PYF Memes: the jift that keeps on jivving

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Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

throw to first drat IT posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5C69HSr.jpg
Probably not all that NWS but maybe a little?

More like Finish Army, amirite?

:gizz:

Edit: poo poo, new page. Content:

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# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 03:03

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:52

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Guy Mann posted:

This guy gets it.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 07:26

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

How often are you people going through car batteries?! Jesus, I don't think I've replaced a car battery in 20 years (total, not the same car).

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 07:44

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Former DILF posted:

e: if youre cool anyway

Gotcha. That was my first mistake.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 07:55

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

When did connections switch from oz/quarters/eighths to grams? That poo poo hosed my head up. :420:

# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 05:06

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Jerry Cotton posted:

Imagine finding your perfect spouse and moving in together and going grocery shopping together for the first time and then you see them head for the self check-out.

Nah, that's a 2nd or 3rd date question like "Which way do you hang the toilet paper?" and "Do you have any extreme fetishes that I need to know about before this goes any further?"

# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 05:59

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Tetracube posted:

https://imgur.com/a/MhMisAa

I read way too many of these before I just couldn't any more. I mean, who are these people? :negative:

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 07:39

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Kart Barfunkel posted:

The d�s give it a more rounded, and therefore preferably accurate look. Also, landing on the double t sounds less cool than landing on some double d�s.

So, wait, is TIT-TAYS still acceptable?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2018 04:59

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Zereth posted:

I don't think we've ever gotten a clear answer as to exactly what the Koopalings are other than "Not Bowser's Kids".

Yeah, and I think Bowser Jr is suppose to be his only kid. Also, didn't they heavily imply that Peach is Bowser Jr's mother?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 05:29

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Moon Slayer posted:

I can't stop watching this, partly because I've always loved that piece of music, but also because, my god, the Internet was really horny for Bowsette.

It's like they were primed; just waiting for the perfect moment to express how they always felt.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 05:07

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

theflyingorc posted:

TWD was rabidly popular through all of Appalachia

I.e. everywhere that people wish rampaging hordes that they were allowed to shoot would charge onto their property

I honestly thought this was true because of its proximity to the show's locations, like wish fulfillment. We have the same folks here in the Ozarks. Why are mountainous people crazy?

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 04:19

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Kheldarn posted:

I don't know. Why are you crazy?

How would I know? The pills are to keep my brain like this vvvvvv rather than the opposite. Is that crazy?

Male Tears posted:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 05:47

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

My setup is phone (front, left, screen in), keys (front, right), wallet (back, right). Why would anyone carry their wallet in a front pocket?

Clitch posted:

I can only comprehend this phone placement debate in the context of a DnD alignment chart. Someone please assist me.

Keys and phone (no case) in same, back pocket is definitely chaotic evil.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 02:35

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Inzombiac posted:

Dolly Parton is so incredibly blessed. I don't have a joke. I just needed to say that she's an incredible person and we're lucky to have her.

I recently learned that she is covered in tattoos. She always keeps them hidden because they are just for her and personal. I didn�t think she could any cooler, but she is literally an angel.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 17:00

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Ms Adequate posted:

# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 08:30

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Tiny Lowtax posted:

In reality:

I lost it at this. Thank you. I needed that.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 06:33

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

bony tony posted:

Just send them his rebuttal.

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1069394051797934081

I don't know how to embed videos but this was the first thing I thought of: https://vimeo.com/138219734

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 06:33

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Male Tears posted:

Reading the whole thing before scrolling down to reveal it was Jon was absolutely the way to go.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 04:50

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

"Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy."

# ¿ Dec 24, 2018 09:07

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Feels Villeneuve posted:

was that infamous post about putting five dollars on the table and taking one off every time the server made a mistake from SA

It was a joke they did on an episode of Third Rock From The Sun, but I'm not certain if it may be older.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 04:31

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

They also have "transparisteel" that is used for ship windows.

# ¿ May 17, 2023 04:36

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Tree Bucket posted:

You're either a Bluey parent or a Paw Patrol parent. Those are the options

I'm a Bluey parent with a Paw Patrol child. :rolleyes:

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 02:53

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Amphigory posted:

Ooo, I do this now. Not sure when it started but it was definitely after the birth of kid one

Same and same. I am convinced that it becomes habit because it doesn't help to sit down since you're going to have to get right back up again for some gently caress-all reason that is never mentioned until the moment you sit down. Every time.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 04:03

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Large Testicles posted:

My favorite Michael Douglas movie is The Game, which is kinda like a sub genre of those movies.

