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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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I wasn't sure I had depression, but I got seven bingoes.

~TOO POOR FOR THERAPY ANYWAYS~

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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Pos my neg hole bud.

Neg my pos bud-hole

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Dragonstoned posted:

delightfully depressing, Seymour!

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Who's got a point to get across? Just enjoy the Memes and don't stress so much about what private parts people got in their pants
The point is that nobody stressed or said anything like what you were claiming. Randaconda said "He or she, I don't know this person and I'm not sure of the proper pronouns they prefer" and several people jumped out of the loving bushes to be like "you loving tool, they prefer she, which you should have obviously known because everybody watches all available porn," you claim it was more like

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

lmao that tranny drag queen dude is one silly broad

which is basically the opposite of what happened. Nobody was at any point being disrespectful of also-unknown-to-me-porn-star Natalie Mars.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

You already see skeletons walking around every day, all the time.

I mean they're covered in muscle and skin and stuff but they're there!

Hah, you imply that it's normal for me to see a real-life human on an average day.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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ThaGhettoJew posted:

2001, we must never forget or history will keep rememing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5ib4ouxes

:rip: us

Featuring the art of Christine W. Chandler, you say? I'm in.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Randaconda posted:



Mods, change my name to Santa's Cocknog, tia

Why the gently caress is there a baby emote in the middle of this?

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Screaming Idiot posted:

God, that reminds me, is there a Discord client without the shop and other bloat? I used to love Discord because it was a lightweight way to shitpost with friends assholes I can barely tolerate, but now it has to load ALL THE THINGS. Discord wants me to know that Quirky Indie Game is available now! And WoW is having a new patch! And by the way, won't you share more data to access even more wonderful invasive features?

gently caress Discord, gently caress ads, gently caress game stores, I just wanna chat goddammit.

Dude, calm your poo poo. This is my home tab, literally none of the poo poo you mentioned is on it.



Oh, wait, I'm wrong, there is that unassuming Store tab there in the upper-left.





Done. drat, guy, chill yourself out a little about this insane bloat ruining your chatting experience.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Randaconda posted:

the fact he's basically outed himself as a pedo is amazing.

Data Graham posted:

"How could anyone NOT be a pedo? :psyboom:"

jesus loving christ you guys

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Yes, "God's Chosen People" that ruled the world from behind the scenes are probably not 100% Judaic, it's a fictional universe, but you have to admit it's awfully, uh, suggestive.

And combined with the facts that the Germanic heroes with names like Hans Jaeger have to watch carefully for the invading Titans infiltrating their city and organizations, because the Titans can look exactly like humans but are secretly inhuman monsters, it's downright worrisome.

And when you hear that God's Chosen People rounded up the Germanic heroes' ancestors and put them into a walled city which eventually became the last bastion of true humanity, it's, uh, gross.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Elfface posted:

Playing Dragon Quest Builders 2, something looked odd to me...





I know, goons see it everywhere... but why specifically the back passage?

Ambience: Flamboyant

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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I can confirm, as a rowdy Southerner, that 'bless your/his/her heart' is often used non-ironically.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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The concept of ownership is the way to keep assholes from walking up and taking the food and property you need to survive, even though they don't need it. The fact that it gets extended to things you don't strictly need is a reasonable followup proposition; if I make a lovely painting to honor my wife of ten years, it sucks to have someone else roll up and take it, because it goes against the intended purpose of the item, and also I don't get the pleasure of looking at the painting anymore.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I don't think any of those things are real. It's just a jab at Blizzard for releasing sequels that nobody asked for. They just launched Diablo 4 as a mobile game to appease the president of China or something

No, all of those things are real. Fortnite 2 and Overwatch 2 are basically expanded versions of the originals, though.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Rigged Death Trap posted:

Yeah at the very least its not going to another rich person for money laundering and purposes.

Who do you think he owes the debts to?

