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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


The problem for Bears fans is that either your coach is mad at your GM for making a really stupid trade and draft selection, or your coach is in agreement with your GM about a really stupid trade and draft selection.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

CannonFodder posted:

Tom Brady was an adequate backup to Drew Bledsoe and then took over. Aaron Rodgers was an adequate backup until the Packers let Favre go.

Jimmy G played 4 games of "Not Suck" which is more than Manziel can say.

He didn't make it 4 games. We hurt him at like 2.5 games :colbert:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

he looks like he's about to give me a tour of the oikos yogurt factory

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

febreeze we just came up with your next comic

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Abugadu posted:

Bunch of tiny Christian McCaffreys toddle out singing


Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Kuechly dee
Why does this WR weigh 283

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as Kawann Short eats
What are you at going Mike Williams style fat
What do you think will come of that?

Trade bait for the New York Jets

Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
If you're not greedy you will go far
You could win some Super Bowls too
Like the Pats and Pack and Steelers do


*Cam hurriedly hustles the rest of the group onto the SS Riverboat Ron

i'm dying

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/859524496616824832

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am reporting to this thread 20lbs overweight

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Come over and clean my fish tank and you'll find out

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Amy Pole Her posted:

See? He does this

He's honestly awesome. I hate it

LOL what a dumb thing to post

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

sean10mm posted:

Brady is old as hell and gonna crap out soon though.

-me for like seven years now

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I like the broncos one because it looks like a cave painting

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

somebody please bet me on andey vs Tanneyhill for 2017

we'll make it really easy

Whomever has the best QB rating wins

the fan of the losing QB has to get the fan of the winning QB a football shirt

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Eifert Posting posted:

I won't give the NFL money. Make it with a caveat that both have to play at least 14 games and the pay out :20bux: to a charity of the other person's choosing and you have a deal.

It's not the NFL. You are going to buy me a custom shirt from RedBubble to go along with my Ryan Tannehill is a top ten NFL QB shirt.

It will say Ryan Tannehill is still a top ten NFL QB

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


This owns

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jay Ajayi is going to rush for 3,452 yards this year

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

And yet, they will not eliminate OT from preseason games.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/CBSThisMorning/status/864826656845963265


punish the pats for not reporting these concussions IMO

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I feel like I never noticed Parm's posts. The didn't interest me so I always scrolled past them for the most part.

Well cyan

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

My favorite news is burying my head in the sand

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

iospace posted:

So, when the pats finally stop being the bandwagon team, which one is next?

print the shirts

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

well well well

https://twitter.com/brickwallblitz/status/865761609599397888

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Pops Mgee posted:

Ehud posted the drat thing. Didn't seem necessary.

yeah

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


"if you could guarantee you were getting a kicker who never missed inside of 40 yds wouldn't it be worth a second rounder?"

rofl

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Mike Tanier said that Kelvin Benjamin looks fat and slow, but a lot of early practices they do drills at less than full speed so it's probably an overreaction

FizFashizzle posted:

/puts envelope to forehead

"What is the opposite of athletic?"

https://twitter.com/panthersbill/status/867004860927004672

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Guys

Parker is apparently blowing everyone away by eating the meals the team nutritionist has prepared for him (he reportedly skipped meals regularly and would eat candy bars. No joke.)

He also gets 8 hours of sleep a night.

You might say he's in the best shape of his life.

I've never been more excited to see a receiver blow out his ACL week 4

I like how impressed everyone is that he's behaving like a pro athlete lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Marvin Lewis has never won anything and should be fired IMO

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/867356409394061313


lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Grigson built the roster that wasted like 35% of Luck's career.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

maybe its cupcakes

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Greenie and Booger McFarland are discussing concussions on Mike & Mike and hoooo boy

https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/867743768505659392

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

sean10mm posted:

That's like Suh tier face chubbiness. :btroll:

I bet Suh has lower bf% lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shangri-Law School posted:

That's my coach, that is.

The story of this article is that Jim Caldwell speaks like Perd Hapley.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

it's okay we are just sending a message and soon he'll be the next great dolphins WR

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/ericelizondo8/status/868860630983262209

huh very interesting list

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

DeimosRising posted:

Yeah fascinating that if you pick numbers that are "exactly tannehills stats" and ask for "who was better in all these categories" you get a list of a bunch of guys who put up drastically better numbers than that cutoff plus two dudes with similar numbers and also cut out Rodgers for .02% more passes being incomplete. Makes u think

lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

DeimosRising posted:

I hope tannehill throws for 70 touchdowns next year and you can feel happiness that isn't a sad lie

my treasure is in heaven, friend

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Cavauro posted:

Those things are all good actually

He's mad because his qb didn't make the list

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Nodoze posted:

I have bad news for you :v:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

second round + kicker

I think this is the most Brownsy draft move of the last decade made by any team who is not the Browns.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/869369835397894144

should be higher IMO

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