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May 11, 2024 07:30
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- Harold Fjord
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Oedipal Arrangements
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Nov 29, 2017 23:37
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Subforum: QCS
Topic: New DND Subforum: Only Polls.
Tag:Poll
Then it'd have a poll I guess.
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Dec 2, 2017 01:22
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- Harold Fjord
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Awkwardly asking Ben Folds if he likes the Mountain Goats.
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Jan 13, 2018 02:07
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- Harold Fjord
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Cream of Shredded Wheat
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Jan 13, 2018 17:34
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?? What do you mean it's not "crock cocaine"???
I've been using this crock pot wrong for years!
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Jan 24, 2018 05:33
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- Harold Fjord
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jokes that are ok that you really shouldn't bother to create a thread for
A crypto currency that's generated when me or my friend win a video game or jeapordy.
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Jan 27, 2018 01:22
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- Harold Fjord
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As I prepare to telecommute beginning next week, what should I say to other passengers on the bus that I see regularly? Are gifts appropriate? If someone is not there should I ask the driver to give it to them next time? Will the people I see less regularly that I forget to gift get jealous?
Fursuiters except the suits are of politicians.
"I identify as a Rom Emanuel, but I hate when everyone assumes I want to love every Obama ever."
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
when it comes to bitcoin news, i like to stay crypto-current
Boo. Boooooooooooooooooo.
I'm cheering you in ghost.
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Feb 2, 2018 20:51
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all the kids are bored, and they are using a secret new way to communicate that only uses wordsand the adults don't get it
Sitting up out of my matrix pod, yelling test answers to my buddy across the room.
putting my hands on circular objects for every photo I'm in even if it's inconvenient or awkward
That's why you aren't an elected official any longer.
Dedication to the joke.
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Feb 27, 2018 16:43
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"The Dishes: Who Cares?"
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Mar 9, 2018 00:17
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Pitch perfect but it's all gladitorial combat. Same cast.
in some parts of the US they call baking soda "baking pop"
I chuckled so mirthfully at this.
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Apr 8, 2018 20:56
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- Harold Fjord
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Today I saw single goose staring forlornly into the window of an out of business stripmall Subway sandwichery.
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Apr 11, 2018 22:46
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- Harold Fjord
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Man vs Machine in the ultimate competition, Power Pad racing.
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Apr 16, 2018 15:55
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Kickstart subforums.
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May 10, 2018 01:40
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I hope this isn't too political but:
The story of the first guy to ever cleverly and sometimes underhandedly barter his way into owning all of the huts in his village. It's a parable.
Or he could end up with all the tulips and unable to buy anything. Money is weird guys. Money is weird.
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Jun 29, 2018 00:20
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A young man misheard this as
quote:
"By the end I was putting plots into my rear end."
And that man's name was Chuck Tingle.
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Aug 17, 2018 17:21
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bad versions of presidential campaign slogans
“I enjoy Ike”
“Not just peanuts. Almonds too!”
“In your Spleen you Know he’s Keen”
“A Chicken in Every Pot and a Chicken in Every Garage. Chickens everywhere”
"Nixon's one of 'em!"
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Aug 29, 2018 13:33
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So I divorced my tree and really got the short end of the stick
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Sep 17, 2018 19:19
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C-SPAWN
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Sep 27, 2018 22:51
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Gofundme, but you can make requests.
A sense of warmth and peace that just wrecks a motherfucker.
Reading this makes me feel this.
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Oct 27, 2018 04:25
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- Harold Fjord
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Putting a whole banana in my hot cocoa
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Nov 29, 2018 20:52
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- Harold Fjord
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Pepperoni are chili demons from japan
Now do Ricearoni
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Mar 13, 2019 20:05
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- Harold Fjord
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Ball becomes pumpkin as the time expires. Still dunked, but smashes on the court.
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Apr 4, 2019 00:34
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- Harold Fjord
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All sports can be improved by the introduction of a little magic. Or a lot!
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Apr 4, 2019 20:41
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Scientists discover black cats aren't bad luck, they just seem that way because all your good luck was used up encountering a nice kitty.
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Apr 17, 2019 22:54
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- Harold Fjord
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A very homophobic cleaning product called Orson Scotch Guard
lmao
mr clean now also reps for rogaine
It comes out that Mr. Clean causes hair loss. Stoners everywhere are FURIOUS.
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Apr 22, 2019 16:29
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- Harold Fjord
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Let's Play *idle incremental clicker*
I was supposed to learn how to use comic hyperbole in theater class back in high school, but our drama teacher was so bad...
(how bad was he?)
he was so bad, I do not know how to use comic hyperbole
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Apr 27, 2019 17:25
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- Harold Fjord
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One of those salads you can mix out of packets at the store, but premixed and in a tube like gogurt.
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May 15, 2019 23:14
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- Harold Fjord
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Baseball but in a squash room.
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May 24, 2019 01:54
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2-in-1 ouija board/pregnancy test
Find out if the spirit in your home is with child!
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May 28, 2019 18:42
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- Harold Fjord
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When going to pee I like to exclaim:
"I'm a nation!"
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Jul 18, 2019 16:52
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Jul 21, 2019 16:12
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the whole world smokes a lot of weed and all wars cease
pax marijuana
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Jul 31, 2019 19:36
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Post Apocalyptic Diner Menu.
Today's Egg: Tortoise.
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Aug 13, 2019 02:22
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I just had sex
And it felt so good
A bee brought pollen to my pistil
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Aug 15, 2019 18:38
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- Harold Fjord
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Cold Stone Steve Austin with the patented Double Scoop
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Aug 19, 2019 20:23
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this or a captain planet who is an insane forest cult leader and his team are all under his sex thrall, and they kill hikers and loggers and fishermen and hunters and stuff, under the direction of gaia, interpreted by captain planet!
This is like one of those "Grimm" comic books that have fairy tale pinups for covers and "twisted" stories.
I can see it now: each of his team has their own preferred method of murder themed on the 4 elements and one for "heart" who uses wild animals. I love this stuff.
Harold Fjord fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Aug 27, 2019
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Aug 27, 2019 20:31
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- Harold Fjord
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Corngod
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Sep 18, 2019 23:13
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May 11, 2024 07:30
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A reality show where famous celebrities remodel your house but they aren't certified contractors and it loving shows
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Sep 24, 2019 14:21
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