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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RareAcumen posted:

Still a JRPG through and through though, as seen by the max of three female part members despite there being fourteen all together

What do you mean, there's Terra, Celes, Relm, and Umaro.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Ariong posted:

I looked it up.


Still don't get the meme though. Must be one of those abstract ones.

Wait'll I tell you about Weakly Interacting Massive Particles.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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PYF Macros and Memes: goons can have little a dream, as a treat

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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MageMage posted:

That's nice of you to put the burden on her. Weather she does or she doesn't she's going to have to contest to every mod whom loves the Karen meme and actively probates those who don't so, no, I'm sure she doesn't have an issue.

And maybe not in your eyes but I see this as a way of shutting down any woman who has an issue with anything. Is literally a bird going to be the Karen and complain about it? No way. Look at what happens when a woman complains about the Karen meme. The internet doubles down even harder to harass the woman.

The meme doesn't effect you so of course you have no problem with it.

Well, go ahead. Show me a time in this thread when somebody was like "Complaining about sexism? What a Karen thing to do," or posted a meme about Karens that was about 'any woman complaining about anything.'

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Sleekly posted:

goddam it I got magemage

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Explain, if you would, their twitter is down.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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They very well might be, but there wasn't the targetted harassment/doxxing campaigns that were claimed.


edit: At least according to birdmod, who I believe entirely based on my personal character judgement

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Also Carolina BBQ is just vinegar and sadness.

I grew up in (and still remain in) the southeastern US, and I only found out like two years ago that most barbecue sauce is not vinegary. I felt cheated, offended. The only place I had ever found non-vinegar-based BBQ sauce was in a select few restaurants, on hamburgers.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Elviscat posted:

I lived in SC, GA, and FL, and every single bbq joint had multiple sauces, usually a classic Kansas (sweet sticky brown-sugar based) NC (vinegary) and a their own blend.

Have you never left NC? Home of vinegar based bbq sauce?

I'd been to several cheapo BBQ chains, like Sonny's, which had only one kind of sauce, always vinegar-based. (Might not be true of Sonny's in specific anymore, I don't know) But why would I willingly go to any "BBQ joint" as an adult, when every single barbecue sauce I'd ever had as a child (and there was a LOT of barbecue) was vinegar-based, if I don't care for vinegar? I had no way of knowing!

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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mind the walrus posted:

Autistic here-- even when the actual autistic post these, they're a net-negative. We suck at processing, we're not socially incapable.

Speak for yourself, pal.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Master Twig posted:

So what do you call someone who has a healthy social circle that includes plenty of women, has healthy attitudes towards women and has no trouble socializing with, working with, and working for women, takes care of them-self and eats well and gets exercise, and makes good efforts to try to go on dates and meet women, yet can't seem to get beyond more than a couple dates and gets rejected over and over despite putting in their best effort. Like, involuntarily celibate, but without all the negative and toxic bullshit that incels believe.

The wrong sexual orientation, heyoooo


But nah, really, that poo poo happens sometimes! Statistical outliers aren't anything to worry about, just keep on truckin' and don't get sour.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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https://twitter.com/dunwail/status/1300243977900355586

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Beeswax posted:

Oh man thank god I thought I had lost my bottle of... boar sweat?

You can see there's two letters before the OAR, and an I in the light reflecting off of the bottle, so yes, it's an offbrand version of Pocari Sweat.

Unfortunately, the --OARI means that this is Pooari Sweat, so I wouldn't recommend you drink it.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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freeedr posted:

It may be 1/500th of a percent chance increase in getting cancer for small things, but millions of x-rays are done daily in the world.

It's even smaller than that, actually!

freeedr posted:

You can explain that the diagnostic benefit that allows people to have good healthcare far outweighs the minuscule chance of that particular exam causing a problem and people will get that.

People will not get that. Do you know how many time I've had this conversation:

"Why would you use a microwave? It uses radiation, famously harmful, to cook food? Which you then put in your body? It's insane!"

"That's... not how that works. It's using microwave radiation, which-"

"So it DOES use radiation, right?"

