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The exact opposite of this, does anyone have that picture (maybe it was a comic?) where a dude is calling out another guy at a urinal for not going pee? I don’t remember specific lines so I can’t search for it, but the guy is like “how come I don’t hear any pee? HEY THIS GUYS NOT PEEING HES JUSY HOLDING HIS DICK”
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Lol thanks. Might be my favorite comic ever.
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Jesus, goons are the worst. If my wife jokingly hit me in the head with a god drat diaper bag, I would laugh it off. Because it’s a diaper bag that caused me no lasting harm. They aren’t hitting them with baseball bats.
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May 19, 2020 18:45
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PainterofCrap posted:Are they North African eagles? You can’t just ask that
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May 21, 2020 05:14
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Blendy posted:That woman was blasted by a fire extinguisher after she tried to stab a looter at target. Specifically, trying to stab a black woman after not attacking a white looter. Also, she’s 30, trying to look elderly, and isn’t at all confined to a wheelchair.
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May 29, 2020 02:16
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bike tory posted:https://twitter.com/RealTrillBill/status/1277438229034172416?s=19 AR-15, now with tactical boob rest.
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Jun 30, 2020 05:13
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:Tony Hawk’s Pony Skater Seriously how do you gently caress that up Pony Hawk’s Pro Skater
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Aug 25, 2020 21:15
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Pro click
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The Bloop posted:Oof gently caress drat oww I was gonna buy one of the new Xbox Series X then I realized I use my current Xbox only to play games that look like 8bit and 16bit games lol
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Sep 21, 2020 04:18
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RandomFerret posted:Well gently caress man just sand that baseboard down, it's two inches thick in just that one section for no reason, you have the tools to fix the problem Can’t suck my own dick cuz my baseboards are dummy thicc
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Dec 23, 2020 03:14
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....I’m ready to move forward
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:As a long time volunteer firefighter, it is with a heavy heart I must inform you we actually do give out tickets. As a long time PROFESSIONAL union firefighter, we DONT give out tickets and are just what is listed in the meme. If someone has an illegal burn we just say hey we know this rule is dumb but put it out please, then go back to helping people.
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Mar 11, 2021 03:19
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marshmallow creep posted:It takes you by surprise. Back in October I had a slice of pizza with a really tough crust, and I had to spit out a piece of the molar I broke on it. I broke a bicuspid about two weeks ago, went a few days later and got a root canal. The dentist was like “oh try not to eat on that side for a few days”. Two days after that, I broke the same exact bicuspid on the other side of my mouth. Being 36 is loving awesome.
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Amoeba102 posted:If you're not getting affection from your house cat, the problem is probably you. Agreed. My two cats greet me at the door every time I come home, and follow me around the house all day.
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Heath posted:I'm glad people are starting to acknowledge the "ope" Ope! Just gonna scootch past ya real quick.
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Apr 23, 2021 02:40
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Monsanto likes to go to small time farms in the middle of the night and attempt to find one of their own plants growing there (because wind blows around seeds) so that they can accuse the small time farm of stealing their crops and sue them into oblivion and put them out of business.
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Apr 30, 2021 04:10
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OwlFancier posted:Man I wish I had an rear end that good. I also wish you had an rear end that good
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Oct 11, 2021 15:49
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Wish it didn’t.
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Oct 28, 2021 14:18
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Sorry you hate Hocus Pocus (that song is from the movie). I’ve had to watch it 100 times over the last month because my kids love it. So yeah I’m pretty sick of it at this point.
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Oct 28, 2021 16:29
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Sally posted:get your kids hooked on Ernest Scared Stupid instead Miak?
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Oct 28, 2021 19:44
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Memento posted:This is your final warning from The Council of Dads Get with times old man, griddling is the new grilling. Don’t need no tongs.
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Nov 14, 2021 03:53
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Know how after a zip code, there’s a 4 digit house code as well? Like 11001-xxxx? My house code is 1488. Stupid racist house.
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Nov 30, 2021 19:04
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RFC2324 posted:Thats actually a block code. Hmmm. This makes more sense. I’m surrounded by boomers and it’s probably safe to assume they are all racist as poo poo. When we moved in, our boomer female neighbor proudly proclaimed how happy they were to see we weren’t “one of those people” with a wink. I said “what the gently caress is that supposed to mean?” And we haven’t spoken since.
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Nov 30, 2021 19:23
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The only thing that can kill a meme faster than a fast food company using it, is Hillary Clinton using it.
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Dec 4, 2021 19:30
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Nobody: Guy that isn’t very fun at parties: Mauser posted:I've been mumbling this to myself for a while and usually just crop out lovely captions when I share things with friends. The nobody always gets the chop
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Jan 6, 2022 21:27
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OwlFancier posted:Flour is heavier until you sift it. If you sift it too much it will become negative weight and then you're scuppered, got to go to the store and get more. Also it is dangerous to have high velocity flour particles hitting satellites. Welp this explains why my pancakes this morning floated up to the ceiling. Thanks.
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bike tory posted:I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Anyway here: His hand needs to be the chronicles of riddick. Chris rock needs to be the vcr.
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Mar 29, 2022 02:00
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The Anime Liker posted:It's just the dreariest poo poo. Like if it's your ~dream~ house you really need to dream a bit bigger. I feel like I’m the USA at least the dream is to own literally any house and this point.
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Apr 21, 2022 23:24
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mind the walrus posted:lmao get a load of the 03 who hasn't checked "Edit Options" since W. Bush was in office Look at this 06 still using a loving computer lol get a cell phone grandpa
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Tenkaris posted:They're no Electric Callboy The only joy left in the world are their 4 most recent music videos.
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May 5, 2022 15:18
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Tenkaris posted:Oooh I get this one. Electric Callboy is a German band that they didn't choose to send to the competition, and that was a mistake: https://youtu.be/OnzkhQsmSag
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I’m still good with it
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Jul 4, 2022 20:53
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Metallica sucks. There I said it. It’s lovely music for 60 year old dudes who refuse to listen to anything made after 1990.
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Jul 11, 2022 05:25
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Poop is stored in the rear end
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Jul 12, 2022 03:10
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If you’re black in America this is generally how it works yeah
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Barnum Brown Shoes posted:Once, then I worked with people with developmental disabilities (I work from home), the residents had beets for dinner, so the midnighter thought they were all dying because of their red pee. Called the director and everything. Did…. Did you just call yourself developmentally disabled
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Dabir posted:Ok, what the hell are we looking at A Tool CD that you had to charge because it had a tiny screen or something.
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Linux Pirate posted:Our school at least told us we had the right not to do the pledge of allegiance. Don't think that poo poo would fly today even though it's still true. I told my daughter (who is in 3rd grade now) she doesn’t have to say it because it’s weird they make kids say it. But if she doesn’t do it, I’m worried she will be “that weird kid who doesn’t say it” to the other kids.
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It’s absolutely “I personally won’t benefit from this, so nobody should”. See also: student debt relief
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Heath posted:I am way bigger than any mint Not as big as your parents disappointment in you
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