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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Depending on how evil you feel, you could very easily convince someone that was Nutella, assuming there's no obvious smell that gives it away. It definitely doesn't smell like Nutella.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Spotted this in the stores today. This is the most popular kind of diaper in Japan. So appropriate for my kid
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gently caress off, NZ has not lost a war against birds
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Plot twist, the final recipient didn't own the hat, is a thief.
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Powaqoatse posted:did it or did it not have a beastie boys song and/or the enemy force getting destroyed? It absolutely did, but "wipe out an entire, otherwise unstoppable alien force with a single, simple hail mary" is the solution in like 95% of all science fiction movies. It's always either a well delivered nuke or loud music.
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I've done a few CPR courses and the first one I did had this lovely old guy who taught us to do it to the beat of Stayin' Alive. Next time was this grumpy ex-army guy who told us to do it to the beat of Another One Bites the Dust.
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I think they mean the one that changes Lakynn to Bobson Dugnutt here (I don't have it sry) Also for peoples' edification and amusement here was her full list:
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value-brand cereal posted:Sometimes people steal other peoples' selfies and write weird gross captions on them to get ad revenue and traffic to their sites. I'm half certain that's not real. But then again it's the internet. It's this^ I can't remember where I saw it but someone had found the original Instagram this one came from. Someone stole the picture, moved the eyes further apart and made a troll post
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FactsAreUseless posted:Bowl bowl owl sup? I don't get it. Maybe you're taking the Patriot's loss too hard? That could be the problem. You just need to move past it and heal.
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I'm not advocating synthol injections, but keep in mind that the you probably only see the ones who go way overboard and end up looking pillowy. I suspect that the majority of people who use it do so with a bit more restraint and you can't actually tell. It wouldn't surprise me, anyway. People inject far worse poo poo into themselves to look muscular
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Bernini was a really drat good sculptor. This sculpture depicts rape tho
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dee eight posted:Didn't Portugal pass some really insane law about drugs a few years back? Something about decriminalizing drug use and instead legally defining drug use as a disease? I wouldn't describe it as "really insane" but yeah they decrimilaised all drugs in like... 2007? And it's been really successful by a lot of metrics. e: 2001, even further back than I thought
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Chinese restaurant calendar. That pig, but also that woman who looks like shes on a date with a dude who just showed her his deviantart page full of furry porn.
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White or brown button mushrooms at my old supermarket used to appear in the receipt as WASHED WHITE BUTT or WASHED BROWN BUTT
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You posted:I was thinking the same. The problem exists but I really wish that the solution was anything but attaching a diaper at the bottom. What you want are things called shirt stays. They either clip to your socks or to elastic around your thigh
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hooah posted:These suck if your legs are at all hairy. Had to wear those bastards a few times a week for four years in the Marine Corps. Shave those legs, private
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It used to just be musicians/bands that had to deal with the whole "just do it for the exposure!!" thing. What a world we live in now
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Did he get the loving green light from 2/3 judges?
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Garrand posted:Who needs eggs when you have St. Joseph buried in your back yard What if you have a townhouse or an apartment? Do you just kinda awkwardly hide it somewhere?
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Krankenstyle posted:what the hell, how are your teachers able to keep teaching for full days at a time...? No this post is appropriate for a funny thread because you must be joking that there's a country where the majority of teachers aren't expected to teach for a full day In NZ most schools up until year 9 (US grade 8) structure classes with one teacher for all subjects who teaches 9am-3pm every day with ~1hr 20m of break time/recess.
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RoastBeef posted:I googled my first grade teacher + town/state; she didn't make the first page - but apparently my sixth grade English teacher is making ~120k/year, which like god-drat she was a lovely teacher. Jesus, you can make that much in the public system in the US? In NZ I cap out at $72k, which is like ~50k USD. e: new page but really the joke here is still the over-expectation and lack of funding in education
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Please buckle up your turtles when you're in the car, this is dangerous misinformation
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Too bad you're actually meant to pronounce the t at the end of Moet
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Actually it's the M that's silent in Moet
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In no way do I endorse paying $400 for a pair of jeans, but assuming you want a pair that fits well and actually holds a shape theb there's a difference between a $20 pair and a $100, say. If you just want a pair of shapeless baggy jeans then yeah your $20 pair are fine.
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Captain Splendid posted:The rest of that routine Just let us believe
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Yellow Ant posted:The political alignments of Mario Kart characters Pro click/listen "all the babies are hypernationalists, they're in their first stage of moral development" had me lmao
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Corned beef is basically a breadless sandwich
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idgi Is it playing the bad to the bone because they're planning to ignore the sign?
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Choose your fighter
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He got hacked now too, and something tells me his password was "Darren1" or something
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Karate Bastard posted:
It's a shame they didn't take the second photo with them in the car, would've been a good opportunity to recreate that first photo
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Literally Esoteric posted:I think bike is just pointing out that the caption implies the two grown-up brothers took a picture of their own toy car, and so it would have been neat if they had recreated the original by actually getting in the picture with the car. Yeah it's this, like it implies that the brothers from the top picture found the car together but they didn't sit in it like the top picture, they just took a picture of the car on its own
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I will never miss the chance for a camouflage joke, ever
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Snowy posted:What sofa? You beat me to it
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Trabant posted:There's a handful of memes which deserve true scorn, but the ongoing mockery of Bum Tickley isn't one of them. The mock threads did go on too long and got way out of hand (like when people started posting pictures of his house and poo poo) and were quite rightly shut down. But on the other hand loss at this point is not even about mocking Tim Buckley. It's just a silly in-joke similar to poo poo like the circle game or "the game" (you just lost) etc.
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