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Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

I got clipped last week and they did it with local anesthesia, it was weird. Like your junk is totally numb but the pain still refers upward into your stomach like you just got sack tapped. My urologist had a tech assisting, and (as is seemingly always the case with urology folks) they were both chill af and we had a lovely conversation the whole time.

Anyway my left nut is still really sore, I need to figure out if I have epididymitis or a granuloma or something. Otherwise 10/10, would recommend.

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Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Inceltown posted:

I skipped a couple of posts but pretty sure this wasn't asked.

Would you prefer to have coffee with Joe Rogan or a bagel with Jordan Peterson?

Rogan for sure. While we don't see eye to eye on many moral or political issues, we have a lot in common when it comes to recreational drug preferences.

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Jan 14, 2005

Professor Moriarty posted:

Or literally, most likely :razz:

Good call, I will use my 7-inch height advantage to leverage even more DMT and cannabis edibles from him.

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Jan 14, 2005

Biplane posted:

You will

You're Scandinavian or something, right? My country is going to poo poo, can I come live in yours?

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Jan 14, 2005

Cocaine Bear posted:

When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds.

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Jan 14, 2005

SpacePig posted:

Did you miss a part where he demonstrated it for everyone else who got it?

There's no way this doesn't end with a custom avatar for them.

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Jan 14, 2005


This is loving my poo poo all the way up rn

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Jan 14, 2005

credburn posted:

Mary Chic(?) David Jackie Scotty Amy Susan Bob Peter Donna Stephen Meg Bill Liao Arvoh Carhemihe Aerer Frbckaelstyhamz

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

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Jan 14, 2005

Kheldarn posted:

Sick filth

gently caress you, this is violence

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

... Patton Oswalt?

... Tim Robbins?

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Jan 14, 2005

Scratch Monkey posted:

Man I haven’t eaten at Denny’s in years…

I was stuck waiting for an appointment on a medical campus recently and the only restaurant for miles was a Denny's. The omelet was okay, the bacon was gross and slimy, and the "fresh fruit" was 100% canned or at least packed in some kind of syrup. That being said I was out the door in like 20 minutes and my bill was probably $12 including tip and my server was nice as gently caress, so imo Denny's is still going strong with their business model. Hope that helps.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Isn't there a dedicated thread for Tolkien fart-huffing somewhere?

Gun dino was pretty great though, ngl.

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Jan 14, 2005

Evilreaver posted:

Wow it's called a haiku you racist

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Jan 14, 2005

Brb, adding "punch Piers Morgan" to my bucket list.

Might be nice to punch Clarkson too, gonna let that one marinate.

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Jan 14, 2005

gbut posted:

Tell me more about this “American hellthcare”

It's an oxymoron, like "deafening silence" or "military intelligence".

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Jan 14, 2005

Biplane posted:

On that diabetes test strip grind 👌👌👌🤙🤙🤙#hustle #sigmagrindset

What up Chads! Today I'm gonna tell you how I made a fortune with nothing more than the six pallets of diabetic testing strips and $550,000 that I inherited from my grandmother who I low-key poisoned with heavy metals but first remember to smash that like button, leave a comment, subscribe, and sexually harass that bell icon so you don't miss any of my sick new SigmaGrindset content! And now a message from today's sponsor: Raycon Audio!

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Jan 14, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

accents are cool and there should be more of them

Where I lived in Japan we had a big Brazilian and Indian population and both accents sound great in Japanese, especially the latter. Combo accents are where it’s at for sure.

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Jan 14, 2005

AlmightyBob posted:

the worst accent is Maryland

Baldimoore,hon!

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Jan 14, 2005

Scratch Monkey posted:

People from Baltimore sound like they’re trying and failing to do a Philadelphia accent

Moved to Baltimore from Philly, can confirm.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

What?

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Jan 14, 2005

CzarChasm posted:

a framed copy of their own mugshot photo

Even worse, it's a photo printed on canvas :barf:

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


I always assume that anything this painfully unfunny is some kind of fetish poo poo.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Mister Speaker posted:

I was trying to put my finger on why the video gave me the creeps just a bit, and this is it.

Yeah, like I'm not trying to kink shame anyone or whatever but this video was clearly designed to elicit something other than laughs.

Especially since this person is apparently quite famous for their thirst trap content and onlyfans.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

freeedr posted:

I saw you doing this at a Burger King

Same, except Arby's.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

TheAlmightyFrog posted:

I would listen to an entire album of nothing but Flea basslines.

I have said many times on these very forums that RHCP is a top-tier instrumental trio ruined by one of the worst vocalists ever.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Mushika posted:

Actually our drummers were regularly Steely Dan fans for some reason.

It's because Steely Dan loving slaps, hope that clears things up for you.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


Give it time, they'll get you too.

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Jan 14, 2005

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

I really dig all of Gaucho. :shrug:

Royal Scam for me. I don't think it's a generational thing so much as a musician thing. People who play instruments just loving love Steely Dan.

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Jan 14, 2005

freeedr posted:

I’m gen-x and I play banjo. Can someone please tell me what music I like

please

Prolly like Mumford and Sons or some poo poo, I dunno.

Dameius posted:

It's a generational musician thing cause I also play an instrument and stand by my earlier statement.

I think the more instruments you play the more likely you are to be a Steely Dan enjoyer. Show me someone who plays six instruments and I'll show you a Steely Stan.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Antigravitas posted:

Some of the best metal is being made today, and that makes me happy. Just wanted to mention that.

Come hang out with us in the NMD metal thread, it's pretty great.

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Jan 14, 2005

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

What's the story?

Before they were a bunch of badass redneck good ol' boys Pantera were glam as gently caress.

They've always fuckin sucked though, and that's without even getting into any of the racist dipshittery.

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Jan 14, 2005

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Jan 14, 2005


Their eyes were busy watching God...

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Jan 14, 2005

Large Testicles posted:

it's what a fool believes

Michael McDonald ruined the Doobs, gently caress you.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Tree Bucket posted:

The Kidney Transplant Chat in another pyf thread isn't helping

More like Kidney Charlemagne lol

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


Bet it plays "Careless Whisper" if you pee in it.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Nose clams, fresh from the sea!

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


Wall squats are woke now, huh?

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

A Haunted Pug posted:

i'm going to say i love the basketball vid and i'm glad someone posted it :shobon:

No shame, reverse basketball is hilarious.

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Jan 14, 2005

dialhforhero posted:

Tag yourself I’m buttock :butt:

"Woof hoofhoof" is really speaking to me.

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