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Hirayuki posted:It looked like the helmets they put on little kids to help reshape their skulls. Which would explain a lot.
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Far too many well-meaning parents tried to cheer up their bullied kids by telling them they will win out by being smarter than their bullies and that their critics are secretly insecure and jealous of them. They end up taking this really literally making them incapable of accepting criticism and grasping for any pop science explanation of wit they are what they are.
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Geez, these people are like aphids, with each uterus already having the next seven generations all loaded up like those Russian Stacking dolls.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Mum seems to be carrying high. In her forehead, specifically. Being suspended in amniotic fluid mostly consisting of gin will probably do that to a kid.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I just want to pipe up and say that the last 3 or 4 pages of this thread are the most hilarious I believe I've ever read on SA. Kudos guys, you're on a roll. 
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text me a vag pic posted:That fellow to the right has a really dirty belly button, he should take a nice soak in the tub Toss this in the Bad Tattoo thread for good measure.
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text me a vag pic posted:Step right up and guess: Both, she got a tattoo of black mold on her foot to remind her of home wherever she goes 
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chitoryu12 posted:I might actually throw up... No, that's some other gross Facebook group that probably tags thousands of queasy women.
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Picnic Princess posted:And yet you can get banned from Facebook for posting a breastfeeding photo. The flip side of this is that I was reading about how people sneak porn into Facebook by masking it as 'instructional breastfeeding videos'. Not to mention one breastfeeding mom who involved her own baby in her fetish videos 
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yeah, so a fairly-prominent (or maybe formerly prominent) goon on here once legitimately asked my wife (KNOWING SHE WAS MY WIFE) if she had any videos of her nursing our son. And I've read the conversation, there was absolutely no mistaking his intentions. This wasn't a 'my wife needs help', which my wife would have glady provided. No no, this was 'so, uhh.... do you ever make videos of you feeding your son from your breasts? Would you be able to send those videos, hehehe?'. Wow that is creepy.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Much like a cobra hissing, rearing up, and spreading it's hood, this is a good way of indicating "Danger, back away." Just wait till he retracts his dewlaps in an orange-toothed threat display!
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If the camera panned out even further down I bet it would also say, "YES, I VAPE"
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bulletsponge13 posted:I mostly lurk this thread, but I felt the need to contribute. Rupert, put that motherfucker on blast. If dude is being that creepy, it's little doubt he's doing/saying worse to someone else who made not know how do something about it, or may not be strong enough to say something. Creepy people don't usually stop, they just get worse. Agreed, there's no need to be dainty. The only reason I can think of that Rupert wouldn't say their name outright is because he is somehow connected to them and wouldn't want himself or his wife to get doxxed or some poo poo. But people need to seriously think about what they PM people.
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Wilson Fisk's awkward adolescence.
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The Door Frame posted:For a community made up of people who formed an identity around being bullied, harassed, and shunned, gamers sure are a bunch of lovely people who bully, harass, and shun others a lot. Furries might be weird and gross, but at least they seem to be a genuinely welcoming and accepting community of weirdos Read about the 5 nerd fallacies. Basically when you form a group of people pushed out of other groups for being insufferable it just sort of forms this critical mass of assholes.
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Some kids that got pushed into lockers aren't upset they are getting bullied, they're upset they aren't in a position to be pushing other kids into lockers.
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Psychobabble! posted:Moving right along, cross post from the cosplay thread: This type of stuff always startles me. Its like those moths that have eyespots on their wings to startle predators.
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Imagine how much worse it would smell when you burn it... Probably like throwing a chlorine tablet in a fire.
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Stoatbringer posted:If you have a collection, of course you'd want it in a well-lit display cabinet for visitors to appreciate and admire. Sorry, can't make it to brunch next Sunday, gotta curate my cum collection.
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quote:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM SOME CUMMIES INTO THE SOCK. ITS A HANES AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE JERKING MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE CUM SOCK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN FAPPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME JIZZ ROPES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS CUM SOCK. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE MASTURBATORS . AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING INTO THE CUM SOCK.
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Somfin posted:That one sounds like a gang tag to me That does sound like a gang tag lol. Or ranks in some club: CUMMIE IMMATURE JERKER JERKER CRYSTAL CHARGER (J. O.) JELQ SENIOR GRAND JIZZARD
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Sludge Tank posted:Never before have the words "we can only go up from here" been proven so wrong so consistently Sass Talk like that means you'll be the first to get thrown in the cumcano.
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Spinster posted:Ok I am asking. I have not seen this pic before. Is the thing on the right that looks like a burned loaf of bread a sock standing up? It's cummies all the way down
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🚨ATTENTION PERVERTS THIS IS A NO 🚫CUMMIE 💦💦💦 ZONE SO NO FAP FAP 🥊🥊NO SLAP SLAP 🤚✋AND NO CRUSTY CUM SOCKSTHERE'S GONNA BE A LOTTA 🖕🖕 IF PEOPLE KEEP GOING ON AND ON ABOUT SOCKS FULLA FOSSILIZED 💦💦💦 DON'T MAKE YOURSELF A TARGET🎯 SO MAKE SURE TO PUT THAT UNDER CONTROL 🕹️SO YOU DON'T SQUIRT🎉 OUT A POST YOU MIGHT REGRET! 🚨
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Question Mark Mound posted:No. I need more cum. If I wanted to see a kitchen full of wankers I'd just watch Hells Kitchen.
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There's quite some top shelf piss right there.
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It kind of reminds me of the blind guys that are really shallow when it comes to looks in women even though they can't see them; they're self conscious about what other people will think if they're with someone sighted people find unattractive looking.
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Supposedly the mineral Jade is actually fossilized dragon cummies.
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Scathach posted:GODDAMNIT. For some reason I can't help but think this is one of the many terrifying forms Pennywise the Clown takes to terrify little girls.
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If you think about it, we are all made of star cummies.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:😛🍑👸: These loss.jpg edits just get more and more subtle.
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GE Cafe and Romeo Rose in a buddy comedy traveling across the country looking for love. I'd watch it. I mean, not in a movie theater, with other people judging me silently on my horrible taste, but shamefully queued up on Netflix while heavily drunk then perhaps.
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Iron Crowned posted:WHy would they silently judge you if they're also in the theater to watch the same horror show? It's like going into a porno theater. Everyone is there for the same reason, yet nobody can respect anyone else for that reason.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:How is she so good at spontaneously vomiting? Back when I was bulimic I used to have to repeatedly shove a long-handled spoon down my throat for ten minutes before anything would come out. A little part of me is still jealous. I've heard this stereotype about Japanese culture that has a person strive to be the absolute best at something, no matter how mundane. So whether it's crafting the finest hanzo steel or projectile vomiting on command, they are going to strive for number one.
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Spinster posted:Ok super friggin gross. I'm sheltered and seeing a lady puke in a guys mouth just broke my brain. YUCK Now do the bonus round: 2 girls 1 cup.
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