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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

I think it's kinda problematic to think of loving as something that con only be done by the penetrative partner to the receiving partner.

Mike Pence and a horse hosed

mike pence power bottomed a horse

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

michael philip pence was doomed from birth with a name like that

Penis of
Equine
Nailing
Colon
Erryday

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
more like horsey girthday!!!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


:ohdear:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm gonna un-bookmark this thread, I'm tired of being reminded that Mike Pence hosed a horse

giving it up, much like michael "mike" pence around horses

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

ajkalan posted:

mr. ed balls

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
when mike pence is done with his day job of trying to gently caress muslims, he goes home and fucks arabians

truly a man of contrasts

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
[quote="“cuntman.net”" post="“476843589”"]
havent been keeping up with this thread for a while, is mike pence still a horsefucker
[/quote]

he says neigh, but sources close to the White House say it's still his mane interest

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
"Getting mounted by a horse is actually very easy if it is done properly. A man can only be mounted from one side because a horse only likes to mount from one side. The left side is right and the right side is wrong. You're right to be left and wrong to be right. If you're mounted from the front, you're mounted from the right, which is then the left because your right is its left, and the left the right, keeping in mind that the left is right and the right is wrong. Put your left to your right and step so your right is to the wrong and now your right is opposite its left and left the right. To right right is to the left and to right is wrong is to the right, but backwards, the right is right and the left is wrong only when your right is on its wrong, and the left is on its right. Switching right to left and left to right is wrong. Right is wrong and left is right only from the front or else the left is right and the right is wrong."—Mike Pence

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

It gets better every time I read it, and the fact that it's true is just icing on the cake

Fun fact, the only icing that Mike Pence eats is icing he has milked from a stallion with his sphincter

tubgirling it right into his eager mouth

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
i never would’ve guessed michael “mike” pence would be into science

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
some shocking new info comes to light

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

there’s a snake horse in my boot butt

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
ronald neighgan more like

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

rudatron posted:

mike pence standing outside a stable, boombox over his head, trying to win back the love, of the horse he hosed

mike pence’s favorite movie? neigh anything

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

FabioClone posted:

the horse needs to be inside the man. he was very clear about this.

if he believed in science he’d have top men working on horsey strap-ons.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
roses are red
violets are blue
mike pence’s guts
are filled with horse goo

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

too ethnic looking for mikey

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Yossarian-22 posted:

https://twitter.com/JamieOGrady/status/966376193871183872

alternative theory: mike pence yearns for and daydreams of better days

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Pleasing
Every
Neighing
Cock
Erotically

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

stallions beware, stallions beware,
he cummin, he cummin

michael pence, michael pence
five foot ten, loving rectum’s immense

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

does mike pence being hosed by a horse count as miscegenation :thunk:

miscegeneightion

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
hmm wonder why mikey was in peru

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

:randvince:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Feranon posted:

people pay insane money to have their horses hosed by triple crown winners

wonder how many millions in debt pence has rung up in his quest for that ultra-premium S-rank horse nutt

$75 million for Justify’s breeding rights, apparently.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

murked by dragon posted:

mike pence
filled a filly


false

quote:

the VP of the USA
he got poled by a foal

true

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
medical fact: michael pence forces his doctors to list him in stable condition

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Dead Beef posted:

remember that time mike pence hosed a horse?

I sure do

time?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Congratulations! You Won. posted:



pence has busted a lot more then twice in 24 hours when horses are involved

:hmmyes:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009














Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

an actual dog posted:

mike pence is never not getting hosed by horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

always
be
cum receiving from a horse

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Not Important posted:

I love the song Old Town Road because every time I hear it, I remember.

https://twitter.com/rebeccawatson/status/1134134658482835456?s=21

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Xand_Man posted:

Equus: The Mike Pence story

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

my new dog posted:

I wonder if mother helps him what with the horse dicking

mother fluffer?

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