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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > funny politics shit you remember: The Maltese Failson
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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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 bobby jindal

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Jul 23, 2002

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HashtagGirlboss posted:

neera tanden - lol
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Jul 23, 2002

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Weka posted:

Hillary's southern accent in the 90s

Hillary's chocolate chip cookie recipe

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Jul 23, 2002

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Mr. Lobe posted:

What's the story here

https://www.wbur.org/npr/490478924/cooked-up-after-a-hillary-clinton-gaffe-the-first-spouse-cookie-battle-is-back

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Although Family Circle magazine's quadrennial presidential cookie competition sounds like it might have started with Mamie Eisenhower back in the 1950s, it actually got its start with Hillary Clinton.

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But this isn't so much a story about cookies as it is a story about Hillary Clinton. Back in 1992, Hillary Clinton was something of an oddity, a political spouse with her own high-powered career, who hadn't set it aside to stand by her husband when Bill Clinton became governor of Arkansas. Her career became an issue in the Democratic primary. There were questions about whether then-Gov. Bill Clinton had funneled state business into her law firm.

When asked about her career in a press gaggle, Clinton responded, "You know, I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life. And I tried very, very hard to be as careful as possible, and that's all that I can tell you."

The uproar was almost immediate. Her comments were taken as a slight against stay-at-home moms and women who did have time to make cookies, and catapulted her into controversy.
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Jul 23, 2002

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 It’s time to admit Hillary Clinton is an extraordinarily talented politician

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Jul 23, 2002

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Javid posted:

rush limbaugh died
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 trumped up trickle down economics

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 The time jon stewart epic aaron sorkin owned tucker carlson with facts and logic and clips and then instead of disappearing in a puff of logic he just... has kept doing his show until today without incident even though he lost

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 sitting in a meeting with a dozen magazine people telling them about my idea for the stewart/colbert cover

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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

Making fun of Mayo Pete is homophobic discourse

and/or anti-maltese racist discourse

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Jul 23, 2002

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Milo and POTUS posted:

What song? The lovely twitter vid doesn't play for crap and I don't watch stranger things

it's running up that hill by kate bush

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Jul 23, 2002

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 funny politics poo poo i want to be real so ic an remember it: hillary recrerating the running up that hill music video with bill for a campaign ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
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Jul 23, 2002

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 whatever happened to that one group of weirdo theater kids that were going to build a commune in the middle of nowhere? black hammer I think?

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Jul 23, 2002

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 drat, i knew that guy was a fuckin psycho but i never heard about that. wild poo poo

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 You'll Cowards Don't Even Use Ambien

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 i remember seeing that goon tattoo back in the day but had no idea it was vile rat lmao

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Mister Bates posted:

Mao missed the first party conference of what would become the Communist Party of China because it was in a city he was unfamiliar with and he got lost

relatable. mao keeps winning

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 that's not illegal. haters vacate

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 it's funny elon reincarnated them and they immediately became "no one wants to talk about FBI crime statistics!" guys

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 that time maddow got OMG TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS and they showed he paid a little more taxes than most "rich" people would have

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 everything about rod dreher

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 betsy devos getting loaded and toppling off of her yacht into the briny deep
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 the f35 is this scene from Robocop but they're admirals instead of business execs, it's wildly successful at its intended purpose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyvHqYu_KXI

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 Joe Biden on an ether binge screaming Baby wants to gently caress!

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 Matt Taibbi saving the country with the release of the Twitter Files

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 where is it normal to get my private jet reupholstered and repainted

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 holy poo poo
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Spergin Morlock posted:

Spielberg looks like a sloppy mess

i like harrison ford just hangin out

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Spergin Morlock posted:

arachnophobia scared the poo poo out of 8 year old me so I didn't watch it again for a long time. imagine my surprise when I rewatched and realized it wasn't even a horror movie lol

absolute same

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lumpentroll posted:

prosecutor turned senator

Senatrix

* # ¿ Feb 24, 2024 21:34
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Best Friends posted:

a funny thing is how much better even klob would be at being president than Biden. lol dem voters

she would have nuked gaza by now

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 the utahraptor fossils were planted by spielberg and the deep state

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 this guy too
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 i think the tub was damaged by bannon's specific cornucopia of unguents and greases

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 that would be really funny though

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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

absolutely

that's why i posted it in the funny politics thread

:hfive:

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 scott adams hypnotizing a young instagram model into marrying him, then hypnotizing her into divorcing him

really just everything about scott adams

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