronounce the t at the end of Moet

Shut up, nerd.

It still works as "Moh-Aye" or whatever.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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TopHatGenius posted:

I see it more as an oversized pig in a blanket.

I'll take a dozen!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Turtlicious posted:

You know the whitehouse leaker's code name is pisstape what are ya'll even doing with your liiiives?

In the tradition of the leaker being named for a porn movie, I nominate "Butt gently caress Sluts Go Nuts".

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/1001513138829705216



Seriously wondering how Alaska is messing that one up

Loads of drunk people in Vegas trying to spell "probability" lmao.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Who What Now posted:

Blue Apron is hella expensive, but I do have to say it was kinda cool trying new recipes and ingredients I probably wouldn't have thought to try before. And you'd have to he a real dipshit if any of them took you three hours.

Yeah the price is the only horrible thing about it.
If you live in a big metro and have easy access to farmers markets or even big grocers, it's kinda silly.
However, if you have the money and live in a food desert (which is a surprisingly large portion of America), it's a semi-decent way to get really good food.

I did it for two meals a week for about a year and don't regret it. The recipe cards are high quality so I stuck them in a binder with my other homemade recipes.
Then again, I would never, never, never use that service again without a price drop to about $6 a meal.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Ak Gara posted:

Germans are always angry because their pillows are loving stupid. They're designed to come past your shoulder, making your neck bend at an angle because the pillow isn't up against your collar bone.



They're also angry because their toilets are backwards.

hahaha

i do that

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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WE LIVE IN A HELL DIMENSION

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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The amount of people who don't get Lindsay Ellis is hilarious to me.
So many people take her really seriously because she's a GIRL and GIRLS can't be FUNNY.


Fun fact: She's also the woman in the gif getting hotdogs thrown at her face.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Samuringa posted:

just in case



:dong:

This is Loss

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

I used to think guinea pigs, hamsters and gerbils were all more or less the same thing, but apparently hamsters are made of rubber.

They are all cute, sure, but they don't have a ton of similarities.
For example: Guinea pigs a big, dumb hairy potatoes who are scared of everything. Not flexible, not strong or agile.
And I love them.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Pershing posted:

Why do people poo poo all over Wil Wheaton?

Because he's really smug most of the time. I don't think he does it on purpose, there are tons of nerds who have the same faux-intellectual affectation.
It's really hard to watch.

Plus, gently caress Wesley.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Woebin posted:

Lol I went to unfollow him on Twitter because I didn't know about this before and he's not turning up in my search. I guess he must have blocked me (a trans person).

As a gross Twitter user, I relish the huge turn of opinion/perception of trans people that is happening.
Every idiot TERF is cratered immediately by the trans supporting community. It's not yet great BUT I'm shocked to see the momentum.

Hell, even in my line of work (which is largely conservative people) the support for trans people and their rights is surprisingly large.

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