Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Ak Gara posted:

Dead owners. I'm not even loving joking.

What about mixing some cat nip in with the peanut butter?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

Vegemite.

Seriously. Cats absolutely love the stuff. We used it for every cat we ever had when it came time to to get them to eat pills.

Also earwax. They'd dig through the trash for used Q-tips.
I'm guessing Vegemite must taste like earwax.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

whiteyfats posted:

I'm assuming these people don't actually have a sister in real life. I do, and eww, wtf.

This is why I never got why people were into twins. Who wants to be with two sisters? And, beyond that, the redundancy?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Random Stranger posted:

I really wish the dog had just stepped over some of those gates.

Me too. From the preview image I assumed he just walked through the fences.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Is the shadow supposed to be the funny part?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Bored posted:

That joke is funnier in England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

TrustmeImLegit posted:

It said it jellied the mouse, which would happen with virtually any substance with sugar in it. Dissolving is a whole other thing.

I've seen youtube videos of people trying to dissolve steak in coke. Nothing happens even after days.

The rumor came from there being acids in coke that can dissolve things. Which is true, there are acids in cola products that, in sufficient concentrations, dissolve things like steak. But that's true of a poo poo ton of common acids and there is orders of magnitude less concentrated than necessary in common coke.

I bet if'n you fry up that steak it'd be delicious.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Brb. Going to make some Faygo Fajitas.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Prof. Moriarty posted:

Found this record at the thrift store yesterday.

"The Jubileers" is a pretty cool name though. That's like 80% of having a successful band.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Can't it be both?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

vyelkin posted:

My fetish is to get a yeast infection from lubricating with CINNABON FROSTING RTU 60 FOR TACO BELL

It takes all kinds.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Just in case anyone was wondering what a cock hole cover looks like:



Ouch

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

:drat:

I am sitting at dialysis and literally dropped my phone trying not to laugh at embarrassing levels at this.

Brag

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I think he was talking to Cumslut1894.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

a sexual elk posted:

Why Flounder?

Why not?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

System Metternich posted:

Apropos of nothing, but my brother's gf just told me that apparently the new and hip form of piracy is to just upload the drat thing into closed Facebook groups

I heard it was Pornhub.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

he's pretty hosed up

I read that too, somewhere.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Blurred posted:

Cheap stunts like this make it difficult to take the city of Yonkers seriously as a global power, imho.

Ha. I never clicked on the thumbnail. I know where that rink is. I've never seen that creature though. As someone currently sitting in Yonkers, no it'll never be a global power.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rings_of_Uranus

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I really feel like this should be R2D2.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Aramoro posted:

Indeed how did they leave out a slightly obscure Scottish synthpop band.

Head over to the Trump thread my friend.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

my fifth child will be named "garbage", because that's the only thing I have ever produced.

Butch Vig?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

They're stopping there, right?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

There's something so satisfying when it peels the whole roof off.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Krankenstyle posted:

Mods?? Thats pedobestiality!!!

Kittyporn

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I keep hearing a car commercial (I think) that I'm convinced ripped off Brendan Fraser. I have no proof and can't remember the advert but overtime I hear it I think of the song. I'm sure the Sax part is similar.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
That looks like the D train. I don't blame them.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

Andre the Giant was never not a boss.



RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Banjos suck. The only exceptions are Steve Martin and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Goddammit.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Someone probably just bought that old couch on Craigslist.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Tony Snark posted:

You want to lick beach sand off of your rear end in a top hat?

Would if I could.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

This isn't what you're looking for, but your post reminded me of it





People need to read the "Ghost" thread. And by read I mean avoid.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144

quote:

Former SEAL Mike Harmon, team name "Ghost," discharged with partial disabilities, was having trouble fitting in on a very liberal college campus. But when he observed the kidnapping of a coed, it was time for others to be troubled.

Because underneath his usually placid exterior, Mike Harmon was a bundle of barely controlled fury. Highly motivated, highly trained fury. And when terrorists gave him the opportunity, he became. . . himself.

A series of at the time rational decisions led him, via a raft of tortured terrorist bodies, to a facility in Syria, a "logistics warehouse" called Aleppo Four. And in the dank basement of that "warehouse" the true, horrible nature of the kidnappers' plans were revealed: if the Great Satan would not withdraw over the deaths of aid workers and soldiers, then let them see what could happen to their lovely daughters. The only fly in the ointment being one banged up former SEAL.

Now Ghost is as free to do his will as the wolf running beneath the moon. Freed of military regulations, freed of military justice. And morals and ethics were never his strong suit.

Sometimes it takes a very bad man to do a good job. In that case, they've got the right SEAL for the job.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

bike tory posted:

Isn't this basically the plot of Rambo 2 and 3, just replace Syria with either Vietnam or Afghanistan?

I don't know if either had so much rape. Also, there are sequels:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3751991

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

jesus WEP posted:

i can confirm that german supermarket chain aldi does in fact exist outside the states

They're in the US as well.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

How does only one guy pet that cat?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I love NY.
I'm the Museum of Sex ad.

Edit: Better this guy than the loving guys who want to take up the whole car to dance and ask me to move when I just want to get home in peace.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

That brings back some memories. Copa Chubby has been around for years.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

The_White_Crane posted:

If it is, he'll get one!
Hamill had a clause in his contract for the original movies which entitles him to one of every piece of Star Wars licensed merchandise in perpetuity. I believe he has a warehouse somewhere.

I smell a heist movie...
.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Star Wars Merch

For real though this would be a pretty cool Disney Star Wars movie.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply