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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Im gonna head to a pawn shop to find a vcr because there is gonna be a run on them soon. I'm not gonna miss my opportunity to watch the piss tape

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Tastykake posted:

the real reason he picked pence

please change your name to tastytape

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

not "a" piss tape, THE Piss Tape

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

israel just launched its first lunar lander

Russian hookers peed on a bed

both were filmed. moon launch - israel. piss tape? is real

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

PokeJoe posted:

It's real

no poo poo?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

cenotaph posted:

That's a different tape.

true

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

ive been listening to andy daly's podcast which I've enjoyed. one of them has been devoted to a fictional character he plays deep desire to watch trump's "pee tape" (sic)

has anyone sent him a hat and a link yet?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Mayor Dave posted:

he spent an hour and a half calling it the pee tape, he's not worthy

fair

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

when elected to congress, i vow to form and head the piss tape is real caucus

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

There is a show on showtime called desus and mero. They were asked if they thought "the pee tape (sic) was going to leak" by an offscreen producer in the most recent episode. i believe it may behoove true believers make them and the production staff of the liquid gold they could break

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

im telling ya, tweet at desus & mero and their producers. glory will be yours soon

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i tweeted at an interested party. I dont follow any of em and am new to twitter, so we'll see

https://twitter.com/RecreationalAn1/status/1151994300676182017?s=20

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Spergin Morlock posted:

lets take a copy to the russian embassy and ask them: "is this real?"

"da"

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Preston Waters posted:

Makes sense. EMTs are a bunch of CHUD neanderthal morons with a god complex so undeserved that you can't help but laugh when they get all uppity.


:(

lmao what sort of god complex emts do you know? I've never heard someone go at emts before lol

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

we are getting there

https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1162152260874506242?s=20

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

WampaLord posted:

i loving emailed ashley feinberg months ago :argh:

all it took was one blue checkmark saying it's real. loving twitter

the guy is named sterne peter lmao

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

an infosec reporter guy not followed by any cspam folks just liked my call for feinberg to wear the hat and investigate. huh.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

WampaLord posted:

Look ultimately I'm just glad it's getting out there finally but they could have known months ago!

I'm feeling very relieved now that it is out there for the journos to lap up

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

WampaLord posted:

It feels very weird, having known all along. I feel special, powerful.

Full of piss.

like the grinch's heart, my balls grew three sizes yesterday (as they filled with piss)

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I had forgotten all about that site. Inspired by Seinfeld, I went the "they're real, and they're spectacular" route.

The computer spit this out (bolded portion is mine):

quote:

The piss tape? It is real and it is so bad it may be your only hope.

:stare:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

movie idea: a journalist is sent to investigate a young forums poster who was found covered in piss after watching a mysterious tape 7 days earlier

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Pooky posted:

Any ip lists you folks want me to check against? I ran it against https://www.iblocklist.com/list?list=ydxerpxkpcfqjaybcssw with interesting results.

it's a 9/11 Day miracle!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Inspector Hound posted:

Making a piss tape is an extremely alpha move, so, unlikely

there are piss tapes, and there is The Piss Tape. one cannot make another The Piss Tape, though they could make *a* piss tape, which, depending on who is making the tape and being pissed on, might be a beta move. a maximum beta move, possibly, so betamax is a fine format for piss tapes

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Nukes to Saudi A! posted:

There were 3 people in the room who made the piss tape and so the piss tape shall be a trinity of 3 piss parts

This was explained if you paid attention during catepissm

lol

the donnie, the buns, and the holy poo poo...PISS!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

papersack posted:

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

I ordered a pair for a his-and-hers piss tape experience. thank you for your generosity

i just went out to eat lunch with my wife, and like a proper terminally online piece of poo poo, pulled out my phone while she nursed a beer. Anyway, I chuckled at the gifs y'all put in Ashley's feed and she asked me what i was laughing at so i showed her the story. She said she didnt want to read about piss play while drinking/eating and told her it wasnt that bad and showed her pisstape.org.

I dont know how I've gone so long without evangelizing about the piss tape, but she is now in the loop and a believer.

the piss tape? fuckin' real, folks

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgg_DDDbP9Y

an unearthed treasure for the PTIR hat owners among us

wear yo hat, ashley

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Preston Waters posted:

is it one size fits all bc i have a ginormous head

my head is large enough i was once ordered a comically sized football helmet in high school because people sized ones didnt fit. I imagine I'll wear my hat like a yarmulke with a brim, but ill wear it proudly

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lol i went on a news hunt from the slate story and saw one from a couple years ago saying someone tried to trademark "the piss tape is real" so kudos there

https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/25/16020666/us-trademark-law-disparaging-the-piss-tape-is-real

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

papersack posted:

Alright folks, hats are sold out. I'll get them out over the next two or three days.

you better, or I'll ask for my money back. if you dont ship it or refund me, urine trouble

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

papersack posted:

A goon here did this.

I figured as much. Kudos to that goon

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

PathAsc posted:

Oh poo poo, the hat is gonna be today

My wife told me we are getting ours today too. I'm wearing my only yellow shirt in excitement!!!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

"I KNOW THE PISS TAPE IS REAL!" hollered my wife as I tried to put it atop her head, like the golden crown it is. "I DONT WANT THAT THING ON ME!"

so I put it on the german shepherd who would abide it, because the one who laps up her own piss wanting nothing to do with it. I'll get the dog pic up soon

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

As promised, here's my old dog Hugo Stiglitz rocking the PTIR hat. As expected, it fit like a yarmulke on me.



I also got my Socialist Rifle Association card in the mail today, and I didn't have to use my AK. I gotta say it was a good day.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

Greta thunberg stole your valor

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

The piss tape is real.

point me at the rear end in a top hat who said it isnt. ill gently caress em up proper

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Spergin Morlock posted:

You made it into an official Bernie campaign ad, right after the 2 minute mark. Congrats! Piss tape is real!

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1215777337696047104

goddamn amazing

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

my head is real big and it doesnt fit me, but it does fit my dog. pretty sure I posted a pic of my dog wearing the hat iit

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