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A detective retires after his fear of cheese causes a woman's and a fellow officer's death. Manchego
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flabby ugly pouch abdomen
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Oct 17, 2017 14:44
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goose willis posted:Well if we're gonna go down the rabbit hole of awkward 70s poo poo Is this a play off that (already weird) song from the Fantasticks? It's somehow worse.
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Oct 31, 2017 13:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone post that old timey story about the doctor digging literal pounds of raw wheat out of a man's rear end with a teaspoon. My friend once matter-of-factly told me about something he read, idk what or where, about a couple who would take themselves out to a nice park with a picnic setup and eat each others' smegma with a small, long-handled silver spoon. It still haunts me.
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Nov 21, 2017 17:39
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Solice Kirsk posted:Did they look down on other people that just licked the smegma straight out of their lover's crevasses like filthy uncultured animals? *scoff* Wasteful swine; you must follow the contours and creases to get the most.
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Nov 21, 2017 18:15
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jizzy sillage posted:Thread is on a roll. That is clearly a bobbin upon a bun
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Nov 23, 2017 04:16
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Tarantula posted:I wish I had known these simple methods years ago, doctor used nitrogen on 2 warts I had on one hand and hosed it up with one of them so I had to see another doctor to do it who took a picture of the fuckup and used it at a university lecture. That's like how my sister's teeth were so messed up she was subjected to an increasing number of observing orthodontic students and experimental braces/mouthpieces for nearly eight years... and I had braces for like, three years and they worked fine. Sorry sis.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:09
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Jesus gently caress, it looks like gum barnacles. He must be one of those freaks that sneaks into the dry-dock to lick hulls.
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Nov 29, 2017 22:23
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I had someone try to bring a dog into a commercial kitchen when she came in to discuss catering with our head chef. Literally everyone in the kitchen turned when the door opened and said "what the gently caress!!!" All at once.
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Dec 5, 2017 17:30
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Jesus, was he holding so long he was getting perforations, like his bowels were a jumble of pointy sticks?
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Dec 10, 2017 05:06
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cash crab posted:Yes. That and that stupid four-panel comic with the girl who spends 50 hours illustrating her own hair, and every strip is just self-inserts about how ~quirky~ she is. The comic I hate the most in the entire world is this poo poo: https://www.boredpanda.com/relationship-drawings-yehuda-devir/?utm_source=didyouknow&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=DYK
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Dec 28, 2017 02:19
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dialhforhero posted:Lol just lol if you don’t enjoy a good face sitting I got so excited when my girlfriend asked to sit on my face, but it made it really hard to see the movie
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Dec 29, 2017 15:59
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LingcodKilla posted:If you choose Lauren do you get all 5? The waveform collapses and you get a random one of the five, but honestly you can't tell.
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Jan 2, 2018 04:13
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Ziv Zulander posted:Figging means sticking a piece of ginger up your rear end, not your cock. People like it because it burns real good, but it stops right away when you take it out. It was never a torture method, it's something they did to get old horses to perk up. I feel like there's probably lots of women throughout history that would disagree it was never a method of torture, at least if my cursory search proves accurate..
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Jan 3, 2018 18:47
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Trabant posted:Literally! Ouch!
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Jan 3, 2018 19:07
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That whole area of the face is so prominent and important I can't imagine playing around with its well-being like that.
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Jan 4, 2018 17:26
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This seems like a good place to pitch my new product, GutWick, the belly-fat burning candle wick! Just use the included kit to make a small incision, install the GutWick, and light! GutWick: Burn the Love-Handle at Both Ends!
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