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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Let's settle the argument by outing the guy ourselves.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/united-states-files-civil-action-forfeit-thousands-ancient-iraqi-artifacts-imported

Hobby Lobby guy has been buying Iraqi artifacts (and probably supporting ISIS cause who else is selling them)
Now where have I heard of whacko fundamentalists importing Iraqi artifacts? Snow Crash

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Waroduce posted:

What kind of beer do you think he drinks
He doesn't drink because drinking is bad and killed his brother. He abuses diet pills like the big success he is. Also people are like batteries so if you exercise you'll run out of energy and die an early death.

I fully expect him to do something stupid along the lines of Ronnie Moron visiting the SS cemetery. Or he'll top congressman dumbfuck and do something at a concentration camp.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*Locks Jared in gas chamber.
*Turns around expecting everyone to laugh.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*Pootie slides his hand all the way up Donnie's rear end in a top hat and puts on a ventriloquist show

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Better than that fried chicken and watermelon at the DFAC they did last year on MLK day, or Black History Month, or whatever it was.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Supposing we survive this it's going to take years to fix this. It's going to be enough of an effort to dislodge anyone evil and incompetent enough to meet Team Donnie standards. Then they'll have to lure back qualified people who aren't going to trust in the stability of a government job anymore.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

Does Palin know that? I've never heard of it before, and she is much stupider than me.
In her case it's just plain stupidity. Now if Bannon or Ghorka wrote it you can be sure it was a dogwhistle.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A wild scenario where Pelosi gets handed the presidency would be hilarious. That would be the ultimate comeuppance for voting based on what "makes liberals mad".

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Grown rear end adults being led around by the nose by Russian trolls.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


This is Diaper Don we're talking about.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


RFC2324 posted:

As soon as he realizes this he will look like a 3rd world dictator whose clothes you can't see under the layer of meaningless medals.
That would be too much weight. Fatty's battery will run out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


LongDarkNight posted:

Sell Alaska back to the Russkies.
The land is nice. Sell the Alasken people into slavery.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Christie is auditioning for a spot as a morning zoo shock jock. Somebody called in and made fun of him for Beachgate so Christie called him a communist and a bum. This is just stupid enough to work out for him.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If we start using mercenaries in large numbers again maybe Rrail can move out from underneath the overpass.

FrozenVent posted:

Doesn't Chelsea Clinton have a ph d in international relations, which would make her at least somewhat qualified to be at the table?
From Oxford. My only real reservation about her is that she once counted Ivanka as a friend which puts some pretty serious doubts about her judgement on the table.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Diaper Don. Dumbest of the Trump spawn.

I don't think Donnie is above beating his 30 something son.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Daddy's going to pardon me before taking me out for ice cream. The sad part is I only get one scoop and he gets two. Also he's loving my sister.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Whoever rapes Roger Stone in prison is going to have a really stupid tattoo to look at while doing it.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If you can get into the ceiling you might be able to splice in a band reject filter on the CCTV cable. They'd probably never find it.

When I transfer out of my guard job in a few years I'm going into the room where we have all the CCTV infrastructure and changing every receiver to Cartoon Network. Given the standard options of FOX, HLN, History, and Discovery it's by the most educational.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Donnie is claiming he had not idea Diaper Don, Kushner, and Manafort met with the Russian How long do you suppose it'll take for a leak to show that he did in fact know? What level of concern will McCain show?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The Christmas before my mom deployed to Bagram my aunt was like "Can we pray for you?". So she's like "Sure, I guess", thinking they mean later. Suddenly they're all laying hands in her and I got creeped out and ducked outside.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The "Diaper Don is not a member of the administration" excuse seems to be evaporating rapidly. The administration wrote his statement to the NYT, and there are reports that people in the White House are prepping to discredit the journalists involved.

If Donnie keeps shooting his mouth off does that constitute undue influence?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


You have to not be able to afford a lawyer to get a public defender. That would be far too embarrassing for Donnie.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


All the white trash idiots in tech school loved that song. That's what I'll always associate it with, as well as an additional reason to hate it.

Girl: Hey Casimir this song is about Northern Michigan!
Me: I'm from Minnesota, not loving Michigan!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Somebody should really photoshop Trump into the mirror.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Thought: This seems like something N4I would lecture us about. Wait a minute, he hasn't posted in GIP since May. He ditched us to post about Elite Dangerous and Ru Paul's Drag Race.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Some were. A lot of people in the Baltics saw the Nazis as liberators after a few years of Soviet oppression.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Duzzy Funlop posted:

The German porn industry is trying to get all free porn sites blocked, what in the world :psyduck:
Enjoy driving to Belguim to beat off.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dat black guy did the voodoo.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


People in Biloxi hate New Orleans because they think the storm surge they got was worse than what happened in the 9th, and also probably because they're racist idiots. Nobody in their right mind would choose Biloxi over New Orleans for a trip given the choice.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Not that the body cams would have caught anything since dumbfuck managed to shoot her while still sitting down.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Blind Rasputin posted:

Discharging a gun across a seat inside a vehicle does not sound fun at all for either cop. Like, I can't imagine the cop would do that without being scared for his life?
He probably just hosed up really bad.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Zeroisanumber posted:

I've been trying to think of how he hosed up that badly and I keep drawing a blank. Gun out sitting in their lap with their finger on the trigger and pointed at just the correct angle to intersect with the victim but still miss the cop and their partner. And then what? Someone sneezes? The cop twitches funny? Why would the gun be unholstered in the first place?
Because he's an idiot.

He's Somali so this is about to get really messy.

"We must back up the police no matter wh....HANG HIM!!"

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


ded posted:

So much winning.
I find that I'm sick of winning.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It's a nice reminder of who the Republicans sold their soul to. They failed St Ronnie Moron in a big way.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


shame on an IGA posted:

Jr will play the piss tape in open session to prove they weren't hookers.
They were classy ladies like my mom, and Marla, and Melania :colbert:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Vasudus posted:

It also makes for good comedy. I don't really care what the outcome of the public hearing is, I just want to see Jr. poo poo himself.


He used to do that all the time, didn't even have to have someone ask him hard questions first.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Ohh woe is us. Not being able to inport pint sized Rusdian sociopaths into the country is sooo terrible.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Cugel the Clever posted:

:911: We're placing targeted sanctions on your inner circle to reduce their global influence.
:ussr: Unacceptable!! In retaliation, we will not allow Americans to adopt Russian orphans.
:911: ...wait, what?
:ussr: That's right! Now even more Russian orphans will grow up in squalid, overcrowded orphanages that rent them out by the hour.
:911: No, no, retaliation means loving with the guys who hosed with you.
:ussr: In Soviet Russia, retaliation fucks with YOU.
If I was going to adopt a kid I'd do it from anywhere elsw but Russia. I've read soooo many horror stories about Russian orphans. Your chances of getting one that doesn't have some degree of FAS have got to be absolutely horrible.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


KildarX posted:

Why the hell is Russian adoption an issue dont we have enough kids to adopt here or literally any where else in the world? A certain portion of them are even white for the ubermench assholes.
They were attempting to take revenge for a round of sanctions against Putin's buddies. There was also that high profile case of the US mom eho put her adopted Russian on a plane by himself aand sent him back to Russia because, surprise surprise, he was completely hosed in the head and making plans to kill them.

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