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Alpha Mayo posted:In defense of reddit the crypto community there is basically entirely fake, ran by shills part of the larger scam. Any reasonable post will get down voted to nothing while HODL memes get auto voted to top. The crypto scam version of Correct the Record. reminder that thermos runs both /r/bitcoin AND bitcointalk, so pretty much all of the 'reputable' discussion on bitcoin occurs on thermos-run properties. he and the mining pool leaders are the most powerful people in bitcoin.
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Is there a place to see the 24 hour percent down? https://coin360.io
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Durzel posted:It is pretty funny that they’re getting into NFTs just as the balloon is deflating, though. They know their new masters well, but in keeping with their year on year decline are too slow to pivot to actually exploiting it. they're exploiting it from a different angle by having shareholders vote in a few hours to allow them to raise the total share count max from 300M -> 1B.
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GME to shareholders, months ago: "there are 77M shares outstanding and we're authorized to have 300M. if you vote to raise that cap to 1B, we'll consider giving you what's called a 'stock dividend.'" cultist shareholders: "a stock dividend you say? clearly that means shorts [who never covered, despite an SEC report saying they did] will have to locate/buy X real shares for each share they've shorted and that'll cause the MOASS! EVERYONE VOTE YES. as soon as the votes are tallied they'll give us X times the shares and the price will go to the moon!" ==== GME, 2 hours ago: "thank you for voting yes to everything we wanted. if it makes sense, we'll consider a stock split at some point in the future." cultist shareholders: "they're just saying that to keep the hedge funds on their toes! the dividend will be any minute now!" onlookers: "did...did they just vote to allow GME to sell shares and dilute themselves without getting anything in return? if GME issues more shares, the price goes down, and any reason to split goes away." narrator: "that's exactly what they did."
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MarcusSA posted:What’s the opposite of to the moon ? I like China Syndrome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_meltdown#China_syndrome
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Doccykins posted:It's just cracked through their original liquidation price for $238Milly if they hadn't re-collateralised 7 hours ago lol imagine needing $34M per hour to keep your house of cards in one piece
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Jun 14, 2022 00:32
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hotdog feet posted:Going to buy a breakfast sandwich with my fiat currency Scratch Monkey posted:Have fun being full posts like these make me super jealous of how funny people here are.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:We're going to throw a Koosh ball around the room, and whoever catches it has to give the team an example of a good thing that Hitler did there was a museum I used to go to once every 3-4 years growing up, and occasionally with school. their gift shop had a vat of Koosh balls and I'm pretty sure I never left that museum without a new one. totally useless and forgotten the next day, but they were fun for a moment.
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Agents are GO! posted:https://twitter.com/rleshner/status/1536928363276812289?s=20&t=jfauyRjKmJ3vaQAZYQ7rNg No true DeFi…
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Scratch Monkey posted:I think it’s also saying that the guy used his Mint Mobile phone to do it. Mint Mobile (mm) is a discount phone network mainly used by people who don’t have the kind of money to blow on monkey jpgs that get them into monkey themed parties Mm means metamask, a popular cryptocurrency/NFT wallet
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drk posted:Blast from the past, I remember this guy had a kooky Bitcoin billboard in silicon valley back in like... 2012? So he escaped that dastardly mark karpeles’ clutches after all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP1YsMlrfF0
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Golden Bee posted:https://twitter.com/zachbussey/status/1554221015106035712?s=21&t=zq2JRud3W0JGUHnE2moKCg luckily gencon this week in Indianapolis is requiring both vaccination and indoor masking.
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maybe SBF has an extreme financial humiliation fetish
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:All my juices, aped!! not slurped?!
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:the bbbaggy investment thesis is that their lord and savior Cohen is planning to launch an app called Teddy which will be Amazon’s biggest competitor but also an entire self contained financial system and use AI and basically be the Star Citizen of companies, and their wealth will derive from their ownership of this company (since Cohen will roll all BBBYQ into Teddy stock). don't leave GameStop, the backbone of Teddy, out of this hagiography
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:How much money are these BBBY suckers actually pumping into this stock? since going OTC the number of "bought more!" posts in the subreddit has significantly decreased, but before that seeing 5+ figure share counts was not uncommon.
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Boxturret posted:It really is a religious cult, its just that instead of your soul going to heaven you get a new car, that's....really sad when you think about it. agreed but MOASS fan fiction NEVER gets old
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zetamind2000 posted:
the word is "gambol," not gamble. I'm imagining a buncha cats who are very serious about their casino games.
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Pham Nuwen posted:That's the thing about The Onion, the whole story is told in the headline... Hell, you can usually get the joke from the URL alone. luckily there is no hell, cause I still think the funniest thing the onion has ever done was a headline with no article: "baby can feel daddy kick"
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every time my credit card transactions confirm in 3-4 seconds I wish they'd take 8-10 minutes instead.
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kw0134 posted:Don't worry, the LIGHTNING NETWORK™ will solve everything! Coming soon in I stopped hearing about the lightning network a couple years back, what happened there
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:You would have sold them at some point when they got up to like 10K in worth or something, or the exchange would have collapsed, or you would have got phished or hacked, lost the wallet info, etc, etc. this is the realization every time that shuts down my momentary "buy $1000 worth of penny bitcoins in 2010" fantasy
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I made the mistake of posting a chart in work slack re: something bitcoin related and now a true believer is very curious why I don't think it's viable as a currency
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necrotic posted:I’m very glad the true believer we had employed briefly left. After DMing me on slack that he lost ~15k worth of eth by giving out his pass phrase and proceeded to ask me how to hack a major US hosting company. SettingSun posted:If you're going to engage at all it's more fun to let them dig their own hole by turning the question around and asking them why they think it is. thankfully I replied with a form of "I am not going to get into a discussion about this," and someone else engaged with them, and they agreed to take it to direct messages.
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Boxturret posted:Every tether is fully backed by a dollar. sick dollar bro can I see it
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a nonzero number of coinbase customers are suddenly seeing their entire wallets at 0 balance. I'm sure it's a temporary glitch but it would be extremely funny if coinbase lost everything somehow.
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Neito posted:But did they ever figure out what #include means? not a week goes by where I don't wonder if Atlas a) ever had any bitcoin b) held it long enough to make some money
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cruft posted:Could somebody summarize so I (and presumably others) don't have to click on a dozen twitter links? mark karpeles crawled so SBF could run (to prison)
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Strong Sauce posted:consider you have to invest at least 70k bitcoin is exceptionally stupid but they do have fractional purchases. if it goes to $1M whatever you put into it today will be 14X+
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