Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order?

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 16:31

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:18

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

BeOSPOS posted:

plz rename thread Security Fuckup Megathread v15.0 - better upgrade ur libraries u stupid bitch

#include <libraries.h>

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 04:20

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

the permissiveness of wildcard certs was kind of a determining factor to set up lets encrypt in the first place, iirc

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 17:25

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

RISCy Business posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdWgvJRHA0s

this is a good (and funny) talk on pentesting, also covers pentesters and "0day"

Hilarious... ill think of this when i look at my big rear end paycheck for hacking your poo poo..if you guys did your jobs our industry would have to get bent. Until then ill pop shells, laugh at losers like you, and make more and more money!

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 16:13

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

i have phone hopped a bit, and i know it falls under "old man yelling at clouds" poo poo, but man the choices are not great.

with iphones they removed the headphone jack to save .01mm of space (and also to sell you air budzzzzz)

with androids, all of the nexus phones are great handsets until they mysteriously break a year later because there's a design flaw in the power button (n5) or just straight up refuse to boot one day (n5x). the closest manufacturer that is aosp adjacent that doesn't make dumpster fire handsets is oneplus.

but hey, nokia has a new handset out guyzzzzz

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 16:28

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

ate all the Oreos posted:

what weird european country are you from where they call them "handsets" i've only ever heard that in relation to landline phones

cellular telephony endpoints

to your question, the worst European country of them all: south florida

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 16:52

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

I genuinely liked the nokia win7 handset I had, it was a solid device that had zero app support. had wordament, though.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 17:07

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

I won't tell anyone that you lived in orlando

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 17:59

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

you must report any gifts totaling larger than $100 combined with questions about what to do when you're at a baseball game with a vendor or customer

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 15:17

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Volmarias posted:

Well I tried to use the original document, but word told me that it was too old so it converted it to a new one, I'm not sure I'm not good at computers

Neither am I, that sounds plausible. Case dismissed!

Seriously though, I love that there's always some new way for Microsoft's font handling to screw people over.

is this an "oh day"?

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 14:51

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Rectus posted:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 21:33

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i think win7 forces you to put in a password hint, so i think i set mine to "PASSWORD TIME!!!!!!!!!"

it's a good hint

(as i type my password into gchat for the 50th time)

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 15:50

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flakeloaf posted:

focus is wonderful isnt it

nah, it's that i don't have a lock timer setup, so if the monitor is off and i don't wiggle the mouse, there's a good chance i'll just slam my password into irc or something

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 16:34

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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

why don't you press Windows + L every time you leave your desk??

i may or may not have an elaborate mirror set up that allows me to look at the computer monitor from the bathroom

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 17:49

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

if you're in an office that hasn't disabled the intel graphics shortcuts, rotating people's screens is a fantastic driveby way to mess with unlocked machines

it's ctrl+alt+arrow key iirc

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 18:18

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LP0 ON FIRE posted:

never mind, don'tt g o to DEFCON

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 22:42

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

cool, gchat is now adding %source=hangouts to links so now i get to click a link twice because

HEY: WARNING: THIS REDIRECT IS SENDING YOU TO THE SITE YOU WANTED TO GO TO

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 03:16

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Doom Mathematic posted:

That sounds like a mainframe.

racf 'em

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 23:21

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NFX posted:

e: also that pastebin link is from jan-01 2016

<MalwareTech> better not piss me off or I'll hack you with that banking bot I allegedly coded

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 21:46

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popehat's been posting all day?

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 07:22

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Gobbeldygook posted:

philosophical thing. there is a population of computer touchers who consider any and all ads to be an unacceptable imposition on their right to look at websites for free. it doesn't matter if it's literally just a small immobile banner ad hosted and screened by the site, they will use whatever software they have to to block it.

i basically don't do any web browsing on my phone because if it isn't a known quantity, really good chance i'm going to run into something that hijacks and tries to take me to the app store

but pinky promise, right?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 02:01

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

also don't trust anything laura loomer says, she's the moron with the dry rotted "slashed" tires from last month

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 23:54

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Mo_Steel posted:

Can't wait to have a password manager implanted in a chip in my arm that I unlock with a specific set of hand gestures along with a voice password and then find some way to get it to autotype using my nerve endings, let's get this techno future going already.

Make the wrong gesture or give the wrong voice password and the chip fries itself.

*jerking off motion*

"i'm in"

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 22:01

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maskenfreiheit posted:

https://twitter.com/coderobe/status/899338754690883584

it just works!

and works
and works
and works
and works
and works
and works

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 17:28

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Luigi Thirty posted:

https://twitter.com/Arikuyo/status/899664215186845697

wow that's like 10000% markup on brown paper bags

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 21:49

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

not being satisfied with just loving up the UI, wunderground has gone the extra mile https://help.wunderground.com

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 23:59

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the first thing i had to do working helldesk was find a vendor to dispose of hard drives

i think my boss was expecting a shredder, but whichever company came had a little electronic press that would just bend the platter in one spot. works for me. vOv

# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 04:54

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you get free credit monitoring!

you get free credit monitoring!

we all get free credit monitoring!!!!!!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 22:26

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Lain Iwakura posted:

i'd like to joke that for once a breach has lead to jailtime but we both know that it won't happen

that would be unfair

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 00:06

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it was either an honest mistake or an odd coincidence

i mean, we've all been there, right? accidentally unloading 2 million dollars of company stock into cold hard cash in the 24 hour news cycle and whatnot.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 00:45

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https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/905923006320574466

yeah, this is going to be a weird, one-off accident

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 03:51

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

now's not the time to talk about cyber security, it's too soon and these cyber wounds have to cyber heal.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 08:28

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Lain Iwakura posted:

yeah. i am in the same boat. i dropped out three and a half years into my BA in history (was aiming to be a teacher) and ended up working on securing corporate and industrial control networks. while funny, i don't judge her credentials. i do however judge her job performance

dunking on her degree is some stemlord bullshit when her interview response asking about security was "I hope I budgeted for enough hard drives" is infinitely more damning and telling

# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 17:03

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hackbunny posted:

ask the many, many yosposters who own one

yeah, but you're a paranoid moron if you think that those devices aren't always recording and sending data back home or if you don't want to unlock your phone with your visage

my light bulbs have their own dns! I FUKKEN LOVE TECHNOLOGY

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 13:46

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pr0zac posted:

who were the people i accused of being overly paranoid about home assistants constantly recording and sending audio to google/amazon so i can apologize?

https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/10/16456050/google-home-mini-always-recording-bug

me

I'll take an apology payment in the form of the new alexa and a bunch of smart light bulbs and like... 3 of those sweet teddy bears with the cameras inside of them

Phone fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Oct 12, 2017

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 19:17

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cool

oneplus has been phoning home with all sorts of poo poo

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 15:36

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hahaha https://twitter.com/thehill/status/919913359616675841

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 15:44

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

only idiots find this news

*extremely adam jensen voice*

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 15:47

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this belongs here.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 20:19

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:18

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

whats the new mandatory aslr setting in defender

it requires headphones and for you to close your eyes

# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 21:57

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