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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Spikey posted:

Probably made from the penises of endangered animals.

It gets you hard, right? It'll sell like gangbusters in China whose lust for dong potions make me believe that entire country has ED

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh good lord that's precious :haw:

I'm sorry I ranted at you you yellow rat bastard that's loving golden.

The best part of that clip were the clearly adult voices gasping in surprise that the electric rat thing was talking

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Thith would be funnier if I knew who it wath.

You need to learn to have a gorilla mindthet, sthon.

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/938824435745918979/photo/1

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Sweetest Day is dumb. It's serious business in Cleveland, though, and I think it has spread.


Brian is Blessed. He packs an incredible amount of charisma into his robust frame, and has one of the greatest dramatic voices I've ever heard. He's a little bit of a wimp, though. I mean, he has failed to reach the summit of Everest on three separate occasions. In his late fifties and early sixties. Without supplemental oxygen.

His best story

https://youtu.be/lBhPDxszukU

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Probably because you’re not a weeb

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

No idea what the two cans mean

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Doctor Malaver posted:

I searched for "stitches" on YT and found a lovely song from some kid that has almost a billion loving views. Compared to that, whatever these degenerates are producing is pure art.

Behold Chuggo

https://youtu.be/8PMGjn_d130

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Meowtal Gear

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Crudbump too

https://youtu.be/g5GnMR2EB54

Bite That Butt

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

spog posted:

It's really unfair as he seemed like a really cool dude.

He is and he’s def not a Trump voter

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

At least do it in the forearms and go full Popeye.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Zzulu posted:

but I feel like the move of "wiping out the world except for a boat" was kind of a big dick move from the christian god as well

It would probably be more accurate to call it the Canaanite God or a Mesopotamian god as the story predates Christianity by a loooong time

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Anime is dummmmbbb

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

What happens next?!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
You know what we don’t regulate at all? Bootstraps.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

I bet making all but the most shallow turns with that steering "wheel" is horrible and embarrassing to watch.

I read the book a few years ago and thought it was fun. However I did find it funny that, had the bad guys won, a large segment of the people using the OASIS would no longer be able to afford it. The upshot of that was that they would have to unplug from their pointless fantasy world and reconnect with the real world they'd been ignoring and neglecting for years. RP1 is basically the matrix except the machines are the good guys.

That being said, I'll probably take my 12 year old to see it. He really liked the book.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Gorilla Salad posted:

Isn't referring to a member of the House of Lords, an hereditary establishment, as "incumbent" a little redundant? If you're a member, you're there for life (unless you get caught loving a kid on live TV).

It's like saying the queen is incumbent to the throne.

They changed it. Membership hasn't been hereditary since 1999.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords_Act_1999

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
no they make you a host on a BBC show

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Randaconda posted:

Food with flavor is for those fancy Latin speaking peoples to the south. Germanic peoples need bland, fatty food. :science:

How else would they survive the winter?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
9 posts p GGB

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
They murder protestors and shout “Bro chill it’s just a prank, bro! Bro, it’s a prank!”

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Ooper Cuts? Idgi what’s an ooper cut?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Twilight: 2000?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

punchymcpunch posted:

new bovril ad campaign: jimmy saville says "cured me pedophilia innit"

Brits spell it “Paedophilia”

https://twitter.com/crismoviecorner/status/989792444664381441

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Who tucks their pant legs into their socks?!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

NO!
In the Name of
Humanity, We
REFUSE to Accept
a Fascist America
RefuseFascism.org

“A non-fascist America? Not on my watch!”

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Nice

Wait no not nice!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

“Bill! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a furred train wreck! Look at you! You're part of a twelve-headed jackass! This fursuit is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!”

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Guys I watched Crocodile Dundee last night (not lying) and now I’m at least 90% Australian so yeah gently caress those south Australia people

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
No and you can’t make us

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
“Scottish Twitter” is like they heard of Black Twitter and were like “hey we talk funny too let’s get in on this”

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Astrology I assume

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just another shady real estate agent failing to mention that the home positioned in the shadow of a spewing fire mountain is, in fact, in the shadow of a spewing fire

https://youtu.be/SjTd04W3v2o

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I assume she did porn

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

donquixotic posted:

Whose campaign slogan was two trucks having sex? It was Carter wasn't it. Fucks sake, you elected history's greatest monster

Where I come from we call that a “Cluster Truck”

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Moon Slayer posted:

In the Mouse of Madness.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I need context

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