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JUSTICE SCALIA: Now, if -- if you have a reasonable suspicion that the student has drugs and you search every other place, you search in the student's pack, you search the student's outer garments, and you have a reasonable suspicion that the student has drugs, don't you have, after conducting all these other searches, a reasonable suspicion that she has drugs in her underpants? MR. O'NEIL: No, Justice Scalia, we believe that you don't -- JUSTICE SCALIA: All right. MR. O'NEIL: -- without -- without -- JUSTICE SCALIA: Your logic fails me. MR. O'NEIL: Well, Justice -- JUSTICE SCALIA: You -- you reasonably suspect the student has drugs. You've searched everywhere else. By God, the drugs must be in her underpants.
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GalacticAcid posted:Jesus Chriiiiiist somehow I missed that one at the time, Rest in Piss. To be fair, Scalia wound up on the right side of an 8-1 decision in favor of upholding a teenage girl's right to not be strip searched for ibuprofen. But boy was that a creepy transcript. https://www.oyez.org/cases/2008/08-479
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The fact that Gary Condit was the only person to vote against kicking him out of Congress.
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Bill O'Reilly struggling with the concept of network printing, and his staff referring to his printer as "the newsfax" to keep his brain from breaking.
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emdash posted:herman cain. just, like, everything about him https://www.thedailybeast.com/caintvs-insane-trailer
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Wolf Blitzer referring to victims of hurricane Katrina as "so poor and so black." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5JO-KpCgwM
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Jun 29, 2018 03:37
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Back in 2011 a journalist prank called (then Wisconsin governor) Scott walker's office during the protests over the anti-union legislation pretending to be one of the Koch brothers, immediately got forwarded through to walker himself, and suggested using agent provacateurs to bust up the protests, which walker said they were already talking about doing.
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Right, I forgot Wisconsin's failure to hold any timely legislative special elections this year wasn't because the office of the governor had been vacant the whole time.
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The CIA whined about Russia trying to influence American elections.
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Spergin Morlock posted:Martin Schkreli pissing off a judge, losing his bail, and then going to prison. Lol Juror 59.
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Glenn Beck.
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Baquack Obamailure
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Filthy Hans posted:fool me once, shame on [uhh]me, It's even better than that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhQXV1-kFA
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"is our children learning?" [10 years later] "childrens do learn"
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It's even dumber than that. They forgot to highlight a whole column in an excel formula. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2013/04/16/is-the-best-evidence-for-austerity-based-on-an-excel-spreadsheet-error/
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Martha Coakley losing Ted Kennedy's Senate seat to Scott Brown in the first place by calling proto-chud and Boston Red Sox hall of fame pitcher Curt Schilling a Yankees fan and misspelling Massachusetts in her own TV ads, losing democrats' filibuster-proof senate majority and giving the party as a whole a convenient excuse for doing gently caress all for the next four years.
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Proto-chud and Boston Red Sox
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They told me their god was ‘Aqua Buddha’ and that I needed to bow down and worship him. They blindfolded me and made me bow down to ‘Aqua Buddha’ in the creek. I had to say, ‘I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.’
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Ads for fake niche dating websites (such as Horniplumps and BuddyGays) were (still are?) being posted to the official facebook pages of Cheech and Chong, The Situation, and other random has-beens, as a money laundering scheme to make a fly-by-night SV firm eligible to bid on contracts to build moon landers for NASA.
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https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/02/12/savage-memes-lunar-dreams/
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What must it be like to be the kind of person irresistibly compelled to invent the absolutely most transparently dumbest horseshit out of whole cloth in public view in defense of Pete fuckin buttigieg?
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There was also a three part weekend web series about it, which is where the screenshots are coming from. Another on-topic one: 
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The guy who founded the Pinkertons died of gangrene after he tripped and bit his tongue.
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Drones are genderqueer bodies.
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WHY BONER NOW posted:A while back there was images of someone on twitter arguing with a bot for like hours, does anyone remember that? https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/arguebot-twitter-bot-bait-jerks/ It's a Twitter bot literally called "arguetron" and yes someone argued with it for ten hours.
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Tulip posted:It's not just one bot, it's a whole technique. shanley is my arguetron bot
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Dangerous Donald!
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I don't know why anyone agrees to give the response to the state of the union. It seems like the best case scenario is it gets ignored/forgotten about in two weeks. I can't remember a single one for anything other than being absurd, whether it's Joe Kennedy III foaming at the mouth, Steve Beshear's low budget production of Our Town, the clown car republican responses to Obama for a couple of years, Marco Rubio almost choking on his own bullshit, or Bobby Jindal (then governor of the Hurricane Katrina state) complaining about the federal government spending money on disaster preparedness with an extremely lovely Mr. Rogers impression. Like, who comes out looking good in these things?
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