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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Scholtz posted:

Reaction images are bad, you shouldn't need anything more than "wow" or "yikes"

What about "oof"

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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

More dark souls meme pls

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Montalvo posted:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/northern-lights-new-york-chicago-possibly-this-weekend-solar-flaregeomagnetic-storm/

It may actually be possible to see the aurora borealis

at this time of year

at this time of day

in this part of the country

localized entirely in your kitchen

gently caress ME

I spend 2 weeks in Finland, a country known for the ability to see the northern lights, and it's loving overcast the entire time and some fucko in NEW YORK can see the loving things the day I fly to Singapore

gently caress off




No I'm not mad

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Jerry Cotton posted:

The only time I've seen "the fox's fires" was when I was taking a leak by a rose bush in the garden and glanced up to see if I could see any stars and went like "whoa Hesburger has really upped their laser light displays when they open a new location" but then I realized it covered the whole sky. It was really neat.

Lol at hesburger. The guy from our American office who was there with me for training got sick off hesburger. I looked at the menu and it looks like they just tried to rip off a bunch of other chains best sellers ie big mac, whopper etc


Also idk how they'll go in NY seeing the northern lights considering the light pollution but good luck I guess

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


I get this

Data Graham posted:

The best Rammstein moment was the Engel/Evangelion mashup

You can't say this and not link it

Mugsbaloney posted:

I saw the best shirt in the world at a Rammstein gig it was a hentai nurse with the word Rammstein on it and I have always regretted not buying it and wearing it to school the next day.

I think the seinfeld death grips one is better tbh

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Noniin

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Lol

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I know about 5 Finnish words/phrases because I work for a Finnish pump and valve company's Australian office
Noniin
Mitta vittua
Perkele
Hyvää huomenta
Moi/moikka

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Lol nah just day to day dealings with our dispatch team

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Defenistrator posted:

Do this with:
Nuclear
Nucular

Ftfy

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


I have many questions but the first and foremost is whether this author has any understanding of male biology?

I mean... the frenulum isn't the same as a hymen and it's not visible if there's foreskin that isn't retracted and also if you tear the frenulum there's gonna be a lot of blood

Anyway that's my penis knowledge as a penis haver of 30 years thanks for listening and god bless

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

freeedr posted:

Dude admitted to not knowing basic things about vaginas and made sure to include the detail that he is thirty years old. No plausible deniability that maybe he is 13 and sheltered.

Lol u got me

Fr tho IANAD

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

tangy yet delightful posted:

You know who else has been a penis haver for 30 years?



your mother
:smuggo:

Don't kink shame

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Sep 10, 2013



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Sep 10, 2013


McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

My party just got TPKed last session so these have me sad-lolling

We had a session of one of the 40k d10 based games and the second photo is fairly well what happened to one of our dudes first game

Then we killed the big boss and I got his enchanted weapon with some tech fuckery :D

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013



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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Hugoon Chavez posted:

As a Latino, trust me, it's spot on.

Edit: Spanish varies a lot from country to country but Chile in specific has a very thick slang and cadence that is confusing as gently caress. If you know Spanish you can understand them, of course, but a lot is lost depending on how casually the Chilean speaker is expressing themselves.

A comparison would maybe be New Zealand English? Or south African, perhaps. Just a combination of a unique accent and slang that's so widespread it becomes its own language.

South African english is probably the hardest for non English speakers, closely followed by Australian and New Zealand English.

The afrikaaners have some completely nonsense words for stuff (a ute/pickup truck is a bakkie), and tend to intersperse afrikaans words into the mix to really gently caress things up. I'm Aussie and apparently have a thicker accent and still can't understand my South African coworkers lol

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Bad Wolf posted:

They're not nonsense words, just derived from Dutch. Afrikaans is pretty easy to understand if you speak Dutch. It's basically Dutch as spoken by a two-year-old.

Isn't afrikaans the bastard child of English, Dutch and bastardised German?

Dutch as spoken by a 2yo is probably not far off but then throw in an accent that borrows from several other languages

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

On dnd chat, I had a group of 7 I was in who played together for like 3 and a half years and every week I made dinner (Sunday night was the only one that worked for every one) and charged 10bux a head. Usually I would make it so that the food costs actually ran close to that, and would often do something on my smoker or bbq for the ease of prep. I did make some p ridiculous feasts though, like korean fried chicken and korean style nacho dirty fries

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Screaming Idiot posted:

That sounds like an amazing time and makes me wish my own group hadn't imploded due to the DM being kind of unpleasant. :smith:

We swapped DM every time we swapped campaign, so we played a few 40k ones and then 3.5e, 5e and pathfinder.

It was good, I worked with a few of them and the rest were their friends

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

A cheeky chips and curry is loving proper

Bar the chips and gravy they're all AFP. The cheesy chips would be 10x better drenched in hot gravy over the chips, the curry chips needs like a real curry on it, and the peas one can die in a fire

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Memento posted:

Throw them all into the sun, replace with halal snack packs

plankton_yelling_daddy_yes.wmv

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


:perfect:

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

barbecue at the folks posted:

Tää on mäkkärin drive-in, ole hyvä ja tilaa tai mä soitan stevarit

Mitta vittua përkelë

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Yessss

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Guys this is the meme thread not the discuss politics thread, pls post more memes

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

om nom nom posted:

Friend sent me this, screenshot of a text convo with his mom about the pumpkin he carved with his 4 year old son.



It's on the wrong finger, but there's even a ring.

:master:

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Yeah jojo owns bones and I don't watch lots of anime (I think I've finished evangelion, hellsing, berserk and attack on titan), it's solid as imvho

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Dissapointed Owl posted:

that is lots of anime, weeb

It's literally like 4 shows wth

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Regy Rusty posted:

I'm sad I get 3 out of 4 of these

Interpret that either way you will but also what is the second one from please

King of the Hill

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

the internet has peaked

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

razorrozar posted:

this is literally one of the most basic misunderstandings/strawmen of socialism/communism that shows someone can't be bothered to do any actual research on the stuff because they're afraid their worldview might be challenged

"abolish private property" = "no one should make money off of things that are basic necessities"

"abolish private property" ≠ "anyone is now allowed to take anything they want even if it 'belongs' to someone else"

Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-through

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

One of my old housemates did this with a carbon steel frying pan, but didn't get the idea it can't be left wet and then handwashed it and let it dry so I had to fix it twice. Thankfully it wasn't tooooo bad but it wasn't great having to clean it back to bare metal lol

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

canyoneer posted:

cat a salami memes are my favorite memes of 2019 i think

Did we all forget about 30-50 wild hogs

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Aggro posted:

It was feral hogs so obviously you’ve forgotten

Feral/wild is basically potato/potato tbh

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Someone make this but with the Indian friendship ended meme please TIA

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Imagine spending 5 grand on a trash drawing from the internet

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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Lol that rant doesn't justify it personally but to each his own I guess. I'd rather spend 5k on something more useful like a month in Japan

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