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I'm comparing the fact that we spend a bunch of money to preserve a species that has a reputation-rightly or wrongly-for being very picky eaters and and having no interest in reproducing to a common form of welfare in the United States of America while commenting on the fact that, and while many animals have money spent on them in the same manner as Pandas, it is somehow only Pandas that make me indignant like a Republican complaining about poor people buying the "wrong" food with food stamps. The statement was not to be taken literally, save for the absurd image of a wild panda attempting to complete a financial transaction in a typically anthrocentric situation.
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Barudak posted:Fruit on the bottom, its ok I irrationally hate pandas too. This is actually the thing about them I hate the most.
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I don't think I would enjoy spending time with someone who only married me because the State has a monopoly on force.
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Glenn Quebec posted:So, are they like, wahhabist muslims? Pandas? A little bit, I guess.
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Zorodius posted:Pandas are only kept alive because panda sex tourism is a billion dollar black market industry. PRC keeps numbers low to drive up demand. If Ling-ling gets frisky with her own kind she gets a 5.8x42mm round in the head and she knows it. Connect the dots, people. Lmao I guess the one child policy wasn't just for people
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Do you like cigarettes? Because your eyes are really smoky. Also that gives you cancer so knock it off.
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TheKennedys posted:This sort of compliment should start and end at "Hey, you look great today, did you change something?" So what you're saying is I usually don't look great? 
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Pththya-lyi posted:I've long thought pro wrestlers are the closest modern-day analogue to gladiators - they make their living by fighting each other in arenas, after all, and wrestling is considered a low-class entertainment. You even have the "popular with women" angle covered when you factor in babyfaces. Yes, real injuries - much less deaths - are uncommon because it's all choreographed, but even gladiatorial combat was much less deadly than the popular imagination suggests - about 1 in 3 matches were fatal. I want to see the gladiator version of the Cass and Enzo feud.
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Jul 14, 2017 23:20
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Zzulu posted:If we're in a marriage, I expect my partner to want to gently caress me every day even though i look like this I just want everyone to know I've upgraded my computer since this was taken
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Zil posted:Still same printer or did some Stacy ask you to bring it over to her place? Eh, I didn't want to gently caress that roastie anyway. 
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Jul 16, 2017 04:04
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Really? That's what that emoticon is?
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Jul 16, 2017 04:05
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There should some sort of government registry where you can sign up to get a government issued marriage. Except that it actually just puts you on a watchlist.
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Jul 16, 2017 17:47
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Sentient Data posted:I dunno, it could be like the Indian Facebook porn thread where they don't quite understand English words/phrases Bhabi stop it.
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Jul 16, 2017 23:19
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Dreddout posted:Pick confirmed for basic bitch She hates drama.
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Imagined posted:I love how people on the internet can be "so over it" about something that was announced yesterday. I feel like it should be harder to get over 9/11 than to get over a casting announcement for a British television show.
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Jul 17, 2017 20:44
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Jul 17, 2017 20:54
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Tracked that down to read the comments and of course his belief that lesbians only exist for the titillation of Chad is based on lesbian porn.
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TheKennedys posted:lazorexplosion is LOB for the incel thread, he's doing God's work Yeah, I tried to play at this in the last iteration of the thread, but he really takes it to the next level.
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Jul 18, 2017 22:09
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Prozzie? Australian spotted
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Escortcels aren't any better than betabux cucks, you're paying women hundreds (if not thousands) of dollars an hour just to do something with you that she does for free with Chad. You are rewarding women for being born with a oval office. The only respectable Escortcels are the ones that beat up the whore after the deed is done and don't pay.
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I am 23, in the UK and I will join Islam to get a woman AND be treated equally with respect. In Islam there is a "holy" rule where people should marry according to their social class (read : looks+money+status). But still if you are 4/10 in a Western Country on a minimum wage you will get a fat muslim girl that is likely a virgin or had no more than 2 husbands before her. She will be 4/10 too. Plus muslim women have decent skin and exotic faces. The moment you join Islam, you get a social circle with people who are nice and kind to you. I am benefitting this even now, as a "convert". I think this is the best perk. Alimony and involving the court system is a sin in Islam. Marriage is arranged usually after the first time you talk to the woman and it's only a holy ceremony. No wedding and bullshit involved. You must provide shelter, food and and the big, black, polyester bin bags they wear. If she manages to find a way to cheat while she is always inside the house, then her family+friends will abandon her. I am integrated in muslim circles for 2 months now and go to mosques (read: club for men) and I am telling you the truth. You are free to find out for yourself. There are online muslim communities. Ask them. If a divorce happens(holy divorce) you must continue to provide for 3 months, by muslim law, no more. By the way the period is 3 months because they usually find a new one for 3 months. She has the right to refuse sex only if you are drunk or if she is sick and went to the doctor and he confirms. Getting a wife in Islam is easy as the men in the mosques will tell their wives to present her single friends and word will go around. It happens. I saw. Also there are websites like https://www.singlemuslim.co.uk Think about it, if sex in Islam is allowed only through marriage, average women are left out for average men. I haven't met a muslim who knows a guy who has 4 brides, like western people think. Only leaders have that many. Get a fat arabic girl ASAP. It's still human contact and muslimahs have decent skin and exotic faces. Inb4 negativism cope that all the muslim Chads have harem with 1000 brides - lies. You are talking out of your rear end. Not true. Die. I am not a muslim and don't believe in a messenger. gently caress Muhammad and if you do choose Islam, please never lose your common sense and don't ever believe in muhammad. Sidenote: when mudslimes savage out the western cucks I will get to be one of them and survive. Woooot. Edit 1: lol forgot to mention - while your wife is on period, it's forbidden for you two to talk, because, and I quote the Quran, she is mad in those days. This fact alone illustrates Islam. A religion for men. Edit 2: caucasian muslims are not a rare thing. The whole area under Russia is a muslim territory and they are white. Also being a convert is not as rare as you might think, a lot of men like me figured it out and I am not a genius. Edit 3: ISIS is created by the US. There are tons of evidence one google search away, first results. Obviously they created it to have a reason to "save" countries i.e. rob them out of their resources and ALSO to keep you all away from Islam because it's so good.
