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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

what the gently caress did you guys do

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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

v happy to post on the first page of this, the new Tormp thread

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

gently caress my multivolume history of the TRUMP thread is completely hosed w/o all the primary sources, gently caress

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

2DCAT posted:

This gently caress was at this bar in DC about a year ago with her, before I knew a thing about them. The they acted around one another was suuuuuuper awkward and I thought that was his sister. My bud was telling me that was his wife and I thought he was loving with me.

Details

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Very traumatizing for the cops to have their guns float out of their holsters and autonomously pump a pregnant lady full of lead, pure trauma to watch that happen and feel so powerless, all lives truly do matter

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Joementum posted:

I'm totally serious about this: Seb Gorka would do a good job as Press Secretary

The Dragon of Budapest shall rise!

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

advice to all

grab what you can, while you still can

America is a sinking ship

only first class survives

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

4+ point loss, lmao

I thought this was supposed to be close

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Just FYI, now Trumpcare passes insanely easily

I hope you're not sick or plan on getting sick any time soon

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

the complete collapse of the United States of America is gonna be so fuckin lit

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

the GOP just needs to hold on to power until automation can do the work previously done by the bulk of the population

then the genocide to end all genocides begins

J. P. Beagley has issued a correction as of 20:59 on Jun 21, 2017

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


:thunk:

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/878261940451028992

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/878262080201031680

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

does anyone have the original "high resolution" thunkface?

there's the emote :thunk:

but I'd like to have the original pic if anyone has it

thank you & ed balls

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

I can't believe Obama colluded with the Russians

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Drunkboxer posted:

he obstructed too, don't forget that

Of course, he had to cover up his involvement. Remember that on January 20, 2017 he fired his WHOLE STAFF

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/879335791083782146

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

jesus christ, I just found out that Donald Trump is president. what the gently caress

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

the lawfare story is p good

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

i downloaded the piss tape off KaZaA

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

zegermans posted:

oops baby's awake again see y'all in 2 days

the first three months are miserable, I honestly don't miss it

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

When did Chris Christie's career officially end?

(A) when he hugged Obungler
(B) when he closed the bridge
(C) when he suicide bombed Liddle Marco at the debate
(D) when he bent the knee to Tormp
(E) when he started making McDonalds runs for Tormp
(F) other, please specify

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

The Mattering is inevitable. Except the target will be normal ppl -- job losses, civil strife, war, disease, death.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

USA preemptive nuclear strike
Total annihilation of NK
Nuclear winter cancels out global warming
Constitution amended, God Emperor Trump

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/882107826285363200

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Yinlock posted:

alright fine, let's all absolutely panic like the last 3 times this happened

This would be a qualitative step forward if initial analyses are to be believed - People On Twitter Who Seem To Know Stuff claim that this missile could be capable of hitting all of Alaska

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/882128939224662017

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Meeting's still going? Putin is probably President of the United States of America now.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

alnilam posted:

lmao this is at least the second time garrison has had that one guy saying "not an argument!" he really thinks that's a good zinger lmao

That's Stefan Molyneux's go-to move when cornered in a debate, just declare that what you're saying is "not an argument," and then ignore it.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

I'm developing an app called FastFoodr, you can order menu items from different fast food restaurants and the app will bundle them for you and deliver them to your home. Looking for investors

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/883841105128706048

:thunk:

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/883861230464770048

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


yes no yes

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


lol after his staff and cabinet sucked him off for setting up the Cyber Unit

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

If the media is piecing this together so quickly what is taking Mueller so long? I mean, I get he has to be official about it, but maybe this is the surface, or maybe they're struggling to figure out the legal ramifications of what happened.

he's finishing up the indictments for those involved in aiding & abetting BENGHAZI

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

This will likely only make Tormp more desperate -- Mueller fired soon??

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


lookin good

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

i hope something cool & funny happens today, gogogo 4:00-6:00

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Donald J Trump is the Great Filter

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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


Not an argument

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