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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
https://www.revealnews.org/article/they-thought-they-were-going-to-rehab-they-ended-up-in-chicken-plants/

from the old thread, that is worlds of hosed up holy poo poo

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
there was violence on both sides

neither thread was an angel

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
zdr :ohdear:

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
zdr and lowtax are fighting and whenever lowtax gets punched in the nose the forums get all frazzled

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
c-spam cannot die before the pisstape is released

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
it was pretty hosed up when lowtax murdered zdr during a botched robbery

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

quote:

At the same time, Mr. Tillerson has alienated lawmakers, foreign policy veterans and the news media while demoralizing the State Department, and critics inside and outside the White House consider his troubles self-inflicted.

. . .

Senator Bob Corker, Republican of Tennessee and the chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, expressed hope that Mr. Tillerson would not leave because he serves as a check on instability.

:thunk:

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
i hope it's like when they made the british partner resign on mad men

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
lmao owned by hamburger helper

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
really craving some beef stroganoff hamburger helper rn

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
don't discount the possibility shehuck is telling the truth

they might actually not know

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
ravens and magpies are yelling at each other outside my window, the world is cool and good

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
huh wonkettes still a thing

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Internet Webguy posted:

leo had two swords and donny just had a stick

no kid would turn down two swords for a stick

Leonardo is just the blond guy from scooby doo, practically a cuck

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

love the military discipline of kelly's leakproof whitehouse

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Duscat posted:

that's one of the most infuriating things about bribery, like you can buy a politician to introduce and pass a bill that gives you a hundred million in profits for 10 or 20 k

lobbying and campaign contributions have the highest roi of any investment most businesses can make

campaign finance needs a complete rework, like, natural persons only, $100 tops

also, "issue" ads are political ads

also, ban all political ads outside of a 1-month window before the election

Vic Korhing, an Alaska state legislator convicted during the Veco case that eventually implicated Ted Stevens, sold his vote on an oil bill for $700 and a bag of hamburgers.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
cannot wait for katy tur to gush about presidential trump looks when he declares war on, uh, *flips through atlas*, namibia?!

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

god drat america

jeremiah wright should definitely post in c spam

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

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Epic High Five posted:

IIRC ladies can be drafted now too so it should get pretty spicy

says who?

oh, Obama?

DELETED

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

my favorite part of Tombstone is the part where they enact gun control and then vigorously enforce it

ed balls would never let people have guns inside city limits

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
dan scavino was a loving caddy

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
having promised obamacare repeal for seven years and failed, republicans turn to synthetic marijuana

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
my 6 plus has screen death but otherwise works fine

if i bend it just right it works for a half hour or so

gently caress if im buying a new iphone

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Office Pig posted:

i can't even imagine the senate confirmation on that

51-47 confirmed

Menendez in jail and Corker abstains

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Numberwang posted:

Are they seriously pointing loaded guns at each other or am I just having a stroke?

sure looks like it

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
:pisstape: :pisstape: :pisstape: :pisstape: :pisstape: :pisstape:

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
gently caress ryan zinke the fake piece of poo poo

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
when zinke had one of his dumb folksy photo ops shoveling snow in D.C. he refused the plastic shovel he was offered, insisting instead on the metal shovel he brought with him, and scratched the poo poo out of marble stairs at one of the memorials

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I wonder if Tillseron is laying awake in D.C. thinking "welp, tonight's the last night im secretary of state"

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Zeroisanumber posted:

When I go to the bar with friends i drink more than all of them and I do it really fast because I want to escape the constant thud of TRUMP but I have to eat some nachos or someshit while I'm doing it because if I get too drunk he comes roaring up like a goblin out of a sewer and I start gibbering about him and ruin an otherwise nice night.

:owned:

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

Who acts as SOS when rexxy gets canned?

looks like some generic republican oil fucker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_J._Sullivan_(diplomat)

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
“The witch hunt ends here, commander-in-chief,” Torrez said more than once. Asked later who he was addressing his comment to, Torrez was coy at first before answering “Donald Trump.”

going to use this in my performance review this year

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
is rec tillerson gone yet

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Pook Good Mook posted:



Also, be practical, he'd move military assets to the region if he actually planned on doing anything.

but hes a moron, and he literally one time said a carrier group was in position off korea when it was sailing south through indonesia

ed balls would unironically lead a war of aggression better than trump

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

LEAVE HITLER ALONE

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
presumably ernst rohm

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/carrasquillo/status/916379026956193792

love to get a policy proposal that's just a page with "WALL" in 128 size font

good afternoon, we are pleased to announce our new policy of

*ahem*

*adjusts glasses*

NO MUZZIES NO MEXICANS

thank u and god bless america

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

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Former Everything posted:

sorry, had to get to the reset button there

i'm now totally convinced that #theresistance and/or #berniewouldhavewon [check your suck zone preference] are going to make huge gains in 2018 electorally and/or rise up in revolution [check your preference] and the mercers are going to lose their billions and influence, along with the sinclairs and the rest of the idle rich who own the political, societal, and influential levers of this country will go dark and silent and be defeated

better days are coming, friends! impeachment (and certainly not re-election) will happen very soon! we all aren't hurtling towards a dystopian nightmare of religious hysteria and climate-based disaster and starvation, so you can rest easy!

nice meltdown

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

deathbysnusnu posted:

Rex leaving is going to be fun and all, but let's be honest it doesn't matter who is secretary of state. Every other government on Earth knows that American diplomacy is solely conducted by fits of dementia delivered via tweet and negotiations are done by letting Trump touch an orb and eat over cooked steak.

it matters if the next one is less hell bent on destroying the state department, and instead just spends a few years on mild grifting and neglect

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

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amy klobuchar, as usual, is dumb and bad

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