"As in, energy that radiates? Yeah, but by that definition-"

"gotcha fam, I'm right and you're a crazy idiot"

(it's, like, four times, but add in similar conversations and things get grim fast)

freeedr posted:

It isn’t good or ethical language for patient education if it isn’t precise about risk. Tell them it’s a super tiny risk, not risk-free.

I mean, "good" language for the layperson patient IS saying "yeah, it's no big deal, don't worry about it" because regular people do not understand scientific language or scales. If you say "Yeah, the body is good at healing small hits of radiation, so the chance anything goes wrong is absolutely miniscule, not even worth worrying about" they're going to think of the times in their life when people have said "Sooooo, there's a TINY chance this won't work" or "I MIGHT POSSIBLY have crashed your car into a ravine I'm so sorry Dad" and think you mean like a twenty percent chance. And if you insist that, no, you actually mean significantly less than one in a million, they're not going to hear that you're being honest and literal about the odds, and freak out. But you can honestly tell them, being totally truthful, that it's no big deal and nothing to worry about.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Sagebrush posted:

i do not know anything about kingdom hearts, jojo, or homestuck and i'm perfectly fine with that

Well, let me summarize

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Nebrilos posted:

I can't stand those Girls vs Boys memes. Every single one is about how silly and trivial those girls are, not like us epic chad boys, amiright? And the fact that people are using the "correct boy" picture that fascists came up with only makes me hate them more. Am I the only one who feels this way?

Maybe not, but you're exceptionally wrong about the thrust and intent of the memes, so you shouldn't be pleased about it.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Gnossiennes posted:

i don't know if it's like a genetic thing like cilantro tasting like soap or what, but i have no idea what people mean when they say cum has a smell or that bradford pear trees smell like cum. it doesn't really have a distinct smell to me at all???

Well, I can tell you that it's a surprisingly strong and characteristic smell. Like, if somebody cums into a tissue and then throws it in the toilet, the smell will linger in the air for quite a while.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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RFC2324 posted:

Saying its asymmetric doesn't mean that women have some kind of advantage, but you are an idiot if you think dating as a woman is like dating as a man.

One of these is worried they might not get laid, while the other is worried that they won't have a say in whether they get laid, for one thing

Look, I really want to have this conversation, which is a very good indicator that it probably should not happen here, in this place.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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oh i get it now

show me, shoyu

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Lol @ confessing you've never eaten seasoned food because you've never taken a spicy poop

"Absurdly spicy" like what, a drop of Louisiana, you milk-fed baby

Hey, let's be fair, they might also have a really numb butthole

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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OwlFancier posted:

I dunno, seems a bit too masturbatory to be fun.

look at this loser who thinks masturbating isn't fun

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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BaronVanAwesome posted:

It's a trap post

(You should NEVER use those buff or debuff skills - every round they're used are rounds you're not dealing damage to the enemy)

Actually they're very competitively viable

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Absolutely baffled by the Lion King game being legendarily hard

I played plenty of games, and the Lion King was absolutely one of the easier platformers, relatively breezy. Maybe I was just good at the monkeys part?

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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

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Memento posted:

I remember in the late 80s there was an NES set up in my local blockbuster with SMB on it. I finished it while my parents were choosing a movie, while some younger kid (maybe 6 or 7) goggled at me like "what magic are you doing? How did you walk out of the level?!?!"

There was a game called Faxanadu that I loving loved from that generation. Made sure I got every power up, and got ready for the real jump in difficulty after you got the Pendant.

Turns out, someone hosed up the code for that item. When you got it, instead of getting +25% damage, you actually got -25% damage. And you couldn't choose to equip it; once you picked it up, you had it until the end of the game.

Ackshually, it was coded so that you had the pendant from the start of the game, with the +25% damage boost already applied, and when you picked up the Pendant, you lost the effect. Unlike, of course, every other item, where getting the item gave you the associated effect.

(:goonsay:)

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