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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




In 1990 people were beginning to murmur that British cows were infected with mad cow disease. To disprove this a Tory politician forced his 4 year old daughter to eat a hamburger in front of journalists.



He looked pretty loving dumb when cows brains were melting down soon after.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Don't forget the loving UKIP Calypso song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqs9OSbWluQ

sung by this guy who is very um BBC 1970s Presenter-lookin' in the classic way

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





"There he goes, One of God's own Prototypes; some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production-- too weird to live, too rare to die*."

*or he should have been RIP sweet crack prince

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




David Cameron hosed a dead pig.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




A police officer may have killed, butchered and eaten the 1968 Youth International Party candidate for President.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Homeless Friend posted:

it'd own to see how the world would react if America got dwemer'd out of existence

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Cool guy.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





You can guarantee that the very moment that picture was taken he was thinking about when he hosed a dead pig.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Angela Eagle launching a leadership challenge to Jeremy Corbyn with a hugely embarrassing press conference that nobody gave a poo poo about :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW8yhKAKAxQ

Then almost immediately chickening out and pretending the whole thing never happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCM32azXmjU

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




A Handed Missus posted:

remember Banksy's Dismaland hahahaha


Dismaland loving ruled.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




The Crotch posted:

It is something that I regret incredibly, that in my youth that I messed with my brain. [W]e all do stupid things when we are young. It’s had long-term mental health effects on me.

wow an effective anti-drugs PSA

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




marktheando posted:

Remember when Louise Mensch got so tired of being constantly owned on twitter that she made her own twitter alternative called Menshn.

yeah I remember, her partner in it, Luke Bozier, was sending pictures of his dick to little girls

https://kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/3736/menshn-co-founder-embroiled-in-sex-scandal/

quote:

"The most damning detail is Bozier’s membership of a site called DarkJB, on which photographs of underage girls are regularly posted by members. On this forum, Bozier wrote, “I love Brazilian teens so much. It’s almost worth flying all the way to Rio to get some jailbait action”

:thunk:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




cool dance moves posted:

trump declaring that the mouth is the most important instrument and hopefully the brain attached to the mouth

looking back, bushisms seem so quaint these days

The whole insane quote is really quite something:


ol trumpy posted:

“I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.”


:thunk:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Modest Mao posted:

trump could read a book about the history of the field of geology or w/e and make it kinda pleasurable to listen to

lol you really think this?

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





The women's trial is still ongoing btw - they still haven't yet decided whether they are assassins or just thought they were carrying out a hilarious prank.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




System Metternich posted:

When German parliamenty member and well-known Nazi Wolfgang Hedler tried to enter the Bundestag in 1950 after publicly making fun of Holocaust victims, he got beaten up and literally thrown through a glass door down the stairs by a bunch of SPD representatives.



owned

Necrothatcher has issued a correction as of 20:02 on Mar 11, 2019

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Where's that gif that ends with Rob Ford diving into a giant crack rock? Ah, simpler times...

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Animal-Mother posted:

I dreamed the owner of the WWF became president and awoke realizing this is almost true.

When it was revealed that the WWF were hiring death squads and professional assassins and no-one gave a poo poo.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005






edit: adding this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl1jPqqTdNo

Necrothatcher has issued a correction as of 21:45 on Jun 6, 2019

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




In 1997 NBC aired Schindler's List unedited and without commercials.

Tom Coburn, the Republican Oklahoma congressman, said that by doing this. NBC had brought television "to an all-time low, with full-frontal nudity, violence and profanity. It's an insult to decent-minded individuals everywhere". He added that airing film was "irresponsible sexual behavior".

Literally everyone called him a stupid prick, so he had to take it back a little: "My intentions were good, but I've obviously made an error in judgment in how I've gone about saying what I wanted to say." .

Yeah no poo poo.

Necrothatcher has issued a correction as of 13:06 on Jun 17, 2019

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpjIjMw3ly4&t=879s

Anna Soubry putting all her eggs in the Chuka Umunna basket and then getting all weepy when he inevitably hosed her over. Video should be keyed to the right time.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Tony Blair hosed Rupert Murdoch's Chinese spy wife.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Here is Wendi Deng on Tony Blair:

quote:

"“Oh, poo poo, oh, poo poo. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . . And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else and what else . . . ”

:barf:

too cursed

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




That one guy in the Steam(?) thread in Games who said anyone who thought Hillary would win would get a free game from him, but if Trump wins they must send him a free game of his choosing. So many totally confident takers of his offer suddenly extremely mad about it after the election.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Theresa May's disaster conference speech where she lost her voice, got handed a p45 and the slogan fell off the wall behind her.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




When Ted Cruz had some weird and gross tonsilith thing emerge from his mouth during the debate, only for him to gobble it back up.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/389432783304548352?s=19

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Spergin Morlock posted:

several of the people who complained it were also examined and diagnosed with light brain damage as a result of exposure to it. i don't think crickets cause brain damage so it raises the question of whether the government just made that poo poo up or a few cuban embassy workers all just happen to have brain damage for some reason.

They made up the brain damage because they were embarrassed they made such a fuss about crickets.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlHo-F1z_aw

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeQOJZ-QzBk

so weird hearing him this lucid

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/five-reasons-jeb-bush-will-be-the-next-president

quote:

"Nobody knows for sure who will take the oath of office on Jan. 20th, 2017, but I'm getting my prediction in early: Expect John Ellis Bush to be standing on the inaugural stage."

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Jorp cooking his brain and disappearing into Russian hospital hell

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TUfCjfpVgA

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




mooyashi posted:

looking for the longer version but a sample
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIcV4N1qvss

love the twist where she comes out as a hilldawg

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




When Rudy Guiliani wrote a tweet that got parsed as a URL and claimed it proved Twitter was out to get him.

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1068570837459050496?s=20

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




GalacticAcid posted:

Almost there!

Just say anti-fascist. The cutesy nicknames suck

One of the reasons why 'antifa' is used is that it's the same word in most Western languages.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




sleeptalker posted:

You probably don't need a translator to tell you what "antifascista" means.

that takes like twice as long to spraypaint on a wall.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





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