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I'm a big guy, 6'5, 300+ lbs, with a balding head but the hair I have is large enough to cover my chin. The other day this blonde slut called me Hagrid, I wanted to smash her face against the wall tbh, but didn't even do anything, it was pure suicide fuel. If a guy calls some girl hamplanet or some poo poo like that people would chimp out immediately, but Stacy can call me Hagrid? gently caress her, I'm glad her mother died recently of oval office cancer (cervical cancer).
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Today I had to go into a city suburb for an application form and every single thing I saw was people having fun, couples (young and old) and people socialising in their little groups from the train ride there, the walk to my destination and the train ride home. I got off the train and I just stood, shaking and walking to a bench and walking up and down. Nobody really showed concern or knew what I was doing but someone walked towards me and said "hey are you alright man" I'm just trying to smile at him and I say "y-ye-yeah" like an idiot "just nnneed to get here" he pointed the way an I stuttered "thanks m-mate" and quickly walked. I realised it was close to the train station, about 5 minutes so that helped a fuckload. I was calmer on the inside because it was a commercial tradie (tradesman) business so I got the application, quickly got on the train, called my brother to pick me up from my towns train station, got home and cried in my room. My family was out so nobody couldn't drive me there and I don't have a car. On the contrary, Thank gently caress I don't live in the city suburbs but it doesn't matter, in every region, town, city, there's always Liam Hemsworth looking chads with their friends and girlfriends. I can't win.
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Imagined posted:How do you reach adulthood in a western country without having enough contact with women to realize they're just as human as you are and have the same wants and needs. I've never needed to lay my eggs in a festering wound so no idea what you're getting at here
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La Brea Carpet posted:So Criminal Minds has an incel episode. Worth a chuckle if you have Netflix. How does it compare to the SVU Gamergate episode?
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Jul 19, 2017 23:52
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Mods please change my name to catfishing roasties
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Incels are not HP fans btw because of who it's written by. And also presumably its themes about how being an insufferable rear end in a top hat is a bad thing.
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He also used it to pork a preteen boy.
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girl pants posted:iirc Hagrid's wand was snapped in half and he keeps the two halves in a flowery umbrella. He was expelled because Voldemort accused him of opening the Chamber of Secrets and killing a girl with a basilisk. I'm not sure if that works as an incel analogy but I can definitely imagine falling over stone dead at the first sight of an incel's sad wrinkly troll dick. He "snapped" and killed a girl
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poisonpill posted:Within the next ten years at a conservative estimate all the long haul trucking in the US will be automated. That's something like four million jobs right there. Ten years is the conservative estimate? I find that a little hard to believe. What's the idealistic one?
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poisonpill posted:The technology is close. Labor unions, yeah, that's a real barrier. You can literally trap a self driving car with a thin circle of salt. The tech has a ways to go before its industry ready.
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You don't have to get all pissy about it lol, ten to twenty years sounds about right to me
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Literally A Person posted:Steven King's; The Chaddening. In Stephen King's Clit a group of incels is hunted by a nightmarish monstrosity that they can never seem to find.
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Guy Mann posted:Automation is only big right now because Silicon Valley is investing so much in pushing the idea because it ultimately suits their interests. Same with the recent push for Universal Basic Income, it seems utopian but it's really just an extension of the same libertarian technocrat mindset that gives us Soylent, tiny houses, etc. where they want everyone living as serfs as cheaply as possible so they don't have to pay for an actual decent standard of living like every other first-world country. This is the first time that I've seen UBI floated as some kind of secret libertarian plot
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But wouldn't you need to raise taxes on the rich to pay for it?
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Most people I've encountered who want UBI also want UHC and to eat the rich, so maybe I'm just hanging out with the wrong (right) people
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1500quidporsche posted:There's like zero chance of that happening though lol. I really wish my brothers on the left would operate in reality. UBI in practice would just encourage wage suppression and stagnate job growth. We really should be fighting for unionisation and clawing back employee rights, but everyone on the left is lazy as poo poo so UBI is the one that gets talked about. Those things are going to happen anyway though. You can't put the automation genie back in the bottle. We need a solution for when there just aren't enough jobs left, and ideally it's one that doesn't involve riots
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smokestacks posted:"what is your favorite Mexican fantasy novel" Márquez immediately came to mind. I know he's not Mexican but I get the sense that the idiot wasn't specifically thinking of citizens of Mexico.
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Is magical realism is technically fantas *is murdered. No one convicted*
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Captain Yossarian posted:I've posted multiple times, probably in this very thread, that incels should just be killed Cutting off their internet would probably feel like dying to them. Plus you waste fewer bullets that our police officers need.
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