Mine is Falling Down and he was very NOT horny in that flick.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 18:31

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Brawnfire posted:

Flustered, I try to write my name on the back of the shovel. A firm yet gentle hand takes hold of the charcoal in my uncertain grip, guiding it through the strokes of the letters. My spine tingles. I feel the powerful muscles rippling in Abe's arm where it wraps around me; the strong sinews speak of a farm boy's labor.

He could make this divided house stand. :heysexy:

# ¿ Nov 15, 2023 20:22

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

TK-42-1 posted:

I just finished listening to him read lotr and have like 2 hours left on the silmarillion. Andy Serkis is the best

Does he do a bunch of different voices? I'm picturing the Simpson meme with the whole class looking at Bart and "say the line", then its Andy Serkis saying "Precious" with the Gollum voice.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 06:07

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Data Graham posted:

Real quick, what are the sides here, �don�t care about Panera or its quarterly� vs �have Panera in weekly rotation and don�t want to imagine it suddenly turning into a Verizon store�

From the moment they took ham off their breakfast sandwich menu, Panera can burn in hell.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 23:18

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

I'm a pacifist, but I still believe that violence can be justified in certain circumstances just not by me. No wait, coward. I'm a coward. I conflate those a lot. Sorry.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 08:24

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Being completely honest, I'm likely 50/50 both.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 08:32

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Have y'all tried just NOT having lovely jobs? I bet if you smiled more people wouldn't be so rude to you.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2023 04:01

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Takes No Damage posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4wzwYeZ0Y

I will always love these. What was the other similar series around that same time? The characters had rounded bodies and a simple 't' shape for a face, and there was a steady escalation in their weaponry.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:11

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Perestroika posted:

Madness Combat, perhaps? That one went places. Very weird, early internet sorts of places, but places nontheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1aubPfepmg

That's the one! Thank you.

CainFortea posted:

It's funny cause this video shows a deeper level of understanding and knowledge on how to do fighty action sequences than a lot of big budget movies, or other genres that often have fighty action sequences in them.

I mean, dragon ball is known entirely for being all about the fighting and that video has better choreography than the entire franchise put together.

Absolutely! The choreography was always the highlight for me. I don't know anything about the creator but I always hoped they used it as a demo reel to get more work, because they definitely have an eye for it.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 21:47

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

We use to have a Long John's/ A&W near here until recently when A&W pulled out. I was very disappointed.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 19:08

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

TremorX posted:

I don't trust watch wearers, if you can't tell the time by the sun or your phone...

Are phones the modern equivalent of a pocket watch?

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 22:03

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Cable Guy posted:

Please tell me this exists in video form... and post it.

I don't remember which one, but I believe this was from a movie and fake.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 02:52

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

counterfeitsaint posted:

They also cut to other celebrities who were there.

Yeah, did anyone else catch Beyonce and Jay-Z hanging out with Jack Dorsey?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 04:07

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Takes No Damage posted:

The Beatles only existed for 7 years, when they broke up the oldest had just turned 30.

I don't know about that. Didn't they just put out a new track last year?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 21:06

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Phosphine posted:

I interpreted PurpleXVI as meaning the "buy reroll" part of inspiration being what BG3 added, rather than the concept itself.

In non-BG3-D&D, inspiration gives you advantage, which is certainly one more roll, but not nearly as powerful impactful as getting to reroll after the fact.

As a DM, I allow Inspiration to be used as a reroll after the fact. House rules are the best rules!

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 18:03

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Nebrilos posted:

I suspect that Bush realized he was about to say "shame on me", a sentence that could very easily be clipped and used against him in all sorts of ways, so he deliberately said something else.

And if he had just said it normal, it wouldn't have nearly been as timeless.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 04:10

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:52

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Knormal posted:

I found it way more enjoyable than the 2021 one where for the first two-thirds of the movie nothing happens then the final third is just a full-on rehash of the original movie.

Same. GB'16 may not have been great as a whole, but there were a ton of funny moments. GB'21 was trying to cash in on Stranger Things and nostalgia. It's a GB Marvel movie. Not a full criticism, I enjoy Marvel movies because I like comic books. I like GB because I like good comedy. It wasn't the "action" or the paranormal stuff, that was just the setting. I love Paul Rudd, but he was the only thing remotely funny about GB'21. It took itself way too seriously and I hope they fix that with the new one. I won't fault them for the Egon ghost though because it was totally justified and perfect for the moment. I just would have preferred it if the story hadn't called for that moment.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 19:52

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