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Byzantine
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:

Are we still doing German memes? There is a meme format I enjoy, but since not everyone speaks German I translated it so that we can all enjoy


boooo

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

I've said before, sufficiently advanced Catholicism is indistinguishable from being goth, and vice versa.

It's true.

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Me, age 12

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This seems..familiar.

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Pope Hilarius II posted:

The Habsburgs were Austrian

Barbarians all the same.

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bike tory posted:

Galaxy brain:



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MariusLecter posted:

Shot.

Chaser.


E; that was needlessly antagonistic, i just get salty when it's presented as an either-or. The space program isn't making rent go up or preventing people from getting medicine, capitalism is.

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drat near killed 'er

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it's true

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The meme's crap, but I like the choice of imitating the White House with the gates.

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what the gently caress

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Don't know which murderer you mean but rib kid did kill that one coal executive so maybe that's why

Wait, what?

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hehehee

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dialhforhero posted:

It’s a regional dialect.

uh-huh

what region?

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Volcott posted:

Why did the Greeks not simply climb Olympus, an actual mountain that is right over there and isn't even that big, and punch Zeus in the face for his exhaustive history of sex crimes?

Humanity tried, and Zeus just ripped us all in half.

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Well NOW you tell me, what the gently caress am I gonna do with these blades of chaos then

Take em home, show the family

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wuffles posted:

a warning sign of an addiction to cold cuts

get some cold cuts, get some cold cuts woo!

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Knormal posted:

For a Pope your Latin is very poor.

You expect a pope to get anything right?

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SpacePig posted:

lol at hoping for anything to be improved for the consumer in any industry, much less video games.

lol at hope

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Sam Faust posted:

Clearly, you go with the guy with the gun and the rats. The rat swarm will distract and slow down the other animals while the man takes them out. The best laid plan consists of mice and man.

goddammit

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NonzeroCircle posted:

Been around since about 300AD



Turks wear black?

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OwlFancier posted:

Tired: The Pope is the messenger of God on earth.
Wired: The Pope is some jumped up old fart and the true path to God is found through His word.
Inspired: The Pope is actually the Queen of England and the UK is the true Rome.

MizPiz posted:

Enlighten(r)ed: Christianity is a barbaric pagan religion becausd Rome (Istanbul) is Muslim

:mad:

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Dewgy posted:

buncha friggin nörds itt

Sk˙rim bëlöngs tö thë Nörds!

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Bar Ran Dun posted:

The asteroid impact made the whole atmosphere get pizza oven hot everywhere on the planet anyway.

I like how Michael Bay had the most accurate look for the impact in Armageddon back in 1998 when it was still a fresh new theory just by going full Michael Bay and burning the whole goddamn planet.

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Quarantine's getting to people.

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gently caress Turkey.

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Moon Slayer posted:

And here I thought the only people who still don't know Koalas March is a manipulative grifter narcissist would be some holdouts deep in a forgotten thread of CSPAM like those Japanese soldiers who didn't know World War II was over until the 1960's, instead they're right here in front of us. Shameful.

I didn't even realize Bird left until like a day ago. :smith:

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Pocket doesn't look like a word anymore.

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Absolutely incredible that the west (except for the incredible nation of Scotland) decided that pants, the leg coverings that ride up to the genitals, will go to the dangly garbage folk and dresses, the leg covers that are open and free, will go to the folk with tucked in junk.

Blame the barbarians. Citizens of the Empire could swing free.

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Sockser posted:

She’s literally just called “The Female” in the comics

Huh, must be Italian.

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Now you got me thinking about the trailer and how I got irrationally angry that they changed "jihad" to "crusade".

same thing

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:mmmhmm:

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ChubbyChecker posted:

no, that happened when the saxons moved in

Can confirm.

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Easily the funniest thing is that the real velociraptor is basically a turkey and that 10 year old actually pwned the poo poo out of Alan Grant.

:eng101: They also didn't live in North America. Deinonychus, however, did, and was about the size of Jurassic Park's raptors. Michael Crichton used Velociraptor as the name cause he liked it better, though all the research he did for the book was on Deinonychus.

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owns

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One More Fat Nerd posted:

Also, just gonna throw it out there, even a hint of desperation is extremely unappealing to most women.

That's really the worst and most dangerous part about it, the feedback loop.

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SpacePig posted:

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam reach the gates of heaven. All are allowed in, and each is satisfied.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam reach the bank of the Styx. Charon sighs and points them to the overfilled waiting room where everybody who's died in the last fifty years is stuck since nobody's been getting buried with coins.

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Not sure if I should kill myself before or after the election, tbh.

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