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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Samurai Sanders posted:

Me neither but I need to be careful not to let that dull my criticism of whoever the next POTUS and/or post apocalyptic warlord is.



hell, I'd vote for em

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Hot take here gang

But in my opinion

the BEST Greek god

IS DIONYSUS

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


man i haven't played video games in a long-rear end time so i finally got Witcher 3 and i just punched the poo poo out of an alcoholic who beat his wife and miscarried their baby and then the fetus turned into a ghost and now i'm following the ghost fetus on an adventure

i thought i would share this experience b/c it feels relevant to our current timeline

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Reality Winner posted:

my mom is in fact 69

nice

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


it's messed up that there's such a shortage of good western games besides Red Dead

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger was awesome and I got it for like 2 bucks on sale but that's just about the only other one I can think of

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



i do this with my hips when i pee in the shower

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


ya know GWB has really improved and I like whatever you call the style he paints in, idk I'm not an artman

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


my workout playlist is mostly tom waits and leonard cohen

poo poo gets me pumped

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



my dude has a pissed off Michael Ironside look goin' on here, like he just beat the poo poo out of 3 guys at once

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


a helpful bear posted:

fake news how does he not have a web browser?

can you imagine trmup using the internet for anything but twitter

like imagine him googling something to gain knowledge or understanding about a topic

can you really picture that

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


SpaceGoku posted:

his personal phone is apparently some ancient android piece of poo poo so it might have somehow got the web browser deleted or something

yeah apparently its some secret service issued phone that doesn't have a browser so I buy that he doesn't have one

they used to make Obama use a secret service issued ancient Blackberry

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


if we do a christmas exchange whoever i draw is getting a crowbar

its a pretty awesome gift imo

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i sent the tsa nudes and they blocked me

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Al! posted:

woah!!!!!!

mike pence hosed a horse

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i mean, i know that i'm a garbage trashman but i've never had anyone actually say it like that :( geez

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Turdfuzz posted:

i hate u tom gorman whoever u are

i'm your worst nightmare you had better be hungry because i am making a knuckle sandwich with your name on it

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Jose posted:

i think my mouse is finally dying. whats a good mouse for playing games with

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Turdfuzz posted:

did u learn about that bucket trick from youtube like me

yeah I did, its a legit mousetrap it's kind of nuts how well it works

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


all my girls at the party look at that potty

drinkin' that piss like they never did see

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


sorry janet but. i mean you're better but. dang, sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMCGvtlL4fw

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


gently caress, That's Delicious is my second favorite food show after Parts Unknown

After that is watching Sandra Lee get hammered on whatever show she's hosting

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Nichael posted:

some guests know what they're getting into, others somehow don't. it's weird. I think some of them may kind of know the gist of the show, but severely underestimate how hosed up he can make it.

and then sometimes this happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWa4ScfQXc

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Duscat posted:

reminder that the sharknadoes now also contain the howling ghosts of 1600 barbudans

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Epic High Five posted:

Givem the ol mushroom mushroom stamp

I;m thining about thos mushrooms

destroying america in nuclear hellfire, that is

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Schnorkles posted:

legit unsure what to think about c-spam poster jose deciding that he's gonna drat the torpedos and stay in the path of irma

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Ted Cruz ate a booger for like 20 seconds on live television i saw it

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


what if the hurricane that's already full of sharks and the howling ghosts of 1600 barbudans picks up all the alligators and ball pythons loose in the everglades and becomes a swirling maelstrom of gnashing teeth and unholy ectoplasm

not even syfy can write this poo poo, this is reality in the age of TRMUP!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i want the focii of the massive C5 superhurricane to channel all it's power directly into Rick Scott's balls and someone gets it on camera and puts it on liveleak

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i had selphie on my team because idk

in retrospect its probably why i didn't like FF8

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i sexually identify as a cactuar

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i'm making 2:30 nachos which are tortilla chips with cheddar singles and tapatio

oh my gaaaaaaaa

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Mayor Dave posted:

I had this described to me as the sad sack special

yeah. the goal is to get solids in your body to counteract the alcohol

i plan on downing several handfuls of uncooked oats before passing out in the dog bed and getting up for work in 4 hours

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


GobiasIndustries posted:

her dumb book and dumb website are making it even easier for Trump 2020 gently caress Hillary Clinton she's just gotta go

yep

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i forgot that israel was at war with syria

remember when trump dropped the MOAB

hahah remember that stupid poo poo

you forgot about it, because it happened two centuries ago

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Calibanibal posted:

post the egrets while u can, they wont exist after this weekend

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Turdfuzz posted:

who the gently caress is peter daou anyway
yall post him a poo poo load n always have n i hav eno idea n no intrest to educate myself

just some idiot

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


SKULL.GIF posted:

it suddenly occurs to me that thanks to this thread and Twitter, I find out about news stories hours before most news/politics junkies do, and days before much of the population does

one of my co-workers was talking to me this morning and brought up Charlottesville, did I see the pictures and oh my gosh a lady got run over by a car. Did you hear what Trump said about it?

jesus christ karen that was 3 years ago. I thought there maybe was a second racist rally/hit and run that happened in Charlottesville like, 30 minutes prior to the conversation that i hadn't heard about yet. don't gently caress with me like that.

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